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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Boss13: 3:09pm On Feb 17, 2013
igbo_barbie: undecidedCan you read. I said that if the gal is ungrateful he shud talk to her abt it or find someone better.

Yes I can read. Did I answer your question?
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by nlofficial(m): 3:11pm On Feb 17, 2013
This is why Nigerian girls remain heartbroken when you make your vagina the sole of your relationship. After their boyfriends hit the soles as they think, they'll then become heroes and leave for the next adventures.

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by gunners160(m): 3:37pm On Feb 17, 2013
gree-die:
nansense... u for slap her na. yeye man. u for sleep 4 cell
sha i am nt suprise at wat u hv written.after all ur name GREEdie is dsame thing wit GREEDY.hw kan a gal tel her bf dat wat she as 2 offer him is sex and yet u are busy supportin her.it means d gal is a slut nd do nt even value her pride as a ladi it means d ladi also open pussy 3reely 2 any guy in as much as u kan get her a gift.May b u 2 dash pussy free of as charge 2 oda guys because u dnt want 2 spend

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by ubong560(m): 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2013
I just keep wondering wen our naija girls would be d true girls we desire to have. They keep surprising us wit different demand evryday as if they believe they cant do w/out demanding money and physical gifts frm us.

What annoyed me most was d fact dat she is d one i been spending on all dis while and for that alone, even if i didnt giv her anything as a val gift, was it right for her to make such a highly provocative demand as at that moment?

If not that......., just if not that......., make i no talk am!
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by 2jideofor(m): 4:17pm On Feb 17, 2013
Na so una dey make mouth... Taa
gree-die:


dude, if he as much as dream about slapping me, he ll sleep in jail!!!!!

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Boss13: 5:00pm On Feb 17, 2013
ubong560: I just keep wondering wen our naija girls would be d true girls we desire to have. They keep surprising us wit different demand evryday as if they believe they cant do w/out demanding money and physical gifts frm us.

What annoyed me most was d fact dat she is d one i been spending on all dis while and for that alone, even if i didnt giv her anything as a val gift, was it right for her to make such a highly provocative demand as at that moment?

If not that......., just if not that......., make i no talk am!

Honestly you babe did not act right. You should bring up this issue for discussion and address it properly. I am shocked she could refer to sex as a gift. It is not proper. She is right to ask if you got her a valentine gift but referring to sex as a gift is improper. There are many of her kind roaming around the streets of Lagos. I bet you do not except much from her but she too can get something. At least a tie, which is as cheap as N8000 would not be bad.

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by handson(m): 5:31pm On Feb 17, 2013
gree-die:
nansense... u for slap her na. yeye man. u for sleep 4 cell
why ur bood de boil for person matter, i dnt like dat
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by gunners160(m): 6:28pm On Feb 17, 2013
handson: why ur bood de boil for person matter, i dnt like dat
abeg help me ask her o o o o or na d op gf b dis nd we no knw
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by eagleeye2: 6:42pm On Feb 17, 2013
gree-die:
nansense... u for slap her na. yeye man. u for sleep 4 cell


Babe na your type I dey like jam for real life. So that when I slap ya face, I go wait for that heaven wen go wan fall.
Shey na for Naija I go sleep for cell, cos say I wooz you slap?

Abeg pray make you never jam person wey go design you wella.

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Mynd44: 6:58pm On Feb 17, 2013
eagle,eye:


Babe na your type I dey like jam for real life. So that when I slap ya face, I go wait for that heaven wen go wan fall.
Shey na for Naija I go sleep for cell, cos say I wooz you slap?

Abeg pray make you never jam person wey go design you wella.
If she is my sister and you try am, na cell you go sleep. E sure die

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by eagleeye2: 7:02pm On Feb 17, 2013
Mynd_44:
If she is my sister and you try am, na cell you go sleep. E sure die

Bros Mynd leave mata for mathaias. E get the kain person you go jam, fear go fear you naw. Forget story.

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Mynd44: 7:12pm On Feb 17, 2013
eagle,eye:


Bros Mynd leave mata for mathaias. E get the kain person you go jam, fear go fear you naw. Forget story.
Smh
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Lacute(f): 7:44pm On Feb 17, 2013
eagle,eye:


Babe na your type I dey like jam for real life. So that when I slap ya face, I go wait for that heaven wen go wan fall.
Shey na for Naija I go sleep for cell, cos say I wooz you slap?

Abeg pray make you never jam person wey go design you wella.
.

U dey talk lyk say u no dey naija.. If she wan do dat kain tin u think say she go use due process?
U Neva jam beta girls na hin make.

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Lacute(f): 7:46pm On Feb 17, 2013
Boss13:

Honestly you babe did not act right. You should bring up this issue for discussion and address it properly. I am shocked she could refer to sex as a gift. It is not proper. She is right to ask if you got her a valentine gift but referring to sex as a gift is improper. There are many of her kind roaming around the streets of Lagos. I bet you do not except much from her but she too can get something. At least a tie, which is as cheap as N8000 would not be bad.
8000k tie is cheap? Or is dat a typo?
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by gunners160(m): 7:48pm On Feb 17, 2013
eagle,eye:


Babe na your type I dey like jam for real life. So that when I slap ya face, I go wait for that heaven wen go wan fall.
Shey na for Naija I go sleep for cell, cos say I wooz you slap?

