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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by JOYCEOUS(f): 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2013
CFCfan:
LWTMB! cheesy
u sabi laf ooo!
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kslib(m): 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2013
A video showing Tb joshua's prophecy that "the super eagles will win the nations cup" went viral on the internet..unfortunately,Nigeria were kncoked out in the group stage.. When asked why a man of his calibre will give such a false prophecy,all he had to say was"LOOK,THE GUY WHO REALEASED THE VIDEO INTENTIONALLY OMITTED THE PART WHERE I SAID IN 2065.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 7:00pm On Jan 16, 2013
CFCfan: Coach Keshi calls on Tony Anenih to fix SE midfield at d AFCON, due to his reputation as a "Mr Fix it".
lmao
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by ayusco: 7:00pm On Jan 16, 2013
Black stars to play under floodlights
Spectators: we still can't see them o

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 7:02pm On Jan 16, 2013
ayusco: Black stars to play under floodlights
Spectators: we still can't see them o
hahahahaha grin grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Babasessy(m): 7:03pm On Jan 16, 2013
Pele tips Monday Odiaka for Afcon 2013 Golden Boot. While Maradona disagree by tipping Raymond King(Ramoni Oba)
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by ayusco: 7:04pm On Jan 16, 2013
Insecticide companies sue Zambia coach renard's shirt for copyright infringement
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jan 16, 2013
A reporter: coach Keshi, what were the factors contributed to the Super Eagles triumph at the AFCON.

Keshi: How does your question affect the price of alomo bitters in Johannesburg.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by judeff: 7:06pm On Jan 16, 2013
After loosing to Burkina faso d NFF decides to hire Tonto Dikeh to peform for the super Eagles as punishment

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by roseade247: 7:07pm On Jan 16, 2013
Daniel Amokachi vowed England will fall to super eagles
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 7:08pm On Jan 16, 2013
CFCfan: A reporter: coach Keshi, what were the factors contributed to the Super Eagles triumph at the AFCON.

Keshi: How does your question affect the price of alomo bitters in Johannesburg.
and Seun bans him grin

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by nastik(m): 7:09pm On Jan 16, 2013
Breaking news! Cnn is reporting dat there is massive protest in cape verde island after winning the nations cup final 5-4 on penalty at the expense of Chad. As at d tyme of filling this report, the center referee ATtahiru Jega is reported to be receiving medical attention at d maitama general hospital in maputo,when d cnn reporter mike mccay was trying to get info about the where about of cAF president Issa AL-Mustapha, his camera fell and in trying to pick it, I woke Up. Abeg na heat make me d dream for day time o. NEPA!

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by scholes23(m): 7:12pm On Jan 16, 2013
Enyema score hatrick against barca
Messi score hat trick own goals for ghana
Mourinho dey coach gate way stars
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jan 16, 2013
Super Eagles disappoint again..

Presidency: We are on top of it.

CPC: Presidency can't set goals, yet wants goals.

ACN: Vote us in and we'll sweep all the medals in the Olympics '16..

CAN: We didn't fast enough, calls for spiritual revival..

BOKO HARAM: those boys blew our hearts away...

OHANAEZE: don't blame it on the Igbo boys...

Seun Osewa: Mods, hide all results..

Pyguru: how do I hide the shame..

Mukina: ban them..

Okija Juju: after all my travelling...

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:15pm On Jan 16, 2013
MUKINA AND Obasanjo to lead the attack for nigeria in afcon
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jan 16, 2013
A huge roar in the stadium as Lionel Messi took to his heels on sighting Banky W @ the post without face cap, Weird mc, Obj, Daddy shawky and Taiye Taiwo in the defence for the Super eagles.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jan 16, 2013
Just incase the Super Eagles crash out of d group stage, the NFF has appointed Nkiru Sylvanus as the team's official crier.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Oahray: 7:19pm On Jan 16, 2013
musKeeto:
Super Eagles disappoint again..

Seun Osewa: Mods, hide all results..
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Dasijmilano: 7:20pm On Jan 16, 2013
Taye taiwo MVP of AFCON;
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by scholes23(m): 7:21pm On Jan 16, 2013
Guardiola coach eagles win 9 world cups and 30 nations cup
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nazcoj(m): 7:22pm On Jan 16, 2013
Howard Webb to officiate d final of d AFCON. Sir Feguson on d Nign Bench screaming @Webb, ''luk at d Ghanians as Liverpool, 2 red cards and 3 penalties''

Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by mstutu: 7:23pm On Jan 16, 2013
Barely 24 hrs after Bacelona was cleared to play in afcon ,African teams have unanimously agreed to hand d afcon trophy to the catalan giants .this they said is to aviod any form of national embarassment.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by FOREXMART(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2013
News reaching us states that Stephen keshi has included two attackers to the final line up. The following attackers are tonto dikeh and farouq lawan.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by DGranite(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2013
alala dakosta: president GEJ set up a committee to investigate YEKINI exclusion from the squad.
ur head they dia am even part of the committee.lol
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by dopeJemi: 7:27pm On Jan 16, 2013
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MikeL was stripped and was made 2 dance Nαked wiv d balL on his head from 1 end of d fieLd 2 d oda end by his team-mates 4 missing a penaLty in d last minute of d game when nigeria was losing 1-0 in d finaL btwin dem n south africa


Keshi's 1month oLd baby shouted "JESUS" after seeing d miss
grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by danduchi(m): 7:27pm On Jan 16, 2013
After first half of the final,Enyeama came back without his short.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 16, 2013
danduchi: After first half of the final,Enyeama came back without his short.
Haha cheesy
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by FOREXMART(m): 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2013
mikel misses out on the final match due to chronic menstrual flow. Quite unfortunate.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kslib(m): 7:35pm On Jan 16, 2013
ayusco: Black stars to play under floodlights
Spectators: we still can't see them o
Hahahaha!!!!! This is genius.. Lmao

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Kaybase(m): 7:38pm On Jan 16, 2013
Joy in the super eagles as messi replace all the strikers in the team.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jan 16, 2013
To ensure that d Super Eagles get lots of fatherly care during the AFCON, the NFF drafted in Chris Uba as the team's official godfather, with Tinubu on standby.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Stanlyag(m): 7:40pm On Jan 16, 2013
Enyeama scores 3 freekicks and three penalties to win highest goalscorer

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