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Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by shaybebaby(f): 7:30pm On Dec 16, 2012
Debsolat:

Thanks Shaybe baby. I know he'll be fine. Hubby and I went to 11 nurseries before narrowing it down to 2. It's alarming the horrible things you hear and see. And ican't sit at home claiming benefits, so will be going back 30hrs a week. God will keep watch over them.
I am going back and working 28 hrs a week. I still have a bit of luck because his nan will have him two days a week. She's okay with him but the iya too dey complain jor. She can't pick him because of bad back etc. still it's better than him spending 4days with a minder. At least now a minder will only have him for two days. It is well.
What factors did you consider when narrowing down your choices?
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by Debsolat(f): 9:41pm On Dec 16, 2012
shaybe baby:
I am going back and working 28 hrs a week. I still have a bit of luck because his nan will have him two days a week. She's okay with him but the iya too dey complain jor. She can't pick him because of bad back etc. still it's better than him spending 4days with a minder. At least now a minder will only have him for two days. It is well.
What factors did you consider when narrowing down your choices?

I will be working my 30hrs over 3 days and he'll be at the nursery for 2 days while hubby stay home on the third day. The criterias: distance from our place of work (between mine, hubby's and my friend that will be picking him up) cleanliness, ofsted and current parent report, menus, staff attitude during visits and we didn't visit the nurseries that said we had to book in advance before coming in. We didn't go in during lunch in order not to disrupt things but I also did not want a rehearsed/staged visit. Also looked at the activities they do with the children, the experiences of the key workers, first aiders. Crb, ratio of staff to children. If I remember anymore, will let you know. Hope the above helps.
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 16, 2012
Cereal and Mcdonalds dinners. There are times that I'd weave my daughter's hair by loosening one, re-weave it so I don't have to loosen everything and then weave all over again. The one I did with both when they were babies was letting putting them beside me with one breast in their mouth while I slept beside them on days when I was really tired. One time, I even dug through our dirty laundry to find the least dirty cloth because they were out clean clothes, sprayed some Febreeze on it and ironed it again. Not proud of it but s/hit happens embarassed
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by damiso(f): 11:17pm On Dec 16, 2012
naijababe: Cereal and Mcdonalds dinners. There are times that I'd weave my daughter's hair by loosening one, re-weave it so I don't have to loosen everything and then weave all over again. The one I did with both when they were babies was letting putting them beside me with one breast in their mouth while I slept beside them on days when I was really tired. One time, I even dug through our dirty laundry to find the least dirty cloth because they were out clean clothes, sprayed some Febreeze on it and ironed it again. Not proud of it but s/hit happens embarassed

I just did that loosen one re-weave it back tonight grin.Gosh girls hair is such a bother sometimes am tempted to chop it all off.But my baby looks so cute when her hair is done dont think i have the heart.
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by Nobody: 11:18pm On Dec 16, 2012
damiso:

I just did that loosen one weave it back tonight grin


Status quo for 3 weeks now grin
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by Chongaiman: 11:57am On Dec 17, 2012
On a lighter note:

4 Ways Nature Brainwashes You into Taking Care of Babies

By: Soren Bowie Published: 12/11/2012 (www.cracked.com)

A baby is an anchor. I don't mean that in an abstract sense where it keeps parents grounded and appreciative of what really matters in life; I mean a baby is dead weight. In terms of pragmatic usefulness, a baby is about on equal footing with a moderately sized stone, if stones were prone to rashes and screaming and disgorging fluids. Where a baby horse can walk before the embryonic sack has had a chance to dry, and a newborn kangaroo can climb sheer vertical ascents to its mother's pouch without any hind legs, a human baby can't even flip itself over and will occasionally try to claw its own face off. Babies are simply not prepared for the world when they arrive, and it's up to parents to make sure they stay clean, their brains stay un-poked through their ill-formed skulls and they aren't carried off by coyotes or hawks. It's a big job for anyone, and even though we are a highly intelligent species that can see the importance of propagation, there must be moments when the haze of affection clears from a parent's eyes and he or she is tempted to pad a wicker basket and find the closest river.

