goodmike7:

its not funny at all,if i were close to him right now i can kill him for this rubish.

So you want to fight for God? do you work for boko haram or what?

Is nt bad @ goodmike, many people in the Bible askd God questions lik Gideon, Habakuk. Is jst funy

when he was special assistant to ohakim in imo state, did he think about God?

Is nt bad @ goodmike, many people ask God question in the Bible lik Gideon, Habakuk king Hezekiah. Is jst funy

free13: when he was special assistant to ohakim in imo state, did he think about God?

Question i'd like to ask him too

goodmike7: OKEY YOU ARE A FOOL TO WRITE THIS RUBBISH AND THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE JOKED WITH,I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE GOD'S ISSUE LIKE ITS CHILD'S PLAY. CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT A USELESS,POWERLESS gods LIKE THIS? CAN YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT MOHAMMED? CAN YOU WRITE A CHILDISH LETTER T YOUR FATHER WHO DID NOT GIVE YOU A SOUND AND ILL MORAL UN BRINGING?

WHEN ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE,BUT WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE WITH THE ALMIGHTY I AM FORCED TO REPEL BECAUSE THIS AINT FUNNY AND TO YOU ALL COMMENTING WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS POO MAY YOU ALL BE FORGIVEN SO IT DOES NOT COUNT AGAINST YOU ONE DAY.

Are you fighting for God? All of you that are fighting for God are hypocrites and christian's arm of Boko haram.

Okay guy God bless u for ur prayer and exposeing the so call man of God.

for those hypocites...lets see hw disrespectful to God dis is.

Can anyone in political office say dis prayer b4 his governor or mr president? If no, den y God almighty.

goodmike7: OKEY YOU ARE A FOOL TO WRITE THIS RUBBISH AND THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE JOKED WITH,I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE GOD'S ISSUE LIKE ITS CHILD'S PLAY. CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT A USELESS,POWERLESS gods LIKE THIS? CAN YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT MOHAMMED? CAN YOU WRITE A CHILDISH LETTER T YOUR FATHER WHO DID NOT GIVE YOU A SOUND AND ILL MORAL UN BRINGING?

WHEN ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE,BUT WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE WITH THE ALMIGHTY I AM FORCED TO REPEL BECAUSE THIS AINT FUNNY AND TO YOU ALL COMMENTING WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS POO MAY YOU ALL BE FORGIVEN SO IT DOES NOT COUNT AGAINST YOU ONE DAY.

You're definitely not the sharpest tool in the tool box.What would you rather ask your God for?'God provide me with a Lexus,a palatial mansion,a large deposit in my bank account..bla,bla,bla'.But not about improving the situation in the country and the quality of life of the citizenry.Vigorously smh for you & your ilk

goodmike7: OKEY YOU ARE A FOOL TO WRITE THIS RUBBISH AND THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE JOKED WITH,I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE GOD'S ISSUE LIKE ITS CHILD'S PLAY. CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT A USELESS,POWERLESS gods LIKE THIS? CAN YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT MOHAMMED? CAN YOU WRITE A CHILDISH LETTER T YOUR FATHER WHO DID NOT GIVE YOU A SOUND AND ILL MORAL UN BRINGING?

WHEN ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE,BUT WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE WITH THE ALMIGHTY I AM FORCED TO REPEL BECAUSE THIS AINT FUNNY AND TO YOU ALL COMMENTING WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS POO MAY YOU ALL BE FORGIVEN SO IT DOES NOT COUNT AGAINST YOU ONE DAY.

Mate,God doesn't need voltrons to defend him. If Okey has sinned, leave the judgement to God. You need to start attending bible study again though.

goodmike7: OKEY YOU ARE A FOOL TO WRITE THIS RUBBISH AND THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE JOKED WITH,I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE GOD'S ISSUE LIKE ITS CHILD'S PLAY. CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT A USELESS,POWERLESS gods LIKE THIS? CAN YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT MOHAMMED? CAN YOU WRITE A CHILDISH LETTER T YOUR FATHER WHO DID NOT GIVE YOU A SOUND AND ILL MORAL UN BRINGING?

