A wife was making a breakfast of
fried eggs
for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came
into the kitchen.
Careful!.. he said, Careful! Put
in some
more oil! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too
many at once. Too many!
Turn them! Turn them now! You need
more oil.
Oh my God! Where are we going
to
get more oil?.
The eggs are going to stick! Careful,
careful! I said be
CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you crazy?. Have you lost your
mind?.
Don't forget to add salt. You
know you
always forget. Use the salt. Use
the Salt! The Salt!
The wife stared at him angrily;
What is wrong with you?. You
think I don't
know how
to fry a egg?. The husband replied;
I just wanted to show you how it
feels like when I'm
DRIVING and you do the same

Huh .....women!!!
Smh

Lol. You can't but love us still

nikkyshyne: Lol. You can't but love us still

we don't seem to have any choice, do we?

.

OMG! This is fact.my mama whines a lot whenever my dad is driving. She'd be like... 'daddy,see that big pothole' ...'hey,slow down oh,we are getting to the police checkpoint'...'watch it,that man is trafficating'.....on and on it goes,as if my dad is a learner.WOMEN!! I still adore them sha...

Goldieluks: Joke section >>>>

sharrap

lrguru:

sharrap

Move to the nonsense section please

Mynd_44: Move to the nonsense section please

This aint nonsense dude,

I just put masef @ d lady's position and i felt her anger!!!

Very funny, berra in d joke section though

Goldieluks:


Nansense!!

nikkyshyne: Lol. You can't but love us still

Not becuz we wish to, buh becuz there ain't an alternative... Lol

A bad driver is a bad driver

donroxy:

This aint nonsense dude,

I just put masef @ d lady's position and i felt her anger!!!

Very funny, berra in d joke section though

See? It is crap

mondi_cheeks: A bad driver is a bad driver

Hello

lol... Its the maternal instinct in us jor..

lrguru:

Goldieluks: