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The Many Lies Of Women by mrkels(m): 6:52pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
We all know women lie through their teeths, I have heard lots of them and am really tired because to me women these days are just comedy. Here are a few I was told directly to my face 1. I have a boyfriend but he is not in the country. 2. The lecturer called me but i dint answer 3. Am not bleaching my skin, my natural color is just coming out. 4. Am on my period. 5. I went to visit a guy in Lagos, he gave me 100k but he did not even touch me. 6. I don't love u because of your money. 7. He is just a friend, notin more. 8. I love u too! 9. I have been with just 2 guys my whole life ( more like 9 b4 she was 22) Don't spoil the fun,Pls add yours... www.nairaland.com/attachments/912867_fake20love_jpg3374c801546682521a5cd4c182b81e98 1 Like |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by africanpea: 6:58pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
LMAO, so true. When they buy cloths from bend down select, they claim there imaginary aunt bought it from the US. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by mrkels(m): 7:10pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
africanpea: LMAO, so true. When they buy cloths from bend down select, they claim there imaginary aunt bought it from the US.Or even from a designers shop after taking it to the dry-cleaners |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
Lmao @ i went 2 lag to visit a guy.. He gave me 100k but he didn't touch me. 2 Likes |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
1}you are my first boyfriend 2}i am naturally beautiful 3}i dont know about sex |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by malaria(f): 9:50pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
bennyraz: Lmao @ i went 2 lag to visit a guy.. He gave me 100k but he didn't touch me.Me likes . D man na her papa? 1 Like |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by 190theclown: 10:08pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
the first time i had s-e-x it was against my wish He started touching touching me before i knew it, he was in I was r-a-p-e-d 1 Like |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 10:11pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
mschew. for every lie a woman tells, a man has three! #trustTHAT! 1 Like |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by 190theclown: 10:13pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
*Kails*: |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 10:23pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
Op, you forgot to add "Nigerian". You see, I can't even count the lies... and whenever you try to point out the lies, she go begin vex like monster. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
Hahahahaha. @poster, u got me in num 4 ooo, I use dat alot. Anyways, i dont see it as lying, rather its just being sneaky and beating all this randy Abj guys to their game. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
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Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 11:01pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
nyere84: Hahahahaha. @poster, u got me in num 4 ooo, I use dat alot. Anyways, i dont see it as lying, rather its just being sneaky and beating all this randy Abj guys to their game. you are a runz girl... a certified one. cos that question is a very silly thing from strangers ...so I guess you actually have something with all these abj guyss demanding s£x from you 2 Likes |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by 190theclown: 11:04pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
acidioisis since wen did u start suffering from double posting syndromne |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 11:08pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
190-the-clown: blame 9ja network bro |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Exponental(m): 11:18pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
nyere84: Hahahahaha. @poster, u got me in num 4 ooo, I use dat alot. Anyways, i dont see it as lying, rather its just being sneaky and beating all this randy Abj guys to their game.u have not met a guy who doesnt care abt ur period......even if u are telling d truth, he will do it, so create anoda lie. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by obo389(m): 1:54am On Dec 12, 2012 |
I have only aborted once in my life. 1 Like |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by 190theclown: 2:24am On Dec 12, 2012 |
Exponental: |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Mynd44: 5:58am On Dec 12, 2012 |
Women are humans and humans lie. It is not exclusive to women alone. Men lie, women lie these days dogs lie too. The world is just going nuts 1 Like |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 6:36am On Dec 12, 2012 |
obo389: Well, this woman has NEVER had one! And that's the truth. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Mynd44: 6:54am On Dec 12, 2012 |
*Kails*:Nice |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by dBard: 7:20am On Dec 12, 2012 |
*Kails*: **brings out lie detector machine * erm.. care t repeat dat statement?? |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 7:24am On Dec 12, 2012 |
The major difference btw men and women when it comes to lying lies in the quantity and quality. When it comes to d quantity of lies told within a period of time, men tell the most. But when it comes to the quality of lies told, women tell d best. Tha is why women are better liers. U will catch a man lying easily but when a woman starts to lie to u, may God help u, u may never catch her, and if u ever did, it will only b by accident. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Jesufrend(m): 7:40am On Dec 12, 2012 |
I am a virgin |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 7:59am On Dec 12, 2012 |
acidosis™:well, it takes one to knw one. |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by mrkels(m): 8:52am On Dec 12, 2012 |
Jesufrend: I am a virginNaaa, this lie does not make sense, no sensible woman with brains would lie like this, cos one day the truth would finally come out, whether you watch that thing with alum or ogogoro |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by mrkels(m): 8:57am On Dec 12, 2012 |
nyere84: well, it takes one to knw one.Wait, lemme get this straight, are you saying acidosis is a runz geh too? Wonder shall never end in nairaland |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by 190: 9:06am On Dec 12, 2012 |
mrkels: Rotflmfaooo |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by KachiKel(m): 11:02am On Dec 12, 2012 |
tell a lie and live on the edge knowing you will have to tell another when the first is found out and you have to always remember the first one. Talk true for once and forget you ever said it.some will say its a "WHITE LIE". We all lie.....no saint anywhere. If a lie will set you free,then its the truth. No be me talk am oh......na lie |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by Nobody: 1:20pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
I missed my period |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by tzetzefly(m): 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
flinspiero: I missed my period Very good... |
Re: The Many Lies Of Women by ik121: 2:29am On Dec 25, 2012 |
1: nothing hapnd, it was jus a kiss 2: my bb was stolen 3: am in d university 4: my bf worships my feet 5: i luv u somuch 6: that village farmer no be my papa abeg o! 7: the bobo drop enof naa 8: LIES LIES LIES |
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