WHEN ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE,BUT WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE WITH THE ALMIGHTY I AM FORCED TO REPEL BECAUSE THIS AINT FUNNY AND TO YOU ALL COMMENTING WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS POO MAY YOU ALL BE FORGIVEN SO IT DOES NOT COUNT AGAINST YOU ONE DAY.

Show me one sentence in this letter that he took the name of God in vain. Brother don't put God in a box of your own making.I have once asked God why he tells us to forgive those who offend us and he has refused to forgive Satan . My question led me to a deeper understanding of the basis of my faith.

Sitex: Was this mearnt to make me laf...if so!
It failed woefully
STALE...

must we belly-ache over everything in ds con3?

SlyIg: Abeg, make i add my own to your list my dear Okey.
When will nairaland grant freedom to the g4 members.

Gbam!!

Dis is both funny and true,but as for wen his son is comin,abeg mk he no com yet bc i never marry yet,and i never hammer as i want. Mk we allow true luv mk e dey where e dey

for the first time i see joke wey dry pas AY live.

991: for the first time i see joke wey dry pas AY live.

Oya, wet it with water.

Naughty man.

Hey man u don't mess with God unless u want to have Gods wrath?

Na wa o! What wrong did he commit? Are people saying that God has no sense of humour? If the man feels comfortable communicating with his Father in an informal manner, who are you to judge him? People should stop playing Mr or Mrs god I beg.

Sitex: Was this mearnt to make me laf...if so!
It failed woefully
STALE...

ol boy don't take this world 2 serious,you won't get out of it alive,relax and enjoy yourself while you can

SamConquer: ..thank you my bro you are among the few that have reason and say something wisely..ST.UP.ID AND BLASPHEMOUS JOKE

abeg shut the fok up,did God complain to you?nairaland is not the place to play holier than thou,in case you don't know God loves people with sense of humour and he enjoys good jokes too,so beat it jo

zieraw2005: Hey man u don't mess with God unless u want to have Gods wrath?

who told you he was messing with God and what's your own?you be God,s soldier or angel?

otipoju: Show me one sentence in this letter that he took the name of God in vain. Brother don't put God in a box of your own making.I have once asked God why he tells us to forgive those who offend us and he has refused to forgive Satan . My question led me to a deeper understanding of the basis of my faith.

God bless your soul man

Okey Bakassi worked under the man (Ohakim)described by Imo citizens as d worst governor in recent yrs for close to 4yrs and did not rememba to write a letter to God until now.just finkin wht being out of a lucreative job can do.
My question is Why must Okey Bakassi act like d likes of Dino melaye,Why can't ds imbecils use their positions and closeness to government properly.Why wait until ur pocket is heavy& u re out of job b4 u realise dat d masses are sufferin and need ur crazy prayers and noise making 4 survival.

Good one Mr Okey

Ekeeyhandsome: Nice joke/prayer by okey... Hahahaha...finally i'v been UNBANDED..BTW...plis Why was i banned initially?...I guess freedom of speech aint allowed here...happi xmas and year new to y'all...lolx...dnt mind me...,am only happy,knwin dat my 3months banned has been lifted...praise thøu Lord...

Itz unbanned. Not unbanded

trendystuf: Is Nigerian Comedian, Okey Bakassi Now A Pastor?

We know Nollywood comedian Okey Bakassi is a funny man, but this time around, he's gone religious!!!
Read his letter to God and let's have your take:

Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.


I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/is-okey-bakassi-now-pastor.html#more

hahahahaha i no wnt laf jur

It can ßε̲̣̣̣̥ sent through email for quick delivery . Dnt joke with ur God oo

Disrespectful to God in what sense? Who made these hypocrites God's PA?

trendystuf: Is Nigerian Comedian, Okey Bakassi Now A Pastor?

We know Nollywood comedian Okey Bakassi is a funny man, but this time around, he's gone religious!!!
Read his letter to God and let's have your take:

Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.


I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/is-okey-bakassi-now-pastor.html#more

. I luv question 8 and 7.diz is damn funny

Hahahahaha...okey ajonwa!

Which way Nigeria? Re Sunny Okosun.