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Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by outlawcum4(m): 6:51pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
i drove to lagos airport hotel ikeja to have some good time with friends, just about to drop my pack of monte carlo ciggar so i could take of my clothe and join my friends at the pool, one sweet 19 undergraduate girl walked up to me and was like> PLEASE CAN I SHARE FROM YOUR PACK OF CIGGARETE with a great smile on her face, i replied> OFCOURSE U CAN HAVE THEM AS MUCH AS U CAN HANDLE also with a great smile on my face. well, i thought to myself this girl could be a fucking slut i would love to Bleep so i quickly seek for an excuse from my friends cuz i really need to frost her ass up so i took her to a hotel, paid for accomodation of 2hrs validity, bought some drinks and C.D [CONDOM] . just about to pull off my clothes while she was lying down already patiently waiting for me to cum on her, my phone rang , i tried to pick to see who's calling , it happened to be my girl friend who's a boarder[living in school] so i thought there's no need picking the call cuz the call may not be that important so i droped the cell. while i turned to the girl to start off the show, all i could see was someone inserting a stick of ciggarete into her cunt and smoking through it, i was like, WOW! girls does this iight? ok i'm gonna write about this from this experience i just had. its for real dudes, ya gotta believe it. [SORRY ABOUT THIS THREAD IF YOUR REALLY READING GIRL FRIEND]
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Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by Nobody: 6:58pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by baby4u2(f): 8:54pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
with ur bad behavior all over the place, u cant hide ur picture. this one that u want to finally disgrace her. thot someone was pregnant for u? u have to relax men with ur sleeping around. and u can see how wild the girl u slept with is. make sure u check urself even with that condom u claim to have used. |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by outlawcum4(m): 8:59pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
@baby4u2, na u get your mouth, dont judge people by what they say. GOD BLESS |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by mamaput(f): 9:03pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
i also saw the film about that one and the smoking. so they allow girls to take cell phone to school how old is your girlfriend 14? and why go to a hotel when you were alreaday in a hotel. any way sha i hope you used condom. |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by outlawcum4(m): 9:08pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
MAMAPUT WHICH ONE U NO DEY SEF?, HEHE, WELL, AIRPORT HOTEL ACCOMODATION COULD BE PRETTY EXPENSIVE U KNOW?, |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by bluesky4(f): 9:09pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
and ur telling us this because, ?? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by TheSly: 9:10pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
hmnnnnnnnnn another one. . . |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by baby4u2(f): 9:12pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
hehehe, so i should judge u based on what mr. something? u not only did but said it. have i failed? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by outlawcum4(m): 9:15pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
@SLY, hehe i'm your mark man right?, well, i dont make up craps. i tell from experience. believe it. @bluesky, im telling u this because i wouldn't have believed ladies does this from no one if not that it happened in my eyez |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by outlawcum4(m): 9:17pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
@baby4u2, na u get your mouth, say whatever untill your eyez sharpen. hehe |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by darkey(m): 9:28pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
blue-sky:gud question cos it beats me |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by darkey(m): 9:31pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
if i choose not to believe u, it wont hurt,wld it? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by ariblaze(m): 11:07pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
and the point here |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by iice(f): 4:28am On Feb 20, 2008 |
Do people still talk like that? She asked with a great smile on her face. . .i said blah blah with a great smile on my face. . .seriously I thought i was reading a child's diary Granson. . . |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by ikamefa(f): 4:37am On Feb 20, 2008 |
twinny abeg no blame am! so@ poster she smoked thru her i hope you did the same thingy too? ( both front and back i hope? ) twinny how ur end? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by iice(f): 4:46am On Feb 20, 2008 |
