This girl I was dating told me she will come to see me at home after 1 month of datin without her seeing me. When she arrived I offer everything she requested for cos there was a supermarket close to where I stay. After eating to her satisfaction, I played a nice midnight blues for her just to make her swim in d ocean of love. I started touchin her and she said she is not ready 4 dat. Ok after much sweet words I said she later agree but wit condom. Ooh I went down to buy and my comin back I say her receiving a call. She told me her mum just called that maybe next time. Up till now I no see her.

xynerio:

This girl I was dating told me she will come to see me at home after 1 month of datin without her seeing me. When she arrived I offer everything she requested for cos there was a supermarket close to where I stay. After eating to her satisfaction, I played a nice midnight blues for her just to make her swim in d ocean of love. I started touchin her and she said she is not ready 4 dat. Ok after much sweet words I said she later agree but wit condom. Ooh I went down to buy and my comin back I say her receiving a call. She told me her mum just called that maybe next time. Up till now I no see her.

Because you tried to presure her into doing something she was not comfortable doing.

If you know what the hell you were doing with women then after the first no you would have let it be and continued to enjoy your night with her.

But men like you never get laid because there is always "traffic"

_{*traffic is the code word we used when we wanted someone to call back with a fake emergancy to get us out of a date w/o hurting the guys feelings*}

Bros I bow for you ooo. So you be wan enter her fantasy land go swim without wearing a rain coat So all these talk about HIV/AIDS no dey enter your ear abi By the way na you do your self. Ain't you supposed to always have condoms at home. She apparrently changed her mind when you went out to get the condom.

Anyway keep trying, you may get her one day. I know you would want to reap, moreso as you don do some investment so, you supposed collect some dividend too. Good luck mate

xynerio:

This girl I was dating told me she will come to see me at home after 1 month of datin without her seeing me. When she arrived I offer everything she requested for cos there was a supermarket close to where I stay. After eating to her satisfaction, I played a nice midnight blues for her just to make her swim in d ocean of love. I started touchin her and she said she is not ready 4 dat. Ok after much sweet words I said she later agree but wit condom. Ooh I went down to buy and my comin back I say her receiving a call. She told me her mum just called that maybe next time. Up till now I no see her.

@poster, go and think about your life. (^{hisses and walks away}

na na na na na na
next time when a lady says no, u stick ur weiner back into ur underpants

heh!!!, isnt this the same poster that posted about him being listed in his gf's phonebook as "customer care", ok, im starting to realise that ur telling fables, CHEI! Telling such stories that are tainting the image of women,

mehn im disappointed. For all y'all that dont know check out his other story!


xynerio (m)
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My Ex Gf Store My Name In Her Phone As Customer Care.
« on: July 05, 2009, 12:25 AM »

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I have been suspectin her for long until I went to her house, then she was bathing and she dont allow me to touch her fone. I was lookin for her fone to know if a guy had been sendin her love text. I flash her fone wit my number and found out where it was. To my surprise I saw CUSTOMER CARE as missed call. When I edited it, it was really my number. Men that was how I left the bitch. Sometimes they add ur name as cynthia or adaobi. Umunwayi kwenu!

Glorious lady is like u have been going through my posts lately. Why do u people find it difficult to believe my stories? Already I have made it clear dat some of them are friends experience both past and present if I start wit one of my friend did this and that u will not believe me that was why I use myself. But d one of customer care was my experience. By d way can I have a private chat wit u. Then u can know who I really am.

bluespice:

na na na na na na
next time when a lady says no, u stick ur weiner back into ur underpants

xynerio:

Glorious lady is like u have been going through my posts lately. Why do u people find it difficult to believe my stories? Already I have made it clear dat some of them are friends experience both past and present if I start wit one of my friend did this and that u will not believe me that was why I use myself. But d one of customer care was my experience. By d way can I have a private chat wit u. Then u can know who I really am.

xynerio, ur a very funny chap!!!!!

Am happy for the gal jare, just becos u spent money on her she should let you in abi? Why didnt you just save yourself the aggro and gone for an ashe, that way you would have guaranteed a ****

@ gloriuss. Why do u say am funny. Was it the part of chatting with u? Seriously I mean my words.

xynerio:

Ooh I went down to buy and my comin back I say her receiving a call. She told me her mum just called that maybe next time. Up till now I no see her.

u're like a soldier going to war with an empty rifle, worst than a farmer at farm without hoe,

lol

xynerio:

Glorious lady is like u have been going through my posts lately. Why do u people find it difficult to believe my stories? Already I have made it clear dat some of them are friends experience both past and present if I start wit one of my friend did this and that u will not believe me that was why I use myself. But d one of customer care was my experience. By d way can I have a private chat wit u. Then u can know who I really am.

u are the most active poster nairaland has seen in a while.
my advice is yyou start your own talk show.
u go sell die, or better still revamp hints and heartz magazine with all this ur amazing stories.

lol too

Nonsense!

Not anoda "tales by moonlight"

lololol!! his stories are something else arent they?? lol the next maury povich or ricki lake

after readin this thread

i now know the reason nl never suffer from heart failure

some people misbeahavin with their little finger

@poster
i tot u were a virgin

When such a tin happened may b it was a disaster God sweep out ur way. Neverdless may b d girl is not in a gud mood i.e. Avin her period. But i no go lie b sharp man u no ev rmb condom in d first intance. B careful aids dey kill oo!

erm just querying, why would u change the poster's title subject?? ive never seen that done before,

heheheheehe wonders shall neva end!! lolz

lady kool:

heheheheehe wonders shall neva end!! lolz

just crazy isnt it?!

Poster: The girl no like (love) u at all. Better dump her before she hurt you.

@poster

Good for you, for trying to run faster than your legs

Becus u buy her biscuit at a supermaket means a pay back time

Naa guys like u dey teach us girls sense

hahha^^^

wat the cassava flavour ones

hey topup love, long time no hear from u. Me n ma gurl are in good terms now. Thnks for u and lanajim.

@poster
this is very hilarious i'm trying so hard not to laugh cos visitors are around,
anyway goodluck and s for taking the shit
she didn't do anything to you,
how do you feel when a girl is trying to play a fast one on your pocket
think about that and sallow the shit.

Tee hee hee