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TØILET §IT = Pooing, weeding & thinking...Life's good.

See men dey discuss *shitt*** chai

Wizee: Men hw u xpect me to stay for pit toilet a.k.a Shalagha dey tink? D smell frm dat hole na die

Nah, the experience is not for you, at least not when you still leaving in public yard!

Julieccentric: Absolutely true for me..When am a bit confused in the office..I run to the restroom..do some serious breathe in and out & reflect a bit..It does help..especially when am @ home or 1st thing in the morning.

you breath in poo and carbondioxide and breath out a very poisonous carbondioxide highly dangerous to human life

armyofone: No problem turning a pooing house to where to access internet. Just make sure to use Lysol/Clorox/detol to wipe your computer.

na inside your toilet 3G service the strong well ba

Idi Amin: OR UR FACE -ME-I-FACE COMPOUND. SAY D TRUT BRO

Yhu my nxt door neighbour room 47

u go fear na............thinking and shiting at the same time if all the great inventors thought abt dia invention while pooing, how comes we dont hv cars that run on poos? my ppl shit na shit, how u wan take tink for dia na?

Da heck. . . . False.

mysticgal: Me i read newspapers in the toilet that my mum practically says i have a spiritual toilet husband.

Duh! They don't call it "the throne" for nothing. Toilet is the bomb!

There was a time I came out after spending like an hour in the bathroom. My mum asked, "I didn't hear you flush." I replied, "I wasn't using the toilet, I was browsing the web." She then looked at me like I was crazy. I didn't care. Toilet is just so cozy and comfy .

lagcity: Duh! They don't call it "the throne" for nothing. Toilet is the bomb!

You still use those outside/community toilet?

Yoruba_Omoge:

You still use those outside/community toilet?

Yes! Omoge, follow me to the toilet, I want to show you something.

lagcity:

Yes! Omoge, follow me to the toilet, I want to show you something.

Number 1 or Number 2?

Yoruba_Omoge:

Number 1 or Number 2?

Well, I will use my number 1 equipment but I won't be doing number 1 Are you down?

lagcity:
Well, I will use my number 1 equipment but I won't be doing number 1 Are you down?

Yoruba_Omoge:

aaaw, she's shy. ok, no pressure.

Smoking while defecating is also common. Can you eat your break-fast while pooing? How about that?

im always lost in deep thought...
whenever however..

Very true!!! It almost lead to quarrel between me and my wife when we got married. She was thinking I get to toilet to do some secret stuff bt wen she later discover that I think,pray n meditate there she just left me alone. She den understood why I made d place so comfortable wen we packed into d house. Shiting time! Thinking time.

nikkyshyne: Naaa. My bed is.

The blood flow in my legs ceases when I sit more than 5min.

you need help!

We many 4 d matter!

I am absolutely ecstatic to know i am not d only, when i was in my teens i used to read my novels in d toilet, *no one to send u on errands*, and d habit kinda stuck,i lost it when we moved to a public house,it was den a case of who can go and download in d smallest amount of time, den i went for service and resumed d habit*facebook, 2go, reading novels on my phone* it all happens on d small throne.
Funny enough, i remember a lot of things when i am on dat seat,like tins i ought to do,tins i forgot,and i have solved a few minor problems in my life on D seat o.ppl who av never felt d peace dat comes with lockin urself in d toilet just wont get it
PS- my friend dad has to go to d toiletand download evritin and think if he gets bad news..lol
different strokes for different folks sha

I think it is because the world has bcome so demanding and interconnected that it is almost impossible for one to have so peace and queit without something asking for your attention

on my part, I hate it when the house is crowded and I need to use the toilet, it makes me not to concentrate on the thoughts flowing and won't be able to make those critical thinking, but when ever am alone wow, I can take my time on the toilet seat, actually I do the cleaning of the whole toilet in the house myself, so it's to my taste.

its also my place for smoking sk

Øn my tøilet seat; pøøing, weeding,& reasøning...§umtymz i luv eating wen i'm pøøing,& reading wen i'm bathing.

I don't only think on the toilet seat. I also pray while on it. You may say it's weird but i find myself isolated in my toilet hence the need to think and often pray about the day and what i have thought about

~Bluetooth:

Provided your thinking faculty is stimulated by the smell from your shiit.


Nonsense.

proving ur shit smell more Dan a decay rat abi.