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What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Attention(f): 3:29pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
pls i'd like to know what makes a child an ajebo, sometimes u see two children even if dressed in the same clothing u can tell which is the ajebo. 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Gambrosia: 7:01pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Their lack of 'street-smartness'! The inability to cope with 'stress'! There ain't nothing 'AJEBORIC' about moi. . . .come closer. . . YE SHALL FIND OUT! Don't let the 'looks' fool ya! I be kpakororo FIRST CLASS! GRADE A1++++. Nor try yaself o! YOU GO JUST MEET 'TIMELY DEATH'. . .! I dey play o. . . but I fit kill too without conscience! You go just die troway, and nobarry go suspect moi. . .LAI LAI! 3 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by ifyalways(f): 10:11pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Using pampers as opposed to 'napkins and pin' Having golden morn for breakfast instead of akamu/ogi. Going to school with a lunch pack of noodles, eggs and juice instead of kwulikwuli, baba blue and ekpa. When their peers push them, they go "I'll tell my mommy for you" instead of feeding the offender sand. 54 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by greatgod2012(f): 5:02am On Jan 08, 2013 |
@ify, u got me cracking. 2 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 7:22am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Ajebo; crying at every little things( you scared me...slowly) aghhhhh, follows you everywhere whining when you're on the phone, refuse healthy food and prefer junks, eat Brussels sprouts and cauliflower , pickles, medium rare steak instead of well done 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Ejovwoke(m): 11:48am On Jan 08, 2013 |
@ify belike say u be confirm kpako. U just killed it lol. 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by seuncyber(m): 11:49am On Jan 08, 2013 |
the way they talk and dress and eat the name of the school you shall no them by there name and the area they stay |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by iamswizz(m): 11:51am On Jan 08, 2013 |
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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Tbillz(m): 11:52am On Jan 08, 2013 |
spendin ur fada's money. . .i mean real fathers holdin political office in nigeria. |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 11:52am On Jan 08, 2013 |
@op, take a good look at the pictures and answer the question yourself. 38 Likes
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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 11:52am On Jan 08, 2013 |
They tell mummy everything. 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Sabretooth1(m): 11:52am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Lmao @ifyalways |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Puntae: 11:53am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Gambrosia: Their lack of 'street-smartness'!So tell me Mr. First Class Kpakororo, is there anything to be glad about bin a Kpakororo? 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by razzberry2(f): 11:54am On Jan 08, 2013 |
ifyalways: Using pampers as opposed to 'napkins and pin'LMAO esp at d lunch package |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 11:54am On Jan 08, 2013 |
Their parents drop them off at school in the morning and pick them at closing time. They eat indomie noodles instead of akpu and egusi soup. They speak english instead of their indigenious language. Their teachers dare not spank them at school else they risk being arrested by their parents. They go to expensive private school neatly dressed unlike the ajepako who attend public school with tattered uniform decorated with designer label. They use phones at very tender age. 5 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by real2fix(m): 11:56am On Jan 08, 2013 |
ajebo na mummys pet...dey no sabi enter molue public bus or danfo...dey no sabi talk pigin wella...if u hit ther car for traffic na cry dey go dey cry or den go dey speak big grammer...if u c dem u go sabi dem wella 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by kcjazz(m): 12:01pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
They see a crocodile and call it Lacoste! 16 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by megareal: 12:02pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
This one easy na. 1 Ajebos wear good clothes; designer names etc, kpako wears hand me downs or grade 5 ok 2. Ajebos eat good food, drink lots of soft drink and juice, kpako na eba for morning, agege bread for school lunch and eba for night . 3. Ajebos attend good nonsense, sorry nursery schools or private schools; kpako dey go public school or 10k a term nursery school where the teacher cannot string two sentences together. 4. Ajebo cries with fyneness and easily keeps quiet if promised Mr Biggs etc, kpako dey wail for ground, knack hin head and refuses all sorts of entreaties except the cane. 5. Ajebo speaks English all the time, Kpako speaks vernacular and pidgin. 6. Ajebo corrects hin mama/papa/uncle/auntie's English, kpako no even understand wetin u dey yarn. 7 Ajebo watches cartoon TVs, kpako watches street fight. 8. Ajebos celebrate birthdays, kpako no sabi which day dem born am sef. 9. Ajebo no sabi hustle, kpako dey hustle from inside belle............. 40 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Sabretooth1(m): 12:06pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Ajebutter kids are like foreign breeds of chicken. Ajepako are like the native breed. Ajebutter kids usually look fresher, are usually gentle, overdependent on Mommy and Daddy, crave attention and cry alot, speak better english, cannot handle stress as much as the ajepako pikin. |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Aje Butter dey Play Fifa 2013 on PS 3 while kpako dey play "monkey post" for road on sanitation day Aje Butter dey go Calabar carnival for Christmas while kpako dey follow masquerade for street Aje Butter dey drink water from dispenser while kpako dey convert both palms to drinking cup under tap 6 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by manny4life(m): 12:10pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
There are few incorrect features of the rich kid "like he can't hustle, not true at all. ; 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by fittty(m): 12:11pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
the difference is I am Kpakpo, Seun is Ajebo. 1 Like
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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Slyr0x: 12:15pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Ajekpako will say: Your Paa there Ajebo will say : your daddy there Ajekpako will say: thunder fire u Ajebo will say: get struck by thunder Ajekpako will say: I want to become a Policeman Ajebo will say: I want 2 be an astronaut Ajekpako will say: mummy I want to eat bread and beans in D mornin Ajebo will say: mum can I have my prinkles n cornflakes for breakfast Difference dey jare. 4 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Skywalker5(m): 12:18pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
991: @op, take a good look at the pictures and answer the question yourself. @991 i swear you no well at all |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Sky-walker: lol! but na true now |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by beldcat(m): 12:23pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
For me it's simple; the rich man's child is Ajebo....The poor man's child is Ajekpako. 2 Likes |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
991: @op, take a good look at the pictures and answer the question yourself. guy na tru u talk. |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by miredia(m): 12:27pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
~Bluetooth:y |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by pinky21(f): 12:27pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
@replies. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. My mum laffd so well wen I read d replies to her 1 Like |
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by shegsrules(m): 12:29pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
ajebo farts while packo na mess(d smell different) Ajebo wounds n cry 4 it 2 b cleaned n treated while ppacko go just pour sand ontop continue d play 8 Likes |
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