So I gave a friend some relevant relationship advice today - specifically how to toast a girl he's been eyeing for weeks now, and I felt so elated that I had to write this blog post. Though I widened the scope to how to toast a girl of your choice, it's basically the same protocols (from my experience with the ladies). As usual, in no particular order, steps to toasting any girl of your choice:

Be Yourself

It is human to want people to like you (or give you a job) so much that sometimes you go way out of line. Way out of line here meaning that you become someone you're not- you boast, you brag, you suddenly have a British accent. But have you noticed the disgust and sneers on people's faces when they spot someone making himself look larger than his actual size? And boy, can they spot it! Girls are built the same way (duh, they are humans), so trying to impress a girl with your fancy ride will only get you the kind of girls that want to spend your money, not love you for you. It's a tad hard, but try it next time you see a girl and you want to talk to her, even if you think she is "higher" or "classier" than you. Just be yourself.
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