2012/2013 Examination
Answer All question
1)The full meaning of MTN
is (a)milking those
nigerians (b)mumu them
nigerians (c)maga them
nigerians (d)all of the
above
(2)As fast as usain Bolt,as
dangerous as
bokoharam,as illiterate as
patience jonathan,as
clueless as (a) goodluck
jonathan (b)pastor bakare
(c) nasir el-rufai
(3)president jonathan
went to jamaica to (a)
dance reggae (b)smoke
jamaican marijuana (c)to
find a second wife (d)all of
the above
4)Pastor T B Joshua
always prophesies (a)after
the deed has been done
(b)before the deed has
been done (c)as the deed
is being done
(5)Only in Nigeria (a)will a
fisherman's son become
president (b)will your
girlfriend demand a
blackberry before sex (c)
will a corrupt politician be
given chieftaincy titles (d)
all of the above
(6)If you impregnant a
nigerian soldier's
daughter (a)run for your
life (b)go and claim the
baby (c)go and give
testimony in the church
(7)If Mikel obi is 23yrs
how old am i (a)67yrs (b)
75yrs (c)89yrs
( I am something i sleep in
the day and work in the
night what am i (a)
LovePeddler (b)a armed
robber (c) a witch (d)all of
the above
(9)The term maga don
pay is associated with (a)
naija politicians (b) mtn (c)
yahoo yahoo boys (d) all
of the above
10)The chance of a
nigerian politician going
to heaven is (a)100
percent (b)30 percent (c)
no percent
11)The term islam is a
religion of peace is an
irony true or false

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