Chair men I greet you.
Ndigbo, Kwenu!
Yoruba, Kwewu!
Nairaland Kwenu!
Ri enu!
Zor enu!


It is said by our ancestors that madu ma nnta nnukwu aguiyi bu mgbe madu furru eze nnuwku aguiyi burru.
a man knows the grand bite crocodile only by seeing the grand teeth of the crocodile.

it is so that I have seen the teeth of the crocodile. He is Musiwa, and he is not an ordinary man. So, before he creates the odua republic, I nominate that the capacity for achievement
and the masculine fortitude he possess and an imposing leader to his people be honored by giving him the honorary title


Aguiyi bu Foto Satelite 1 of Nairaland.

Musiwa, I am loyal.

Ikengawo:
Aguiyi bu Foto Satelite 1 of Nairaland.

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Beer parlour talk

Ikengawo is not even Igbo and musiwa is not Igbo either. Which kain trouble making be this?

Cocain snifer! Igbo smoker! wen u smoke or snif next time, just go & sleep ok.

Ikengawo: Chair men I greet you.
Ndigbo, Kwenu!
Yoruba, Kwewu!
Nairaland Kwenu!
Ri enu!
Zor enu!


It is said by our ancestors that madu ma nnta nnukwu aguiyi bu mgbe madu furru eze nnuwku aguiyi burru.
a man knows the grand bite crocodile only by seeing the grand teeth of the crocodile.

it is so that I have seen the teeth of the crocodile. He is Musiwa, and he is not an ordinary man. So, before he creates the odua republic, I nominate that the capacity for achievement
and the masculine fortitude he possess and an imposing leader to his people be honored by giving him the honorary title


Aguiyi bu Foto Satelite 1 of Nairaland.

Musiwa, I am loyal.

Ikengawo: Chair men I greet you.
Ndigbo, Kwenu!
Yoruba, Kwewu!
Nairaland Kwenu!
Ri enu!
Zor enu!


It is said by our ancestors that madu ma nnta nnukwu aguiyi bu mgbe madu furru eze nnuwku aguiyi burru.
a man knows the grand bite crocodile only by seeing the grand teeth of the crocodile.

it is so that I have seen the teeth of the crocodile. He is Musiwa, and he is not an ordinary man. So, before he creates the odua republic, I nominate that the capacity for achievement
and the masculine fortitude he possess and an imposing leader to his people be honored by giving him the honorary title


Aguiyi bu Foto Satelite 1 of Nairaland.

Musiwa, I am loyal.

We must learn patience, when awaiting a reply from the Grand Exalted Satellite Meister of Toronto-Land, the Always Mighty, Ever Popular Electricity Engineer Musiwa M.B.E, M.D, FRCN, Phd, Fss, Mni.

Also I must take this opportunity to caution you that any petition to bestow cheiftaincy honors on our Musiwa, tabled by the Eze Ndiiigbo of Nairaland, can only be considered AFTER the Supreme Seriki Dodon-Dawa of Nairaland has convened a Panel of Enquiry that will weigh and consider the merits and de-merits of each application, before publishing a White Paper that will contain the OFFICIAL response on the matter, which cannot be appealed in any court of law.

Finally may I advise that you refrain from invoking the Teeth of the Great Crocodile, since that privilege is reserved EXCLUSIVELY for duly qualified King Makers, and their authorised representatives. Thank you for your cooperation.

Jakumo:

We must learn patience, when awaiting a reply from the Grand Exalted Satellite Meister of Toronto-Land, the Always Mighty, Ever Popular Electricity Engineer Musiwa M.B.E, M.D, FRCN, Phd, Fss, Mni.

Also I must take this opportunity to caution you that any petition to bestow cheiftaincy honors on our Musiwa, tabled by the Eze Ndiiigbo of Nairaland, can only be considered AFTER the Supreme Seriki Dodon-Dawa of Nairaland has convened a Panel of Enquiry that will weigh and consider the merits and de-merits of each application, before publishing a White Paper that will contain the OFFICIAL response on the matter, which cannot be appealed in any court of law.

Finally may I advise that you refrain from invoking the Teeth of the Great Crocodile, since that privilege is reserved EXCLUSIVELY for duly qualified King Makers, and their authorised representatives. Thank you for your cooperation.

May I equally appeal that this fella is conferred a chieftaincy title too by the Eze Ndigbo of NAIRALAND as the;

Onu gbajiri grammar one of Nairaland.

Musiwa should be arrested upon stepping his feet on Ala Igbo

Aguiyi bu Foto Satelite 1 of Nairaland.

Aguiyi=Crocodile

ndu_chucks: Aguiyi bu Foto Satelite 1 of Nairaland.

Aguiyi=Crocodile

Chineke ! That one na Aguiyi true-true. As he take wake up for ground, dey do push-ups and dey ready to halla wey ground self go shake, na him make me know say this one no be ordinary crododile at all.

igbo kwenu, onitsha kwenu, ohafia kwenu, idimili kwenu, aba kwenu.

^^^

Award him okpu-uzu 1 of nairaland: the engineer of nairaland.

Ichie Musiwa i greet you. May your days be long

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May I equally appeal that this fella is conferred a chieftaincy title too by the Eze Ndigbo of NAIRALAND as the;

Onu gbajiri grammar one of Nairaland.

Jakumo deserves that title and more. lol I shall consult with the council promptly.

As for Musiwa, I shall (together with the council) adopt Jakumo's recommendation well articulated above.

OnlyTruth, I am humbled by your nomination, HOWEVER, if I make the mistake of attempting to usurp any chieftaincy title that has been designated specifically for Aare Onakakanfo Musiwa of the Satellite fame, my precise GPS location will be marked in RED INK on the appropriate satellite image, and that position will be stormed in the dead of night, by a fully armed extradition team who will spirit me away to Toronto Canada, where I will face trial for identity theft, impersonation, and blatant disregard for protocol, all of which carry a possible life sentence breaking rocks in the diamond mines of the Benin Republic.

Note that Musiwa himself has posted pictures above which offer a cryptic hint at the fate of all transgressors, indicating that their case will be tried by a wig-wearing magistrate who bears an uncanny resemblance to the late Gani Fawehinmi.

With these perils in mind, I hereby declare my full unflinching support for the long overdue coronation of AGUIYI MUSIWA of The Ndiiigbo Diaspora. There can be only one Grand Crocodile of Totonto, so let us now re-affirm our allegiance accordingly.