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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Regiblinkz(m): 4:07pm On Feb 28, 2013
#SoapingTinz....it seems to be the norm around sha..i think im a culprit and this devastating act...lol

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by adino(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2013
@ OP

YOU ARE TOO MUCH

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2013
Absolutely true for me..When am a bit confused in the office..I run to the restroom..do some serious breathe in and out & reflect a bit..It does help..especially when am @ home or 1st thing in the morning.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by caesaraba(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2013
Nope. My shower is. Most of my best ideas and forecasts come from the bathroom. Nay toilet seat.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by moneyhungry(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2013
mysticgal: Me i read newspapers in the toilet that my mum practically says i have a spiritual toilet husband.
tell me more...
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by tellwisdom: 4:09pm On Feb 28, 2013
That same toilett y'all excrete Apku and ogbono soup inside?? embarassed ...*Spits* angry angry
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by kagari: 4:09pm On Feb 28, 2013
Men, am as guity as hell. I get ideas of how to produce and direct musical videos right on my poo'ing sit. I think iam weird. Damn
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Cuddlemii: 4:09pm On Feb 28, 2013
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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by DrMuzungu(m): 4:11pm On Feb 28, 2013
Guilty as charged!
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by jaybee3(m): 4:11pm On Feb 28, 2013

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by creativemusic: 4:12pm On Feb 28, 2013
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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by kokoye(m): 4:13pm On Feb 28, 2013
@ op.

That is soooo true, especially for us men.

The wife is always wondering what keeps me in there for so long?

my peace and quiet. lol

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by ifyfaith: 4:13pm On Feb 28, 2013
i think the reason for this is becos there is no much tin to do dere,u cant jst sit and b inhaling d smell so u hav to get urself busy with sometin.like me,i play games atimes with my fone in d toilet cos i dont like to force d sh**t out in order not to injure myself. i know of someone dat just talks to himself in d toilet so its all abt what u can get doing at that time

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by armyofone(m): 4:13pm On Feb 28, 2013
No problem turning a pooing house to where to access internet. Just make sure to use Lysol/Clorox/detol to wipe your computer.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by xynerise: 4:14pm On Feb 28, 2013
Very true grin
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 4:15pm On Feb 28, 2013
Very very true! Dats the best place to think and browse through my phone. grin
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by 76Naira(m): 4:17pm On Feb 28, 2013
Yes, very true. However, most of my eureka moments came while I was under the shower.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 4:18pm On Feb 28, 2013
I can remember when my ex gf told me she was pregnant for me. I just entered the toilet locked the door and for like an hour I thought of the way forward and that inspiration just came to me that she was a lying son.ofabitc.h. So I told her that she should keep the baby. The son.ofabitc.h actually wanted to extort me. Later she told me that she wasn't pregnant again that she made a mistake.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by sirwealth(m): 4:18pm On Feb 28, 2013
naira-ner:
I think thats true. I have solved a few stubborn problems while sitting there
do u mean u think with ur anus?
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by romanlaw(m): 4:19pm On Feb 28, 2013
Those days when Men were boys, i use to smoke while pooing in da toilet. Men it was just da best. without my puff no pooing. lol!!
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Vavavoom(m): 4:19pm On Feb 28, 2013
Works for me, too. I combine both - toilet and bath tub...most ideas come to me when joggling between a poo and a bath.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nacl: 4:20pm On Feb 28, 2013
THE TOILET CAN REALLY BE A NICE PLACE TO BE ATIMES

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by beejay247: 4:22pm On Feb 28, 2013
nah war oo.....I be dey think say nah only me dey do this........when I need to think....I do go there for my next move.......lol.... grin

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by adelegan1: 4:24pm On Feb 28, 2013
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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by abiki(f): 4:25pm On Feb 28, 2013
Na for people wey get comfortable toilets na. If you live for "face me i face you", na koboko them go use comot you for there

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by kolamilan(m): 4:26pm On Feb 28, 2013
ItsModella:
Are you talking about my dad? grin grin
that means your dad always read in the toilet ?
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2013
I don't know whether I should called it thinking chair, but all I know is that, my toilet seat is my escape paradise. I swear to God I can go beautiful places when am in the toilet. The feeling is so relaxing. Sometimes I even take in calming music with me.


But the sad part is that as soon I open that door, reality slap me in the face. grin

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by ZACHIE: 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2013
i go there with my phone and check Twitter @GIDI-TRAFFIC before hitting the road, each day.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by ffo(m): 4:28pm On Feb 28, 2013
I DO MY DEVOTIONS, PLAN MY DAY AND PRAY RIGHT THERE!!
I DONT MISS THAT EVERY MORNING.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by kolamilan(m): 4:29pm On Feb 28, 2013
sunnshyn: yea, i totally agree....i spend hours sitting on the bowl thinking about stuffs, continue reading my fav novel or taking some kind of decision...

I remember back home in my family house, when i wanted to use the toilet, i'd first have to announce o, asking who ever wants to go to go before i get in....hahahahah. My mom starts begging me in advance to come out quickly cos she may also want to pee sooner or later...funny world.
Annouce before going to toilet haha
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 4:29pm On Feb 28, 2013
Just as most tread on nairaland opend on toilet seats

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by UjSizzle(f): 4:31pm On Feb 28, 2013
sooooo true!!!! grin

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