OH!.... HOW I LOVE MY AFRICAN MEN. (Found this online, just had to repost )

1. I wish I could place your arms in a box. For those long winter nights where the warmth of a blanket just isn’t enough. Shop online for the cheapest time machine. Travel back to a time where you were respected. Back to the beginning where God used your rib to create woman.
2. Your eyes tell a story that you hide behind Stunnah Shades. Your ears, hidden behind Beats. While girls are screaming for your attention wearing mini skirts, and tops that expose their wombs to a world that doesn’t care about their babies.
3. I apologize for the Soulja Boys, Chris Browns, and Wakas who call women materialistic female dogs, think it’s okay to hit them, and thinks being hoodrich makes them real men. I honor you, for standing up for what you believe in, Especially since the rest of the world’s belief system is slightly skewed.
4. Your voice is like thunder, sharp, with a low rumble, as though demanding the attention of the closest ear.
5. I’m sorry for the women who make you feel like less than a man. Many of us compare you to the type of men who’ve abandoned us.
6. You’re beautiful, so beautiful that no female could ever take your place. In a time where women have given up on you,
Just remember you were created in God’s image. So I look to you, and I see God’s face through eyes of a woman who shares your rib.
7. When I was born my father held me in the palm of his hand. I admire you hands, they hold the secret to strength and peace.
Strength in the scars from years of hard work. Peace in the gentle way you hold the women that you love. The same strength and peace that God had when he molded you.
8. When we get married, I’ll mow the lawn, to show you just how much I disagree with the normal flow of things. Forget about the grass allergy that would attack my immune system. Let my love for you be the antihistamine that counteracts against the stereotypes.
9. My son will know his father from birth. There’s nothing more heartbreaking than a child who suffers from an absent father. Not because he’s absent minded, but because the mother is absent hearted.
10. Never let anyone tell you that you’re less than amazing. Our families need you more now than ever.

xx

http://rellyjuicejones.tumblr.com/post/15580148992/10-things-i-want-to-say-to-a-black-man

word! Wow ! Pure!

Those word dripping from the soul of the writer like a freely flowing fountain fresh! Made ma mind melt and ma heart hale.

I think there is true luvv reålly smiling out there. Mow the lawn? Darling? nah , i wud rada you just sit and smile cos ii wudnt hv you soil your velvet skin.

Let your grace dazzle my life as ii take you to height where with the gods play eternal rhythms to this wild world .

Me lil melting mozzarella!

HARDDON: word! Wow ! Pure!

Those word dripping from the soul of the writer like a freely flowing fountain fresh! Made ma mind melt and ma heart hale.

I think there is true luvv reålly smiling out there. Mow the lawn? Darling? nah , i wud rada you just sit and smile cos ii wudnt hv you soil your velvet skin.

Let your grace dazzle my life as ii take you to height where with the gods play eternal rhythms to this wild world .

Me lil melting mozzarella!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... .....Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Hmmm

Sweet.gurl:


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... .....Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Awww, I'm sowie .... Guess that must have bin awful of me. Buh ii cudnt help it .... D lines just kept dropping . Hope i didn't soil it that much?

Hmmmm... Thanks for saying those sweet words to me, love...

Regards,

The original black man.

shymexx: Hmmmm... Thanks for saying those sweet words to me, love...

Regards,

The original black man.

huni_naija:

Just beautiful... if only we women could say some of these things to our men, believe me there would be no room for separation or divorce...

Sweet words coming from a sweet-looking lady.

MODs, Front page please!

Nah dis kain thread suppose dey enter front page!

Interesting

D-Explorer:
Interesting

UNCLE D

This sounds pretty much like the woman i have been waiting for all my life

Wow, na me b dis?

Maria-Goretti:
UNCLE D

Yes babygirl

Mshewwww see this one massaging their ego.orisirisi.am just waiting for my sister jennykandry to come and you'll see what becomes of this thread.hehehehehe.very sickening and totally irritating

thank you ..we Will always love you..
thumbs up to our AFRICAN QUEENS AND KINGS c
lets celebrate African on African love

huni_naija: Just beautiful... if only we women could say some of these things to our men, believe me there would be no room for separation or divorce...

very true

kulyie: Mshewwww see this one massaging their ego.orisirisi.am just waiting for my sister jennykandry to come and you'll see what becomes of this thread.hehehehehe.very sickening and totally irritating

lmao u just had to

HARDDON: word! Wow ! Pure!

Those word dripping from the soul of the writer like a freely flowing fountain fresh! Made ma mind melt and ma heart hale.

I think there is true luvv reålly smiling out there. Mow the lawn? Darling? nah , i wud rada you just sit and smile cos ii wudnt hv you soil your velvet skin.

Let your grace dazzle my life as ii take you to height where with the gods play eternal rhythms to this wild world .

Me lil melting mozzarella!

Word bro, lovely, another magnificient piece from you. But in another world I would have challenged you to a fight to the death just for writing these words. why you say? because no mortal should be so gifted with the gift of words. My eyez are on you Hard-don, so you better watch your back!

A large percentage of Nairaland men don't deserve this adulation as they mostly fall in this category..

Soulja Boys, Chris
Browns, and Wakas who call women
materialistic female dogs, think it’s okay to
hit them, and thinks being hoodrich
makes them real men.

See?
One or two of them already showed up on this thread personalising the praises they don't deserve.

I honor you, for
standing up for what you believe in,
Especially since the rest of the world’s
belief system is highly skewed.

A bunch of Nairaland men don't stand for anything and don't believe in anything.
Follow-follow na im plenty pass amongst them.

They know who they are and would never find women who rate them this high whether they like it or not!
"Eni ti o ba domi siwaju o le te ile tutu!"

Harvard-Grad:


Word bro, lovely, another magnificient piece from you. But in another world I would have challenged you to a fight to the death just for writing these words. why you say? because no mortal should be so gifted with the gift of words. My eyez are on you Hard-don, so you better watch your back!

Oh my sleek gracious soul.

Naw ii got HARVARD university community tailing ♏ԑ? Cud it get any beta? ℓ☺ℓz

Challenge Ʊ shld, and defeat , surely ,your trophy .

Duff ma hat , nonetheless, to your unreserved ecomiums.

Maybe som day, ii cud learn som ropes at your royal stables i suppose?

11. What's the Black's man true Religion ?

*Sigh* when i started reading this i was really impressed, my eyes glazed over with pride and love.... suddenly i was standing naked in the savannah with my mixed breed princess... her African bootie trembling in the wind... Then i got to the last part, and realized it was all a joke.


but seriouslly tho, to all yall who are taking this serious, it is a cruel hoax! she is actually mocking us

pleep: *Sigh* when i started reading this i was really impressed, my eyes glazed over with pride and love.... suddenly i was standing naked in the savannah with my mixed breed princess... her African bootie trembling in the wind... Then i got to the last part, and realized it was all a joke.


but seriouslly tho, to all yall who are taking this serious, it is a cruel hoax! she is actually mocking us

I'm for real. Its shame that you dont think you are worth this pleep. Of course im for real.

Sweet.gurl:


I'm for real. Its shame that you dont think you are worth this pleep. Of course im for real.

oh lol... i'm a little loopy from sleep pills. When i read all the that weird mowing the lawn thing and allergies, role reversals, and the usual absentee father stuff, i thought for sure it was some kinda elaborate satire.

Btw i recently checked some ur topics, you make alot of sense! one of the coolest female posters ive seen in a while.

pleep: [b]*Sigh* when i started reading this i was really impressed, my eyes glazed over with pride and love.... suddenly i was standing naked in the savannah with my mixed breed princess... her African bootie trembling in the wind... [/b]Then i got to the last part, and realized it was all a joke.


but seriouslly tho, to all yall who are taking this serious, it is a cruel hoax! she is actually mocking us

holy shit i was high last night.. i barely remember writing this

If only 9ja gurlz can memorize this and say thesame to theire bf/husband/hubby, tins will nt b dsame for them....