when you think of garbage, think of akeem



COMING TO AMERICA

GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBOURS

Bleep YOU


YES,YES. Bleep YOU TOO



coming to america

fasten your seat belts, it is gonna be a bumpy night



all about eve

ali=dave, what is you doin?
dave=since we is going to prison, we just want to see how it feels


ALI G IN DA HOUSE

Kid= are you married mr kimble

mr kimble=no

kid-= (shouts) he's not married, mom


KINDERGATEN COP

Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself There's no place like home.


wizard of oz

Mr burns=simpson,eh?


THE SIMPSONS

trevor= man,i am hungry. gimme some food

BREAK DANCE 2

BONZO LOVES BEN



GOING BANANAS

SARAFINA, THE SUGAR IS FINISHED



SARAFINA

JESUS COMES BACK

MANDELA COMES BACK



SARAFINA

we've got frank junior junior. how does he look?
gross



FRIENDS

GIRL= WOW RORY, WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO KISS LIKE THAT?

RORY= MY COUSIN

GIRL= EWWW RORY

RORY= IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS, MY COUSIN IS A GUY


8 SIMPLE RULES

CYRUS DA VIRUS; Welcome to Con air






CON AIR

GIRL SINGING= 'i'm holding a picture in my hand and i'm thinking, it seems we're togther, '


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 1

hello babi


LITTLE BRITAIN

mum, alvin's gone gangsta



luv dont co$t a thing

ali-g: now listen, gail may have taken her clothes off, but she's never had a midgit munch her kebbab.



ali-g, aiii

jackie chan: what's up my nigger
black man: what did you say?
jackie chan: what's up my nigger
(fight bursts out)
jackie chan: please i dont want any twoble!


RUSH HOUR 1

David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay


4O YEAR OLD VIRGIN.

Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you



SAVE THE LAST DANCE

Gail Porter: Can I call you "Ali" or "Mr G"?
Ali G: [blushing] Wha'ever.



ALI-G, AIII

Ali G: For real, which is the acid that actually make you fly?
Professor: No acid makes you fly but can make you think you fly.
Ali G: Cuz me mate Dave said said he took this type and he flew all around the room and his mum told him to get some ciggies from the shop, and he flew there down Egham street and flew back and he was back in five seconds or whatever but he'd forgotten the ciggies.
Professor: Well, there's the answer, isn't it? you think you can fly but your feet never leave the ground, and if you're not careful you may trip up and hurt yourself.



ALI-G, AIII

Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'eath possey, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brothers blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life,



ALI-G IN DA HOUSE

Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?
Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?
Ali G: , Yes, Restecp. 'owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha, if you lot in'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another?


ALI-G IN DA HOUSE

kelly
what are you doing? its ok now.

Craig: I Craig take you Christina to be my wife, my best friend and my first mate. Through sickness and health, through clear skies and squalls,

Christina Cleary: I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend, and my captain, to be your anchor and your sail, your starboard and your port.




WEDDING CRASHERS

Dr. Kenneth Soaper: Barbara dear, do you think your quite suitably dressed for travelling?
Babs: Oh but sir, we were told to bring the minimum of clothing.




CARRY ON CAMPING

Oha: [singing] She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.



COMING TO AMERICA

Telegraph Lady: You actually want to send this?
Semmi: Why? What is wrong? Read it to me.
Telegraph Lady: To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semmi.
[mispronounces "Semmi"]
Semmi: Semmi
[corrects her]
Telegraph Lady: Semmi
[pronounces it correctly]
Semmi: Should I make it 400,000?
Telegraph Lady: You think that'd be enough?
Semmi: You are right. 500,000.
Telegraph Lady: As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million?
Semmi: You do not think that would be too much?
Telegraph Lady: Naah.



COMING TO AMERICA

Ali G: Booyakasha!


Ali G: Big up yourself.


Ali G: Respek.

Ali G: Can we see the muff please?

Borat: Is gooood yeaaah?

Ali G: Is it 'because I is black?

Ali G: Is you on crack or somethin'?

Borat: Even though I am big like can of Pepsi?



ALI-G

Tony: I don't need to know nothin' 'bout women when I got a momma, a cat, nine sisters and a gay uncle.



TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME