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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by mykelsmart009(m): 11:35pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1? 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 11:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I wan "piss" . . 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 11:40pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Fhemmmy: I wan "piss" . . Bros, toilet dey backyard.... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 11:41pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
GooseBaba: I too love Nigeria and their yarns . . . |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 11:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ddestiny20(m): 12:00am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Water dey fall(rain) |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 12:02am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Na me you dey cut throat for..? (When one clears their throat) The guy don kolo-mental See demonstration of craze Your head no correct I don go.. You are wasting my time No worry I go drink for your head.. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by SHAAWA: 12:08am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Eye service nearly cannot kill a bird(almost doesnt count) water don pass gari i beg make i crash (sleep) for your bunk(house/bed) |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by whatzbyafria(m): 12:13am On Jul 09, 2013 |
1. I want to wee-wee 2. *two people are together and one asks* Are you around? that's all I can think about right now. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 12:13am On Jul 09, 2013 |
mykelsmart009: High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1? Yoruba |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by whatzbyafria(m): 12:16am On Jul 09, 2013 |
mykelsmart009: High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1?Yorubas. Who are the people that say ''oyil''(oil) and ''palor''(parlour) and also who are the ones that say''fiffle''(people) and ''pish''(fish)?? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Flygeriansteve: 12:18am On Jul 09, 2013 |
The boy have woundjure himself Is this your face? (supposed to be a greeting) Are you hearing me/are you understanding me? Who build this gada? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 12:20am On Jul 09, 2013 |
See you see six feet Dem don give you chop and follow abi Abeg make we go organize point and kill You no get rags pass your papa They guy hurry Comot for house.. Several fingers are pointing at okoro... He seems to be a suspect. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ariyke: 12:30am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Instead of u to be counting ur book u are busy killing noise, enter ur shoe and follow me |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by soledadd: 1:01am On Jul 09, 2013 |
That money is for me. We use to go to school everyday. I want to shit/piss. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Israelcharis(m): 2:05am On Jul 09, 2013 |
* Are you know my father? * Wish time did you came back? * I am started to rove you, does you rove me back? * How many years old am take senior you? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 2:19am On Jul 09, 2013 |
rozayx5: i never smell him money before. . . . . . . . Na many girls National Anthem be dis one o, but not all girls sha, just MANY of them! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Flygerian1(m): 2:37am On Jul 09, 2013 |
In Ibo tone: Water pour for |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Flygerian1(m): 2:40am On Jul 09, 2013 |
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.Wickedest, Lol |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by timilehing(m): 2:44am On Jul 09, 2013 |
mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u?very common |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ertekaoyo: 5:54am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Author, You need to go back to school yourself. What do you mean by.....some English sentenceS that is? Remove log of wood in your eye first, before calling your brother's attention to the mere speck, that's in his eye. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Decryptor(m): 6:06am On Jul 09, 2013 |
If i have noticed anything about the Nigerian English, it is the fact that it has evolved seriously overtime! There is this latest trend in english which has taken it's toll on the mouths of almost every Nigerian today both rich and poor, literate and non-literate when speaking english...which is the use of the word "THEN". Though it's unintentional but it has really gone viral. Let me state an example: "I called my lecturer to ask him about my project, he then said i should see him in his office. I then woke up very early in the morning and then went to school. When i got there, he was in a meeting, he then said i should wait so i then decided to go to photocopy some materials but before i finished, my phone rang and it was my lecturer, he then said he will see me next week but i then said that i will not be able to wait till then because i'll be travelling. He then thought for a while and then said that he'll make it tomorrow, i then said Ok sir and he then hung-up and i then went home." To say the truth, i was guilty of it before until i became conscious and "then" stopped...opps 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Jxtmayor(m): 6:10am On Jul 09, 2013 |
WildChild00: You be Tafia...this niggy must be from edo.. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 6:27am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Jxt_mayor: this niggy must be from edo.. schooled der (Bendel) frm Delta... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by nuwell(m): 7:01am On Jul 09, 2013 |
How about Nigerian football commentaries, somewhat in the following format: 'And eh..Yobo rallies the defense...and eh, the Messi attempts a smart one there...and eh, no, he loses the ball...and eh...Mikel gets it...and eh...and eh...' Na wetin na. lolz. And eh... 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 7:28am On Jul 09, 2013 |
"That's 'Penality' (penalty)"; Oyel (oil) - Igbo men. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by tiarm: 7:41am On Jul 09, 2013 |
I dey laff o... Koolking: NEPA don took light |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by veriland(m): 8:00am On Jul 09, 2013 |
*while playing futbal* Mr A-are u not d back man,come for back..... Mathew,am go ooooooohhhh True life story -move before a move -a senior student in class(afta adresin d students,a student hissed) and he said,,,,who said mtcheww,if u no say u say mtcheww,stand up. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:29am On Jul 09, 2013 |
RedBenson: Are u guys high on some weeds here or sumfin? Wat's going on here? Yours should make tha list also....... PINGLISH |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Akanbi1509(m): 8:36am On Jul 09, 2013 |
E ma kuku kno sey i no get hin time |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ylaa(f): 8:42am On Jul 09, 2013 |
HOW ABOUT? FORWARD TO THE FRONT REVERSE GO BACK GIVE ME MY SHORT NICKER BRING MY LONG TROUSER THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE. LOL 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Zoest(m): 8:51am On Jul 09, 2013 |
* she eat ma moni finish,then she leave. * i shop ma moni finish b4 ma eye clear. * that is a penarity! * who is that person? * u Kn that girl that stays at the back of our house, he can talk! * u Knew that ma friend nah, d one we normally walk 2geda? u knew him! * I hv a grudge against u. * c im igbo smoker eye! * c how e resemble thief. * who collected the money I kept on d table? Arm rubber I kn say na u! |
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