Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,630 members, 7,958,878 topics. Date: Thursday, 26 September 2024 at 06:26 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria (31518 Views)
Obasanjo Speaks: Times Are Hard, Leaders Should Cut Their Expensive Lifestyles / 10 Fake Lifestyles Found In Nigeria / Good Lifestyles & Wellness Opportunities (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by bbulldog(m): 4:52pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
mallorca:ehn go and die now!!!! Dat is the true yarnings of football, pls Go TO HELL wit ur complaints |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Johnnoah1st: 4:55pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
@op. It only here in naija senseless people like u dey post rubbish 4 nairaland |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by jadakiss213(m): 4:56pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
stupor: •Having a facebook page and Twitter handle that has been offered to you free and yet bars people from following you,as if you are the creator of the social media.SOOO DRY!!! |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Ehee, I said it yesterday that Sundays in nairaland is for making mockery of christianity. But God will pay every man according to his work. Who told you that those beleiving God for double portion only go to church fasting and praying? Do u even think praying and fasting is for lazy people? |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Johnnoah1st: 4:59pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
bbulldog: ehn go and die now!!!! Dat is the true yarnings of football, pls Go TO HELL wit ur complaintsyes he should go to hell or betterstill make he first go and hug transformer inorder 4 him to connect wit d first flight to hell ASAP. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by LRNZH(m): 5:01pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria 1. Remember the stranded Virgin-Nigeria flight from Heathrow (Sept. 18, 2012) that needed contributions from passengers to purchase aviation fuel before the plane could fly back to Lagos? No comment. 2. Your professional background/affiliation means nothing except you can flaunt your wealth. If you like be graduate of "Space Engineering" dey live for Ogba, if you never hammer, Yahoologist wey get Range Rover dey live for VGC better pass you ten times! 3. We launch the latest cars and gadgets immediately they hit the International Market, yet we manufacture none! 4. With the heavy traffic in places like Lagos and rampant fuel scarcity, only people who have no vehicles of their own understand the logic of carpooling. That is to say na only pipo wey no get motor dey enter their neighbours motor go work. Some dey contribute fuel money join sef. Neighbours (wey live for the same area) dey work for the same office sef no gree share motor make them do drive this week make I drive next week. 5. People go to church for the sole purpose of updating their trending-fashion knowledge. After church- Hewo did you see Amaka's hair? My God that is the Saharan hair I was telling you about. Na money kill am...o. That her bobo dey into oil and gas na: the one wey dey drive G-class. Hmm I saw the guy with another chic for club on Tuesday sha. But en dey try for Amaka. 6. Abuja ( 7. You need MSC/MBA/LLD/MA etc from a foreign school (Cyprus, Malaysia and beyond) to be considered fit to be employed for a proper job. 8. If your skin colour is Negroid, contracts, accesses and police protection will bypass you and go to anything with Lebanese, Pakistani, Indian, South African, Chinese (and beyond) looks. 9. Person wey get mechanic workshop or spare-parts business go leave en family for Naija go dey wash toilet for London etc in the name of I wan go abroad 10. Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Civil Engineer, Lawyer, go dey find Mechanic, Electrician, Master bricklayer/Plumber, Police to fix a car fault, TV fault, leaking pipe or interpret Nigerian penal code. Only in Nigeria 4 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
[quote author=raycomray]Its in Nigeria, Warri to be precise that a girl having a BB Bold5 died because of untreated Malaria and Typhoid disease. Her parents could not raise the initial deposit of 10k required for the hospital to start treatment. She died [/quote] i no fit laughoo |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Orikinla(m): 5:08pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Truckpusher: IT IS NOT ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT GIRLS PRO-STI-TUTE TO PUT FOOD ON THEIR TABLEWhich food on their table? They are still living and eating from their poor parents in the ghettos. They can't even contribute "Akamu Pap" and "Akara" money. And some go without pads during periods. . |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by 40Lightyears: 5:12pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Sagging and permanent body tattoos, that make 'em look like crooks. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Truckpusher(m): 5:18pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Orikinla:To put food on their table doesn't necessarily mean just the food we eat,but essentials needed for human survival and comfort 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
