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You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 8:43am On Dec 06, 2014 |
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow?? ― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt. ― If you didn't play with rubber bands. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. - If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. - If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter - If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees at nights - If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. -if you never steal a meat 4rm pot. -If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with your cloth in ur hands. Then I guess your Childhood wasn't Fun...... 606 Likes 94 Shares |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by thankyouJesus(m): 8:53am On Dec 06, 2014 |
#commentcharity. Modified: so na like this ftc be? Wey I think say money dey involve. #peoplenogetwork. 16 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 8:55am On Dec 06, 2014 |
thankyouJesus:Lmaoo.. ..I didn't know how to feel when I saw ur comment 4 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 8:57am On Dec 06, 2014 |
eistien:so u no go make any comment |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Firefire(m): 9:02am On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins: very interesting @ bolded. 8 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 9:05am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Firefire:Dat unclad ish,I became aware of my Johnson at an early age so I started hiding dat part 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Firefire(m): 9:06am On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins: Small pikin sweet well well at least for we ajepako for AJ City. 16 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Tee99(m): 9:11am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Oya Op give me the award! E be like say na just 2 I failed (waving white bird and ghost in mango tree) 4 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 9:13am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Tee99:Come take hand shake with lotsa blessings |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by makazona(m): 9:36am On Dec 06, 2014 |
not possible in Honolulu wia i stay 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 9:38am On Dec 06, 2014 |
makazona:and where is that? My younger 1ce no Xpirience these things cos they were born into enjoyment ..unlike me when them born b4 things make sense..So I did most of these 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I could relate to majority of them. Until the last few lines. Those were specific to razz kids. I grew up at Ikoyi. We are better than those that grew up in France 14 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Blackchampion(m): 10:19am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Yes! my Nigerian niggas did almost all. But we don't do dem in Mexico 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by holatin(m): 10:19am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Na only ajepako dey do dat nt all Nigeria children. Its good to be AJEPAK'S 5 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by StrongPen1s: 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I didn't do any of this sh1t......I was a complete ajebo pikin 3 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by holyboss: 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Hehehheeh |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by olusolaj(m): 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Yy |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by constance500: 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I didn't do any here in frankuft |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by thiefnubu(m): 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I have nothing to say... 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Book space first Modified: I did all that and still doing it lol 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by intergral(m): 10:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Kpom kpo rom kpo Nigerian |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by dridowu: 10:21am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Hmmmmm dos days |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kenp20(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2014 |
quite a long time ago.... 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Wittywizard(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I never did any of such cos i never grewup in a good forsaken country like this. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by chibwike(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Supermartins congrats on making fp i wonder how everyone managed to have a similar childhood 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by DonaldGenes(m): 10:22am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Oh yes, Op is damn RIGHT Sometimes, I do still bath Nakedd when no one is around our compound. Just wanna relive my old Childhood memories.. 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by rozayx5(m): 10:22am On Dec 06, 2014 |
madam koi koi 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Jaffar23(m): 10:22am On Dec 06, 2014 |
What about putting glass under girls skirts wen dey with r were playing ten-ten to set their pants.. Lol common guys back me up on dis 7 Likes |
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