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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by huninaija(f): 7:25pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
My bf worships my fart! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by vanstanzy(m): 7:27pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes. @op, girl u re 99 degrees funny and 100 degrees crazy.
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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by IZUKWU(m): 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
! F.K.O:are you kidding me |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by vanstanzy(m): 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! Ur boyfriend must be nuts. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem: 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
FXKing2012:Pls post the link where it was copied from... I'm waiting... |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Shugamania(f): 7:33pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
booqee: *farts onto the cup of my palm, and presses it into the nose of the op.* Eeeeewwww... MessyMessy |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Shugamania(f): 7:35pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
omiobo: *Cover my nose* who fart on this thread? #singing# Who mess am? Na kodjoe Kodjoe say na teacher Teacher say no worry, na my class people mess am.. Pu. Na you! 1 Like |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Willgates(m): 7:35pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
glimpse: *Farts on the thread* *covers ma phone wit kchief* |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
@op - if my pop c fart, you'd delete that write-up. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart!I'd rather die |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Opoki(m): 7:38pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
I dey fart at ease. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by jmoore(m): 7:40pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
something is smelling here and it's definitely not healthy for me |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 7:46pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 7:48pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
slimyem: Pls post the link where it was copied from...The alignment of each sentence...the fact that some lines contain only one or two words indicate a copy and paste work. Below is a related post: www.nairaland.com/1152962/fart-story-mess |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by walex25(m): 7:48pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
As I was reading this, one just came out unauthorized . "My bad" |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Willgates(m): 7:50pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! he's such a pervate! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by great063(m): 7:50pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
You must be gooood at this. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem: 7:55pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
FXKing2012:Where is the relation btwn your link and my post? I put this together about 3 yrs ago...and save for one or two lines that were quoted from third parties,it is an original. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by chessguru1(m): 8:06pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
slimyem: Loved this part |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by 2legit2qwt: 8:09pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Nasty thread **exits thread while leaving a fart trail** |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by chessguru1(m): 8:11pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart!Honey is this your boyfriend? . . .
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Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 8:12pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart!He's doomed! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by huninaija(f): 8:12pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
chess guru: Na your papa!! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by FXKing2012(m): 8:15pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
slimyem: Where is the relation btwn your link and my post?Point is you copied and pasted it whether from your online journal or your document. I believe it's your original work but it was copied and pasted here. Nice one though. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by breathing(f): 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
slimyem: Where is the relation btwn your link and my post? Yayyyy, Slimyem farted and the fart found its way to front page. Btw, ignore the jealous person, he'd only get over it the day his own fart gets to front page. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by crissmac: 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
na all this things dey make muskito insecticide resistant. btw d thread still dey smell oh! if i catch person we do dis thing eh..... na God go 4giv am. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by gwas(m): 8:20pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
mysticgal: No be say i no the mess,but i dey respect myself when it comes to this matter.You are the only decent being on this thread. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by chessguru1(m): 8:20pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
huni_naija:Lolz we J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ joking here nah..besides, my old man is late , you should know where to draw the line with such comments |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by huninaija(f): 8:21pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
chess guru: Please accept my sincere apologies... My condolences *e-hug* |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by ayobase(m): 8:26pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
LOL...that's nice...it reminds me of Foxy! |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by Tolexander: 8:26pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
FART! Gone are those days in my JSS3 to SSS1 that we used to take it as a competition in class and also to chase our teachers from class. Different skills and sound track mehn with different odorous odour. |
Re: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by pearlxx(f): 8:28pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Ȋ̝̊̅ remember wen Ȋ̝̊̅ had an operation&d doctors said Ȋ̝̊̅ must fart to show iam recovering well.since den,fart į̸̸̨§ a cirious mata for ♍ƺ ooooo |
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