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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by huninaija(f): 7:25pm On Feb 21, 2013
My bf worships my fart! kiss
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by vanstanzy(m): 7:27pm On Feb 21, 2013
So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.

@op, girl u re 99 degrees funny and 100 degrees crazy. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by IZUKWU(m): 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2013
!
F.K.O:
....And this made front page !
are you kidding me
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by vanstanzy(m): 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! kiss

Ur boyfriend must be nuts. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem: 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
FXKing2012:
Not her write-up, it's a copy and paste work.
Pls post the link where it was copied from...
I'm waiting...
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Shugamania(f): 7:33pm On Feb 21, 2013
booqee: *farts onto the cup of my palm, and presses it into the nose of the op.*


Eeeeewwww...
MessyMessy
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Shugamania(f): 7:35pm On Feb 21, 2013
omiobo: *Cover my nose* who fart on this thread?

cheesy
#singing#

Who mess am?
Na kodjoe
Kodjoe say na teacher
Teacher say no worry, na my class people mess am.. Pu.
Na you!

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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Willgates(m): 7:35pm On Feb 21, 2013
glimpse: *Farts on the thread* tongue

grin *covers ma phone wit kchief* smiley
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Feb 21, 2013
@op - if my pop c fart, you'd delete that write-up.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! kiss
I'd rather die lipsrsealed
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Opoki(m): 7:38pm On Feb 21, 2013
I dey fart at ease.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by jmoore(m): 7:40pm On Feb 21, 2013
something is smelling here and it's definitely not healthy for me embarassed
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 7:46pm On Feb 21, 2013
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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 7:48pm On Feb 21, 2013
slimyem: Pls post the link where it was copied from...
I'm waiting...
The alignment of each sentence...the fact that some lines contain only one or two words indicate a copy and paste work.

Below is a related post:
www.nairaland.com/1152962/fart-story-mess
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by walex25(m): 7:48pm On Feb 21, 2013
As I was reading this, one just came out unauthorized .
"My bad"
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Willgates(m): 7:50pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! kiss

he's such a pervate! lipsrsealed
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by great063(m): 7:50pm On Feb 21, 2013
You must be gooood at this.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem: 7:55pm On Feb 21, 2013
FXKing2012:
The alignment of each sentence...the fact that some lines contain only one or two words indicate a copy and paste work.

Below is a related post:
www.nairaland.com/1152962/fart-story-mess
Where is the relation btwn your link and my post?
I put this together about 3 yrs ago...and save for one or two lines that were quoted from third parties,it is an original.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by chessguru1(m): 8:06pm On Feb 21, 2013
slimyem:

So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.smiley


Loved this part
grin
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by 2legit2qwt: 8:09pm On Feb 21, 2013
Nasty thread shocked

**exits thread while leaving a fart trail** embarassed
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by chessguru1(m): 8:11pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! kiss
Honey is this your boyfriend?
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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 8:12pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! kiss
He's doomed!
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by huninaija(f): 8:12pm On Feb 21, 2013
chess guru:
Honey is this your boyfriend?
.
.
.

Na your papa!! undecided
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 8:15pm On Feb 21, 2013
slimyem: Where is the relation btwn your link and my post?
I put this together about 3 yrs ago...and save for one or two lines that were quoted from third parties,it is an original.
Point is you copied and pasted it whether from your online journal or your document. I believe it's your original work but it was copied and pasted here.

Nice one though.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by breathing(f): 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2013
slimyem: Where is the relation btwn your link and my post?
I put this together about 3 yrs ago...and save for one or two lines that were quoted from third parties,it is an original.

Yayyyy, Slimyem farted and the fart found its way to front page.

Btw, ignore the jealous person, he'd only get over it the day his own fart gets to front page.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by crissmac: 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2013
na all this things dey make muskito insecticide resistant. btw d thread still dey smell oh! if i catch person we do dis thing eh..... na God go 4giv am.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by gwas(m): 8:20pm On Feb 21, 2013
mysticgal: No be say i no the mess,but i dey respect myself when it comes to this matter.
You are the only decent being on this thread.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by chessguru1(m): 8:20pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija:

Na your papa!! undecided
Lolz we J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ joking here nah..besides, my old man is late cry , you should know where to draw the line with such comments
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by huninaija(f): 8:21pm On Feb 21, 2013
chess guru:
Lolz we J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ joking here nah..besides, my old man is late cry , you should know where to draw the line with such comments

Please accept my sincere apologies... My condolences *e-hug*
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by ayobase(m): 8:26pm On Feb 21, 2013
LOL...that's nice...it reminds me of Foxy!
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Tolexander: 8:26pm On Feb 21, 2013
FART! Gone are those days in my JSS3 to SSS1 that we used to take it as a competition in class and also to chase our teachers from class. Different skills and sound track mehn with different odorous odour.
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by pearlxx(f): 8:28pm On Feb 21, 2013
‎​Ȋ̝̊̅ remember wen ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅ had an operation&d doctors said ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅ must fart to show iam recovering well.since den,fart į̸̸̨§ a cirious mata for ♍ƺ ooooo

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