Fortunately, nature's never willing to rely on the off chance that anyone will actually like their child. Through years of evolution, it has hidden elaborate fail-safes in our brains to ensure that we won't abandon our young. "But Soren," you harried and sleepless parents will cry in a voice just soft enough not to wake your tiny beast, "You have no children --what makes you think you know anything about raising a kid?" Well, you just answered your own question, Jack; only the childless can objectively see the spell you're under, a spell that's meant to look and feel a lot like love.

It's a big job for anyone, and even though we are a highly intelligent species that can see the importance of propagation, there must be moments when the haze of affection clears from a parent's eyes and he or she is tempted to pad a wicker basket and find the closest river.

#4. A Baby Is a Bong-Load of Oxytocin
One of the most calming and euphoric drugs you will ever feel massaging its way into your brain is oxytocin. Fortunately, you will never have to pay anything for it, because your own body is your dealer. Oxytocin is a neuromodulating hormone that's released after intimacy, when you fall in love and, for mothers, when a baby breast-feeds. In fact, any skin-to-skin contact between a mother and her baby, even gazing into her child's eyes, will trigger another dose of this bliss hormone, effectively turning the baby into a vehicle for a drug. Now, anyone who has seen or knows firsthand how protective and nurturing weed enthusiasts are for their vaporizers and pipes can get a sense of how nature has tricked mothers into essentially becoming addicted to their babies.

And like any drug, oxytocin can severely impair logic and judgment. It's at least partially responsible for every new mother thinking "Yes, babies are generally pretty adorable, but have you fucking seen MY baby? Why are people still fighting wars? Don't they know? Where are the news vans!?" Those of us without children have been forced to tolerate Facebook pages and Twitter accounts created on behalf of other people's babies, all while wondering how anyone could lose perspective so badly, how even close friends could become so grating and unrelatable in such a short period of time. The answer, of course, is drugs. But in this case, it's a drug that the mother doesn't even know she's taking. She's high on motherhood and can't conceive of a reason why everyone else isn't losing their shit over her newborn. Meanwhile, she spends every waking second scoring another fix, trying to snort the hairs off the baby's head like an addict huffing paint from a paper bag.

Now, that doesn't mean that each one of those moms is trying to pull a fast one on some unassuming guy in the hopes that he'll help share the load of her new tiny black-eyed nightmare. In fact, most of those mothers probably didn't even realize that their answers would change based on whether the father was in the room. Instead, it's an evolved response built into a mother's brain after thousands and thousands of years. See, while it may be in a father's best interest to know that a baby is his, it's in the best interest of the family and the species as a whole that the father stick around to raise the next generation, whether the baby is his or not. So when it comes to propagation of the species, nature is on the side of the sluts.

Evolution isn't stupid enough to make every newborn look like the father, because that would be disastrous any time a woman happened to swap forensics with a guy who wasn't her partner. Instead, nature conditioned the minds of mothers to insist, and even believe, that the baby looks like her partner just to ensure that he doesn't abandon her, or eat the baby, or whatever it is that cuckolds do.

#3. Newborns Look Like the Father (Even When They Don't)
On a purely biological level, a new father will instinctively look for indications that a baby is his. Regardless of how monogamous a relationship may be, the basest part of his brain will want to know that sharing two decades of energy, time and resources with a pink pile of flesh is in his best interest. A study in 1995 aimed to prove that newborns look more like the father under the theory that, evolutionarily speaking, it's advantageous to alleviate any doubt of paternity. The study had 122 people matching pictures of babies with pictures of parents based on facial features alone. The participants managed to match up about half of the fathers with their babies but were absolutely terrible at determining which newborn belonged to which mother. While that study should prove that babies are born looking like their dad, all other attempts to replicate the first experiment have since

So here's where it gets weird.

A separate study in 2000 asked new mothers and fathers which parent their baby most resembled, and the answer was resoundingly the father ... but only when the father was present during the questioning. Researchers asked 60 couples together and then 100 mothers alone whom the baby looked like, and when the mother didn't have to worry about the father overhearing, the paternal resemblance magically dropped 27 percent.