ikamefa: Sofry twinny before i break something Sleep dey catch me ehhh but otherwise am good You nko? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by ikamefa(f): 4:48am On Feb 20, 2008 |
iice: i dey oh about to jump on ma bed too |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by Uche2nna(m): 4:48am On Feb 20, 2008 |
@ Outlawcum4 I really dont wanna call U an asshole but that is just the word that is stuck on my mind right naw. |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by Akinagirl(f): 5:36am On Feb 20, 2008 |
right, and whats the point of this post? who the freak cares |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by outlaws(m): 6:17am On Feb 20, 2008 |
Hey Poster, you are a retarded piece of shit. You can keep all your diseases to your self. Keep Nigeria clean. Outdated Fuckers like you have no place there. |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by ariblaze(m): 6:22am On Feb 20, 2008 |
iice: grannnnnnie!!!!!!!! missed you, mummy says hi, little chukwu and doris also i missed you, missed you ,missed you uncle gbenga says thanks for the money you sent he just got married to his 4th wife |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by Uche2nna(m): 7:04am On Feb 20, 2008 |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by tkb417(m): 7:11am On Feb 20, 2008 |
this ur story isnt sweet. . boring |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by mamaput(f): 8:44am On Feb 20, 2008 |
ho my people they say a blind hen also finds a corn.(that explains the smile on his face) be happy for him.(even if he forgot ot tell us how much he paid her) |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by eldee(m): 9:12am On Feb 20, 2008 |
@poster don't you ever get tired of coming to nairaland to write stories? Infact if you made a portfolio of all these lies you'v come to tell here, hmnn, u could get a job on 'The Sun newspaper' Just look at ur CV by outlawcum i enjoy smooshing the boobs than fucking or fingering the pussy. if i'm to offer u a visa to the states only if u are goin to let me smoosh your boobs and u refused only willing to offer me pussy to mess and finger, then i would rather advise u forget about the visa because i enjoy the breast thing, expecially when it gets turgidPoor grammar i don't need no likeness from no girl, all i want is sex, sex, sex. because gurly's of this dayz are BUNCH OF WHORES.Extremely sexist guys make una listen to this gist o,One minute-man i have no clue whatsoever as for why some guys would'nt stop suffering themselves because his girl friend disappointed him. there's this girl living next to our building, she comes around only to play with my sister, whenever my sister is not around and i happen to be the only one at home, she would like to make up some topic just to get me talking. well, i'm a good story teller and she likes me for that. i just wake up this morning the first good morning wey i hear na person wey dey call my phone with a hidden number, when i picked and wan confirm who the person be, it happened to be a voice of a girl . and this girl na the same girl wey be just my friend wey i carry go spend val since my girl friend dey boarding home and no fit come back. due to the high rise in an unwanted pregnancy, abortion and diseases, one has to be very careful before u are 6ft certified. With all these your stories, meynne I think ur topics should be moved to the Literature Section |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by Nobody: 9:17am On Feb 20, 2008 |
Too much Television makes children dumb. ANyone still opposing the motion? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by stalker(f): 9:41am On Feb 20, 2008 |
aisha2: Aisha2 i agree with u totally. |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by dequeen(f): 9:49am On Feb 20, 2008 |
i dont believe u, because we girls have had a meeting nt 2 sell our body again 4 moneyyyyyyyy |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by efuah(f): 9:53am On Feb 20, 2008 |
@eldee. . . chai! aisha2:lol. . . african magic. . . @poster, what's the rational behind ya post? and ya pix? or is that the girl's pic? |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by Jairzinho(m): 11:10am On Feb 20, 2008 |
:-x |
Re: Believe It Or Not, This Shit Happened by ALERTEFCC(f): 12:38pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
you dey craze for head you think say na your mama you dey tell story, as e put am there how e take dey suck the aie make the cigar dey burn abi e just leave am make e dey burn on e own, shey be you don smoke befor, if you no suck the air anything go comot, see am e girlfriend dey boarding house how that one take affect the gist, after she smoke finish you too come smoke your own too inside the same place, YOU ARE SICK, you wan begin make me speak in tongues now foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. |
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