HAaaHAaa!!! WoW EvEryOne isGuilTy!!! |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by 7842I: 5:25pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Truckpusher: To put food on their table doesn't necessarily mean just the food we eat,but essentials needed for human survival and comfort @Truckpusher, I have a lot of rubbish to throw away from my house, I hope you will pack it for N50? |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
ifemiide:This is so hillarious! thumbs up Ife ifemiide:This is so hillarious! thumbs up Ife |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Karevwite: 5:27pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
onli in 9ja u wil c a dark skinned lady wearing a blonde weavon...nw luks lyk a walking duracell battery 2 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Truckpusher(m): 5:29pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Karev_wite: onli in 9ja u wil c a dark skinned lady wearing a blonde weavon...nw luks lyk a walking duracell battery |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Truckpusher(m): 5:35pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
7842I:nah...N50 is too small oga...pay something higher...oga abeg na |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by kutchs: 5:35pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Why dont u guys stop making a fool of urselves here in the name of insulting Nigeria. Sometimes I regret having some of u as fellow Nigerians. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
No b smal tin. No 5 toh badt gan LRNZH: Only in Nigeria |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by jidewin(m): 5:44pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Tolexander: lol!LOL ol boy u yab o...but na d truth sha...I have to quickly close lappy before my southy friends go begin read wetin you post. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Creamchick2013: 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
It's only in Nigeria that we negotiate with terrorist. It's d only country dat a governor will b away for 6months and his seat is still vacant awaiting his return. The only country dat its leaders fly out for treatment of headache. It's only in naija a girl is in d university and û ask her wen she has her matriculation and she tells u she doesn't study dat course |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by pendo89(f): 5:49pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
U take picture,e no fine,u come dey This is soo funny!! |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Defaramade(m): 5:52pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
It is only in nigeria u will see convicted ex-governor wey still dey receive salary(james ibori). It is only in naija we go go international summit carry 180 pple go. It is only in naija a state governor will have about 1000 special advisers(help me ask them wetin commissioner dey do o?). It is only in naija high profile money laundering & embezzlement cases are swept under d carpet because d offender get connection with one very powerful politician. It is only in naija ACN & PDP go dey blow big grammar abuse diaself instead of coming 2geda to solve our numerous problems. It is only in nigeria PHCN go dey on generator. It is only in naija person(especially girls) go get abt 3000 friends for facebook wey be sey na only abt 200 of dem d person know, anoda go get 5 facebook acct, 3 twitter acct & 10 2go accts. It is only in naija a vulcanizer or battery charger go get 4 wives & 16 children. It is only in naija d police are always ''on top of d situation'' even when d ''situation'' dey match on top of them, wia d phrase ''police is ur friend'' is an irony. It is only in naija local govt chairman go dey pass street with abt 10 cars using siren to scare others off d road. It is only in naija person go borrow cooperative money to do final burial ceremony of dia dead mama or papa wey den no take kia of when he/she dey alive. It is only in naija provision of basic amenities & infrastructure lyk eletricity, good roads, schools & quality health is considered an ''achievement'' by our various govts & polithiefcians. It is only in naija federal govt go use subsidy removal do new year gift for all nigerians. It is only in naija we go turn very serious & grave situations to joke just to console ourselver, ah ah naija we just too much, we too get mouth, good people great nation. 3 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Guy u no go kill person o... whic 1 b Sahara hair again? Abi na d 1 9ja sojas go carry return frm mali? LRNZH: |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Truckpusher(m): 5:54pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
