huni_naija:

Please accept my sincere apologies... My condolences *e-hug*

chess guru:

apology accepted, holding my breath waiting for the make-up e-kiss

slimyem: An almost instantly dissipating smell in an airy
environment. An air you cant brook...it usually
takes a moment to recognize the
devastatingly unpleasant wind...

They come from gas in mixture of foods
especially sulphur-rich foods like egg,
meat,milk cabbage,and apples.foods like egg
and meat are really bad for making stinky fart.

The sound is usually caused by vibrations of
the a-nal opening and also depends on the
tightness of the muscles of your anus.
Okay...i know it can be
embarrassing,smelly,and a definite no-no
when you are having a sha-g but lets face it..it
can be hysterically funny and very
entertaining.

Immediately after the act, when a feeling of
paranoia washes over you,there are
strategies to employ-acting oblivious and
innocent,coughing obviously or suddenly
moving your chair so that people around you
would think they misheard the fart
[s]na lie u dey lie if you talk say you never do any of these before[/s]
or betterstill proclaim the fart as your own grand
accomplishment and issue a challenge to
others to outdo that one if they think they
can..

You can blast them out loudly and boast of
them proudly.

One truth-Everyone alive farts.Some even fart
shortly after death.kings,presidents,opera
singers, beauty queens,priests and nuns fart.
Its a big mistake to say that farting is not
ladylike and its not weird to enjoy fart.its
healthy.its also universal for people to enjoy
their own fart..

So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.

slimyem: An almost instantly dissipating smell in an airy
environment. An air you cant brook...it usually
takes a moment to recognize the
devastatingly unpleasant wind...

They come from gas in mixture of foods
especially sulphur-rich foods like egg,
meat,milk cabbage,and apples.foods like egg
and meat are really bad for making stinky fart.

The sound is usually caused by vibrations of
the a-nal opening and also depends on the
tightness of the muscles of your anus.
Okay...i know it can be
embarrassing,smelly,and a definite no-no
when you are having a sha-g but lets face it..it
can be hysterically funny and very
entertaining.

Immediately after the act, when a feeling of
paranoia washes over you,there are
strategies to employ-acting oblivious and
innocent,coughing obviously or suddenly
moving your chair so that people around you
would think they misheard the fart
[s]na lie u dey lie if you talk say you never do any of these before[/s]
or betterstill proclaim the fart as your own grand
accomplishment and issue a challenge to
others to outdo that one if they think they
can..

You can blast them out loudly and boast of
them proudly.

One truth-Everyone alive farts.Some even fart
shortly after death.kings,presidents,opera
singers, beauty queens,priests and nuns fart.
Its a big mistake to say that farting is not
ladylike and its not weird to enjoy fart.its
healthy.its also universal for people to enjoy
their own fart..

So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.

Vivipop: Funny thread... This just reminded me of one of my roomates then,for a complete year,i never saw her fart. When I asked her if she farts at all she said and I quote " it can be very embarassing when you fart so loud that people can't help but notice you so,to avoid that I lift one part of my ass up so the air comes out smooth and easy" I laughed so hard. She really taught me something because I really had a problem trying to make mine as silent as possible but I always ended up either releasing the poor thing aloud or suppressing it thereby causing my stomach to be bloated.Now,I get to answer the question,'do you fart at all?'

your roommate's head dey dere...I learnt it from my dad

huni_naija:

Na your papa!!

Mr.Uzo:
Let's take pools

Like if you think boys fart frequently than girl

walex25: As I was reading this, one just came out unauthorized .
"My bad"

Ademab: We have loud fart, medium fart and the silent fart... Dangerous.... (Silencer) I didn't do it, RAJU?

Ademab: We have loud fart, medium fart and the silent fart... Dangerous.... (Silencer) I didn't do it, RAJU?

Le Ostrich: another rubbish post makes front page