We all know women lie through their teeths, I have heard lots of them and am really tired because to me women these days are just comedy. Here are a few I was told directly to my face

1. I have a boyfriend but he is not in the country.
2. The lecturer called me but i dint answer
3. Am not bleaching my skin, my natural color is just
coming out.
4. Am on my period.
5. I went to visit a guy in Lagos, he gave me 100k but he did not even touch me.
6. I don't love u because of your money.
7. He is just a friend, notin more.
8. I love u too!
9. I have been with just 2 guys my whole life ( more like 9 b4 she was 22)

Don't spoil the fun,Pls add yours...
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LMAO, so true. When they buy cloths from bend down select, they claim there imaginary aunt bought it from the US.

africanpea: LMAO, so true. When they buy cloths from bend down select, they claim there imaginary aunt bought it from the US.

Or even from a designers shop after taking it to the dry-cleaners

Lmao @ i went 2 lag to visit a guy.. He gave me 100k but he didn't touch me.

1}you are my first boyfriend
2}i am naturally beautiful
3}i dont know about sex

bennyraz: Lmao @ i went 2 lag to visit a guy.. He gave me 100k but he didn't touch me.

Me likes . D man na her papa?

the first time i had s-e-x it was against my wish
He started touching touching me before i knew it, he was in
I was r-a-p-e-d

mschew.

for every lie a woman tells, a man has three!

#trustTHAT!

*Kails*:
mschew.

for every lie a woman tells, a man has three!

#trustTHAT!

Op, you forgot to add "Nigerian".

You see, I can't even count the lies... and whenever you try to point out the lies, she go begin vex like monster.

Hahahahaha. @poster, u got me in num 4 ooo, I use dat alot. Anyways, i dont see it as lying, rather its just being sneaky and beating all this randy Abj guys to their game.

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nyere84: Hahahahaha. @poster, u got me in num 4 ooo, I use dat alot. Anyways, i dont see it as lying, rather its just being sneaky and beating all this randy Abj guys to their game.

you are a runz girl... a certified one. cos that question is a very silly thing from strangers ...so I guess you actually have something with all these abj guyss demanding s£x from you

190-the-clown:
acidioisis since wen did u start suffering from double posting syndromne

blame 9ja network bro

nyere84: Hahahahaha. @poster, u got me in num 4 ooo, I use dat alot. Anyways, i dont see it as lying, rather its just being sneaky and beating all this randy Abj guys to their game.

u have not met a guy who doesnt care abt ur period......even if u are telling d truth, he will do it, so create anoda lie.

I have only aborted once in my life.

Exponental:
u have not met a guy who doesnt care abt ur period......even if u are telling d truth, he will do it, so create anoda lie.

Women are humans and humans lie. It is not exclusive to women alone. Men lie, women lie these days dogs lie too. The world is just going nuts

obo389:
I have only aborted once in my life.

Well, this woman has NEVER had one!
And that's the truth.

*Kails*:




Well, this woman has NEVER had one!
And that's the truth.

Nice

*Kails*:




Well, this woman has NEVER had one!
And that's the truth.

**brings out lie detector machine * erm.. care t repeat dat statement??

The major difference btw men and women when it comes to lying lies in the quantity and quality. When it comes to d quantity of lies told within a period of time, men tell the most. But when it comes to the quality of lies told, women tell d best. Tha is why women are better liers. U will catch a man lying easily but when a woman starts to lie to u, may God help u, u may never catch her, and if u ever did, it will only b by accident.

I am a virgin

acidosis™:


you are a runz girl... a certified one. cos that question is a very silly thing from strangers ...so I guess you actually have something with all these abj guyss demanding s£x from you

well, it takes one to knw one.

Jesufrend: I am a virgin

Naaa, this lie does not make sense, no sensible woman with brains would lie like this, cos one day the truth would finally come out, whether you watch that thing with alum or ogogoro

nyere84: well, it takes one to knw one.

Wait, lemme get this straight, are you saying acidosis is a runz geh too? Wonder shall never end in nairaland

mrkels:
Wait, lemme get this straight, are you saying acidosis is a runz geh too? Wonder shall never end in nairaland

Rotflmfaooo

tell a lie and live on the edge knowing you will have to tell another when the first is found out and you have to always remember the first one. Talk true for once and forget you ever said it.some will say its a "WHITE LIE".


We all lie.....no saint anywhere.


If a lie will set you free,then its the truth.

No be me talk am oh......na lie

I missed my period

flinspiero: I missed my period

Very good...

1: nothing hapnd, it was jus a kiss
2: my bb was stolen
3: am in d university
4: my bf worships my feet
5: i luv u somuch
6: that village farmer no be my papa abeg o!
7: the bobo drop enof naa
8: LIES LIES LIES