kutchs: Why dont u guys stop making a fool of urselves here in the name of insulting Nigeria.it is only in Nigeria that you'll find people pretending to love Nigeria more than anyone else yet they only surface in topics like this to show their love for Nigeria...i prefer to call them fair weather citizens 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by try69: 5:57pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria that babes Blackberry usernames usually start with "CREAMY" or ends with "BERRY"..some even use both i.e "CREAMYBERRY". 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 6:01pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Nigeria- the only country where people go to church to celebrate Chelsea win. The only country where the citizens travels abroad and sees snow for the first time and begin to pose for pictures in the snow. The only country where noone obeys traffic rules. The only country where zebra crossings are taken for tom tom sweet advert. The only country where traffic road signs are just mere diagrams because noone obeys them. The only country where a local government councillor becomes a millionaire overnight. The only country where educated people find it very hard to obey traffic rules. The only country where nobody knows what a fast lane on the highway is. The only country where it is a sin for the President to take pictures. The only country where building a pedestrian bridge is an achievement by the leaders. The only country where it is a sin not to be corrupt while in government. The only country that has over 1m of her population in jails worldwide. The only country where the citizens has no responsibility to nation building. The only country whose citizens have no civic responsibility. The only country where the citizens berates the government when they cant impregnate their wives. The only country where men and women want to graduate from school by bribing lecturers. The only country where people who are unemployed pay up to 5k dollars to get employment into government parastatals. The only country where government agencies reserve slots for Senators and House of Rep members for employment. The only country where accidents in the capital Abuja are based on too good roads. The only country where the press accuses the president's wife of having ten sicknesses at the same time. The only country where the press feeds the citizens lies and they take it hook line and sinker. The only country where a politician crosses to the opposition not based on ideology but on chop make I chop The only country where a lady has 6 top range mobile phones, including a blackberry porsche but doesnt have a job. The only country where ladies pro.stitute and call it runs. The only country where even failure is celebrated. 3 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Truckpusher(m): 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Adura_ngba: Nigeria- the only country where people go to church to celebrate Chelsea win."The only country where the citizens travels abroad and sees snow for the first time and begin to pose for pictures in the snow" i think it's normal for people to do that because they don't often see it.....have you bothered why you have a lot of money being made from tourism?...anyway! nice one. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Lovine: 6:10pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Its only in Nigeria someone will rent Nigerian movie part 1 & 2 everyday N200. But can't pay his landlord every month in the village. Can you tell me which other nation in the world these things happen? Even German that built Benzes and BMW still ride bicycles today, go even to Japan you will see bicycles everywhere. Nigerians feel too big in everything even in churches and Mosques. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Bryancrox(m): 6:17pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
..1..Na only 4 9ja u go see say poor people dey dress pass rich ..2.. Na only 4 9ja u see say pple go pay #500 4 cable bt go watch wetin pass wetin pple wen pay #3000 dey watch ..3..Na only 4 9ja u go c say dey de open church lyk phone boot(recharge card buzines) ..4.. Na only 4 9ja dey tk dey sell gun #5000 bullet #30 ..5.. Na only 4 9ja new born baby dey vote 4 election u cn imagine ..6.. Na only 4 9ja persn go go ghana pple 4 area go dey xpect millions ..7.. Na 9ja ni get d highest numba of church nd d highest numba of unemployed citizen ..8..Na only 4 9ja u go c persn dress lik lil wayne he pam or shoe bad 4 road he go beg u 4 #10 2 amend am ..9..Na only 9ja ni gal go dey carry traveling bag dey go class(uni) wetin dey inside ..10..Na only 9ja ni actors go dey act richmen bt u go enta bus u go c dat same actor dey drag change wit conductor..11..Na only 9ja u go c musician off mic dey sing 4 stage..12..Na only 9ja u go c persn dey drink 2crate of beer wen nr buy wit he money ..13..Na only 9ja u go c persn go dey stro he c party wen dey nr invite am he go enta..14..Na only 9ja u go c persn get 5 cars 4 rented apartment ..15..Na only 9ja u go c persn soak gari put tooth pick 4 mouth ..16..Na only 9ja gal go dress finish wen u pull ha skirt or trouser mke u weep u go c dirty pant(kpata)..17..Na only 9ja u go c one particular site wen dey talk bwt garri frm morning - evening...Am tired mehn... 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Orikinla(m): 6:21pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Lovine: Its only in Nigeria someone will rent Nigerian movie part 1 & 2 everyday N200. But can't pay his landlord every month in the village. You deserve a gold medal for this comment. HYPOCRISY IS THE MOST PRACTICED RELIGION IN NIGERIA AND SO HAS THE LARGEST FOLLOWERS EVEN ON NAIRALAND. |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply)
What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? / Tree Falls On Kofo Abayomi Road Due To Heavy Rain Fall (photos) / "Woman Gives Birth To A Lizard In Omoku Market" - Facebook User Shares Photos
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 84 |