Barring any last minute change in tactics, i have been told, all is set for the official welcoming and subsequent granting of Presidential Pardon to the international serial-looter James Onanefe Ibori. A highly placed source in the presidential villa told yours sincerely that all the paper and coating works had been done even before the recent largess extended to his co looter Alamyieseiga yesterday. According to the Source, who pleaded anonymity due his closeness to the retardeen's family said when the issue of how Nigerians may take the news when it happens was raised, GEJ retorted "I dont give a damn". A team of sycophants with okupe as its head, have been drafted to perfect this anomaly.

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Op u chop waterleaf?? Ur brain get too much green water

chiover: Op u chop waterleaf?? Ur brain get too much green water

E dey pain ni you. i dont give a damn