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Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by dmcdad: 11:10am On Dec 27, 2012
caseless: 1 million dollars? Oga mi, i can remain mute indifferent for that amount.

Wetin i wan talk wey my dollars dey bank de increase?

Who wan talk b4? As long as no be food and water dem go say make i no take....no wahala.

I go jst dey like sheep(V.I.O) for more than one year sef.


Na my own b dat, i no knw how others go handle am...

Story... E go be you like film say you go don manage hold yourself from January to November, e go reach December u no go know when you use mistake talk. E neva bash like that? Guy! E no easy as you talk am oooo
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by israel007: 11:12am On Dec 27, 2012
i'm shocked that no one believes that they can talk, make business contacts with the right people, and get 1 million dollars. trust me NO ONE can except they cut your tongue.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Nobody: 11:12am On Dec 27, 2012
that offer can only effectuate among people in the mortuary.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by otikpoko(m): 11:13am On Dec 27, 2012
What is the aim of this topic? undecided
This is one of the reason why i refused coming to this site in a long time! angry angry
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by dmcdad: 11:14am On Dec 27, 2012
I am the type that doesnt talk much as I choose to listen more often than not. Even at that, why would I be for a week without speaking? There are ideas I would love to throw out vocally and not just by writing. So, I no fit ooooo. That one no fit work at all
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Sunymoore(m): 11:14am On Dec 27, 2012
Abeg i go seal my mouth for two years
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by azzypandes(m): 11:15am On Dec 27, 2012
I can't do without talking for 30min talkless of 1hr and a whole year,even the money will make me talk as if ve won it
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by philipstanley: 11:15am On Dec 27, 2012
DOES DE NT TALKING INCLUDE PRAYER? IF IT DOES, DEN COUNT ME OUT.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by dmcdad: 11:15am On Dec 27, 2012
otikpoko: What is the aim of this topic? undecided
This is one of the reason why i refused coming to this site in a long time! angry angry

I think it's just to bring about humour, as some responses you would get here would be humorous
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Gabrielsylar(m): 11:16am On Dec 27, 2012
Two years sef?
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Iaz93: 11:17am On Dec 27, 2012
Freiburger:
That won't be noted grin grin
Good. Then I'm good to go!
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Caseless: 11:18am On Dec 27, 2012
dmcdad:

Story... E go be you like film say you go don manage hold yourself from January to November, e go reach December u no go know when you use mistake talk. E neva bash like that? Guy! E no easy as you talk am oooo
hahahaha.....u neva see wey pesin see moni faint? 1mill is at stake, i can look like lizard in this case.



Dmc, long time!
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Caseless: 11:21am On Dec 27, 2012
nairalady:
Lol..so how will you ask for food, water, etc? grin
i'd rais up my hand, hold my stomach and point to my mouth....that simple.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Hailedin9ja: 11:21am On Dec 27, 2012
Am very sure no one will win that money.

You will be surprised what people can do for money, especially Nigerians.

Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by dmcdad: 11:22am On Dec 27, 2012
caseless: hahahaha.....u neva see wey pesin see moni faint? 1mill is at stake, i can look like lizard in this case.



Dmc, long time!

I dey ooo, na you dey run na. Compliments...
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 11:24am On Dec 27, 2012
ib4real95: YEYE, if i hear sey u see d money u no faint 3 tyms!
& why should I faint? I no get money phobia. Btw, my mouth is wide... 'Bukata po gan'
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by omiobo: 11:25am On Dec 27, 2012
If person keep mute for a year,the mouth go smell pass mortuary when him go open am.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by tiarm: 11:25am On Dec 27, 2012
Mnteeeeetu......ode u go com sleep for one year abi?
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by dmcdad: 11:25am On Dec 27, 2012
Hailedin9ja:

You will be surprised what people can do for money, especially Nigerians.

Well, you are right. Nigerians are a desperate set of human beings
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by DeWisedon(m): 11:28am On Dec 27, 2012
Chinekemuoooo.o boy see money.12o million naija naira.i go go meet native doctor mak e mak me dumb 4eva.wetin i wan talk again kwa wen i fit write,read nd type.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by yorke1: 11:28am On Dec 27, 2012
It is possibly impossible.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Caseless: 11:29am On Dec 27, 2012
dmcdad:

I think it's just to bring about humour, as some responses you would get here would be humorous
i dont knw how some pple expect all of us to be serious everyday. Cant we have fun for once? Na everyday we go de talk about badnews? Haba! I shrug my shoulder at some people understanding of things.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Dopefiend(m): 11:30am On Dec 27, 2012
nairalady:
Lol..so how will you ask for food, water, etc? grin

Pen and paper,Sign language.whn $1m is at stake,omo I'll gladly toss in an incentive of 1 month.no time
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Neoviper147: 11:31am On Dec 27, 2012
I will even do 2years without talking for $1million dollar.
See you, boys are not smiling...
cool cool cool
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by chacha3(f): 11:32am On Dec 27, 2012
Impossible as far as I am concern,I will lose my mind. Wao can't even imagine it.
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by Caseless: 11:32am On Dec 27, 2012
dmcdad:

I dey ooo, na you dey run na. Compliments...
thank u! Me ma dey oooo....

Search ur name and u'd see whre i mention u...
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by toluene12: 11:33am On Dec 27, 2012
Bolt2011: Why are all these ridiculous questions on Nairaland now. Are there no moderators again?
lighten up a bit and take a joke, o.k
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by kcclink: 11:33am On Dec 27, 2012
Omo $1million. dat is 2 much 4 the job. some guys will prefer to go dumb 4 dat amount
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by yuzedo: 11:34am On Dec 27, 2012
NL babes CAN NEvEr do it! angry

E.g. Slimyem undecided
Idowuogbo shocked
Ishilove tongue

Infact, if you strike this deal with Idowu, after one minute, she will say "excuse me, I wanto "hask" qweshun!".. Na she go give u $1m cos she no fit, lie lie!! grin

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Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by chacha3(f): 11:34am On Dec 27, 2012
De Wisedon: Chinekemuoooo.o boy see money.12o million naija naira.i go go meet native doctor mak e mak me dumb 4eva.wetin i wan talk again kwa wen i fit write,read nd type.
dump foreva? Hahahaha I beg no kill me wit lafta oo
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by dmcdad: 11:35am On Dec 27, 2012
caseless: i dont knw how some pple expect all of us to be serious everyday. Cant we have fun for once? Na everyday we go de talk about badnews? Haba! I shrug my shoulder at some people understanding of things.

That is it... In as much as I am a very serious kinda person, that doesn't mean I don't come up with humourous things every now and then to bring about humour and liveliness...
Re: If You Are Asked Not To Talk For A Year And Get 1 Million Dollar? by toluene12: 11:37am On Dec 27, 2012
Henrick007: Am very sure no one will win that money.
how about those in solitary confinement

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