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Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by trendystuf(f): 11:25am On Jan 12, 2013
Is Nigerian Comedian, Okey Bakassi Now A Pastor?

We know Nollywood comedian Okey Bakassi is a funny man, but this time around, he's gone religious!!!
Read his letter to God and let's have your take:

Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.


I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/is-okey-bakassi-now-pastor.html#more

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by brightk(m): 2:04pm On Jan 12, 2013
lol...hmmm
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by samnugba(m): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2013
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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by wisgal080: 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2013
funny bt true
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by wisgal080: 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2013
lolz
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by sugarcoatted(f): 2:06pm On Jan 12, 2013
Hahaha
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by miteolu(m): 2:06pm On Jan 12, 2013
trendystuf: Is Nigerian Comedian, Okey Bakassi Now A Pastor?

5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.


Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/is-okey-bakassi-now-pastor.html#more

If this No.5 is possible then less revenue for Okey Bakassi and other entertainment biz

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by xynerise: 2:07pm On Jan 12, 2013
I love this grin
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by SlyIg(f): 2:07pm On Jan 12, 2013
Abeg, make i add my own to your list my dear Okey.
When will nairaland grant freedom to the g4 members.

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by Afam4eva(m): 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2013
LOL grin grin grin
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by SamConquer(m): 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2013
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE OR WHAT..I DONT THINK IS FUNNY AT ALL....

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by utenwuson: 2:11pm On Jan 12, 2013
Na tru nyansz
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by bigv(m): 2:11pm On Jan 12, 2013
Though it might seem funny, but well said. Everyone knows we all need divine intervention in this country, and for God to intervene, we must get our acts right.

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by egift(m): 2:13pm On Jan 12, 2013
This is very funny but sincere.

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by anelka101(m): 2:13pm On Jan 12, 2013
you can not go to the father expect through the son, am the son of God, bring your letter through me so that i can submit it for you, 10million naira for nipost
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by Ekeeyhandsome(m): 2:14pm On Jan 12, 2013
Nice joke/prayer by okey... Hahahaha...finally i'v been unbandED..BTW...plis Why was i banned initially?...I guess freedom of speech aint allowed here...happi xmas and year new to y'all...lolx...dnt mind me...,am only happy,knwin dat my 3months banned has been lifted...praise thøu Lord...
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by Isiterere(m): 2:14pm On Jan 12, 2013
This look funny but if God should answer this prayer request Nigeria will be a better place for all to live in... Thumb up my man
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by honeric01(m): 2:15pm On Jan 12, 2013
Your letter well received! cool
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by Nobody: 2:15pm On Jan 12, 2013
using GOD to play play?

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by lain: 2:16pm On Jan 12, 2013
Clever letter.. This was the best way he could show his discontent wit d system without annoying the politicians
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by Hardfact: 2:16pm On Jan 12, 2013
Funny, but with harsh Nigerian realities embedded!

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by OkikiOluwa1(m): 2:17pm On Jan 12, 2013
Funny.
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by megawealth(m): 2:17pm On Jan 12, 2013
Him dey joke with da creator...by d time Angel Gabriel give am one second lecture...him go know watz up...

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by kamez(m): 2:17pm On Jan 12, 2013
Actually lost my appetite for the eba I was about to swallow wen I read dis...... The joke dry pass sahara desert

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by Sitex(m): 2:18pm On Jan 12, 2013
Was this mearnt to make me laf...if so!
It failed woefully
STALE...

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Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by ogusbaba1(m): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2013
woow Okey u impress me alot tongue
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by SamConquer(m): 2:25pm On Jan 12, 2013
chiover: using GOD to play play?
..thank you my bro you are among the few that have reason and say something wisely..ST.UP.ID AND BLASPHEMOUS JOKE
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by phlamy(m): 2:26pm On Jan 12, 2013
Guy dont be bitter, its not worth it.Try and be happy atleast for once.lol
Sitex: Was this mearnt to make me laf...if so!
It failed woefully
STALE...
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by ataima1(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2013
Nigerians are jokingly shocasing their dissappointment at the government.I percieve revolution in no distant time
Re: Comedian Okey Bakassi's Letter To God by cold(m): 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2013
Okey Bakassi i can understand your predicament. But the truth is if we're waiting on God to intervene in Nigeria we'll have to wait for eternity because it's either there's no God (which i think is the case) or he simply can't be bothered. We need to take our destiny in our hands & say enough is enough! Or you go wait tire o...hmmm!

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