Abeg pray make you never jam person wey go design you wella.
guy u wan kil me wit laugh
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Nobody: 8:42pm On Feb 17, 2013
As if she doesn't enjoy that same se.x undecided
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 9:25pm On Feb 17, 2013
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FXKing2012:
I'm very sure you dont know me...would have severely dealt with you on this forum if not for Becacia_Barbie...
so its ok for you to imply dat im a baitch but not for me to imply dat u r a shithead? how unfair!!!

anyways, im shivering wit fear.
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 9:26pm On Feb 17, 2013
gunners160: sha i am nt suprise at wat u hv written.after all ur name GREEdie is dsame thing wit GREEDY.hw kan a gal tel her bf dat wat she as 2 offer him is sex and yet u are busy supportin her.it means d gal is a slut nd do nt even value her pride as a ladi it means d ladi also open pussy 3reely 2 any guy in as much as u kan get her a gift.May b u 2 dash pussy free of as charge 2 oda guys because u dnt want 2 spend
read ur post again and tell me if it doesn't reek of stupi.dity

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Nobody: 9:30pm On Feb 17, 2013
grin grin
gree-die:

read ur post again and tell me if it doesn't reek of stupi.dity
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 9:39pm On Feb 17, 2013
Boss13:

Lies from the bottom of your heart. He would slap you and your girl friends won't hear a word of it.
grin grin grin i don't have girlfriends

eagle,eye:


Babe na your type I dey like jam for real life. So that when I slap ya face, I go wait for that heaven wen go wan fall.
Shey na for Naija I go sleep for cell, cos say I wooz you slap?

Abeg pray make you never jam person wey go design you wella.

maybe u ve been meeting girls dat make empty threat, well i don't do threats. if i say a tin, its guaranteed.
handson: why ur bood de boil for person matter, i dnt like dat

e no dey boil anything abeg. no be hin gf? hin no sabi her character b4? why he no kukuma break up wit her? i ain't saying wat d girl did was good, infact i think its belittling, using se.x as a leverage but i also didn't lyk his approach jare. he gave me d impression dat he is a woman beater and dat i don't lyk, simples!
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by FXKing2012(m): 9:47pm On Feb 17, 2013
Boss13:

Why do I get the feeling that you belong to the group of women who do not respect the emotions of their men. They hurl insults at them and provoke them at the slightest chance. Any woman who insults her man is a WITCH
She's a WITCH!
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2013
FXKing2012:
She's a WITCH!
yes!! and im coming for you this nite cool

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Tyche(m): 10:02pm On Feb 17, 2013
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by cindyrella(f): 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2013
Lmao @ replies
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by FXKing2012(m): 10:20pm On Feb 17, 2013
gree-die:

yes!! and im coming for you this nite cool
You keep hanging on to my di.ck and you dont realize it's way bigger than you. I wont warn you again.
Cheers!
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 10:24pm On Feb 17, 2013
FXKing2012:
You keep hanging on to my di.ck and you dont realize it's way bigger than you. I wont warn you again.
Cheers!
hmmm... sorry o
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 10:27pm On Feb 17, 2013
i think its belittling for a guy to want to fight or exchange words wit a girl... i mean, what r oda dudes der for?
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Mynd44: 10:28pm On Feb 17, 2013
gree-die:

yes!! and im coming for you this nite cool
Lmao
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by eagleeye2: 10:30pm On Feb 17, 2013
gree-die:

maybe u ve been meeting girls dat make empty threat, well i don't do threats. if i say a tin, its guaranteed.

Babe, I hear you. When someone is in faceless forum like NL s/he can afford to say anything and get away with it.
But please don't carry this your attitude into the real Naija world. A word is enough.....

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Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by greedie1(f): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2013
eagle,eye:


Babe, I hear you. When someone is in faceless forum like NL s/he can afford to say anything and get away with it.
But please don't carry this your attitude into the real Naija world. A word is enough.....

yes sir.
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by elo500: 11:22pm On Feb 17, 2013
Op, make u and ur girlfriend park well make we see road abeg. She ask, u de quarrel. den y were u expecting na? (At least u're complaining dat she got u notin). Little gifts spice up relationships my dear. Both of una stingy die. She ought to have gotten something for u and u on the other hand was supposed to get her something too. No be to carry am go chop bellefull den wen she go toilet e don finish. As for d slap issue, hmmm. Why don't u go fight someone ur own size? Shameless clout. If to slap person de hungry u, go road and dash the first guyman like u wen u see a very sound slap and see wat happens.
Agreed we women can provoke a man sometimes but den, relationship no be force. If u can't cope wit her den leave her alone for the man whose heart is large enough to accomodate her excesses. Only a spineless man beats a woman. No be say u don even pay her brideprice self Not ur fault, na d free punny dem give u make u de feel say u don get right to do and undo. RUBBISH!! lipsrsealed
Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by Nobody: 11:49pm On Feb 17, 2013
@poster, how come u're alwayz coming here to complain of your galfriends It must either be dt u're stingy OR you bliv you can buy love with money and you later realise you cannot keep up again OR you have a bad choice of girls. Either wayz, i bliv it's your problem, not the ladies' problem. Get sensible girls and stop complaining, abeg embarassed lipsrsealed angry undecided

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