Now, that doesn't mean that each one of those moms is trying to pull a fast one on some unassuming guy in the hopes that he'll help share the load of her new tiny black-eyed nightmare. In fact, most of those mothers probably didn't even realize that their answers would change based on whether the father was in the room. Instead, it's an evolved response built into a mother's brain after thousands and thousands of years. See, while it may be in a father's best interest to know that a baby is his, it's in the best interest of the family and the species as a whole that the father stick around to raise the next generation, whether the baby is his or not. So when it comes to propagation of the species, nature is on the side of the sluts.

Evolution isn't stupid enough to make every newborn look like the father, because that would be disastrous any time a woman happened to swap forensics with a guy who wasn't her partner. Instead, nature conditioned the minds of mothers to insist, and even believe, that the baby looks like her partner just to ensure that he doesn't abandon her, or eat the baby, or whatever it is that cuckolds do.

#2. A Baby's Cry Can Change the Brain Chemistry of Fathers
While mothers are busy getting contact highs from their babies, fathers can feel a little left out, like designated drivers at a party who have to patiently wait on the couch as everyone else has an infinitely better time. But nature isn't going to risk the chance that he'll get bored and wander away to meet other women who are unencumbered by tiny shrieking meat sacks. That's why even the sound of his baby's cry will release a heaping dose of a chemical into his system that is basically the hormone equivalent of a cockblock.

A mother isn't the only one whose mind rewires in preparation for raising a child. During pregnancy and childbirth, the father's body is stockpiling prolactin to keep him from acting like an asshole once the baby arrives. Prolactin is like the antagonist to testosterone, and it's the reason men don't have multiple orgasms. After sex, it's responsible for that satisfied, sometimes sentimental but completely non-erotic sensation most men feel, and if you happen to be a new father, you'll recognize it as that overwhelming affection you feel every time you interact with your baby.

While the hormone helps a father bond with his child, its more important role is to crash his libido and keep him from trying to hump anything else. It's basically the baby's built-in safeguard ensuring that its father's attention isn't divided. But the strangest part is that a dad will only get doses of it when he can see or hear his child. Outside the sexless force field babies emit, the prolactin dams up and testosterone levels shoot back up to normal levels almost immediately. In other words, a baby is like a really adorable form of kryptonite to its father, if that father's superpower were fucking stuff.
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by Chongaiman: 6:14pm On Dec 17, 2012
#1. We Are Instinctively Primed to Love Any Baby
. . .See, evolution has left nothing to chance. If something happens to the biological parents of a newborn and someone else is forced into care-taking without the benefit of the hormone surges to stay invested, babies still have another tiny, adorable card up their tiny, adorable sleeves: They're just so goddamn precious.

While this may seem completely intuitive to you, science deemed it worth exploring why we turn into cooing, smiling puddles in the presence of babies. Well, it turns out it's all in the face. Those big eyes, the tiny nose and the comically oversized head are all features we are built to treasure. For proof, look at literally any representation of cuteness in modern culture. Disney has built an entire multimillion-dollar empire entirely on those characteristics. It's called the baby schema, and it's not something we are conditioned to love --it's something we love instinctively. Studies have proven that just seeing a face that matches the baby schema will activate pleasure and reward regions in every human brain, which is part of the reason the Internet is flooded with pictures of baby animals.

So, lacking the muscle strength to even lift their own heads, babies are equipped with only one weapon, and that weapon affects us on such a fundamental level that we are powerless to fight against it. It's not just true of humanity, either; across the board, mammals are overwhelmed with the impulse to nurture babies of any species, even ones they would otherwise eviscerate. Knowing all this, I'm now on the side of those doped-up mothers wondering why anyone wants to do anything other than collect puppies and kids all day. It may sound overly simplistic to fire helmeted babies over the walls of our enemies, but holy shit has anyone actually tried it?
Re: Cheeky Shortcuts We Take As Parents To Make Life Easier. by nnekaregy(f): 11:10am On May 01, 2013
Thank God for public holidays, I just read tru all d post and they are quite educative and innovative, let's keep it coming,we new mothers are learning.

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