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Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 5:45pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH. *Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. *Did you hear that smell? Lol Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin. 45 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 6:22pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Your brother is leaving you and been going o! Where you de go? I de come *while going away* Who messed here? 9 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 6:50pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
brokoto: Your brother is leaving you and been going o! ROTFL |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by agabaI23(m): 7:44pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Brokoto:gluv01 where are you going?(gluv01 come here) Gluv01: I'm coming(headed the opposite direction) 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Temismith(f): 9:00pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 9:10pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
@agaba |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Temismith(f): 8:34am On Mar 29, 2013 |
I don beleful hunger dey worry me cold dey catch me headache dey disturb me. 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by mabebe1(f): 10:41pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
piss is catching me.. My stomach is painin me.. My eye is turnin me... The ground is drou-in Lolz 9 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 10:52pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
lmao @ mabebe and Temi...That's so funny |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by mabebe1(f): 11:02pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
how many yrs did i use to senior u? 43 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 11:08pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u? Hahahaha... *Have he come? *The ground is draw draw *She carry first in her class |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 3:27pm On May 07, 2013 |
Afraid is Catching me.. 4 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 4:55pm On May 07, 2013 |
Judinho59: Afraid is Catching me.. ROTFL...I won't be surprised if that was said by you 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 10:30pm On May 07, 2013 |
gluv01: Honestly, I Did, sometime ago.. Buh, iThink that English is so so OnPoint!! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by stagger: 4:35pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
"My friend, REVISE this moto now before I fire you..." (policeman cocks his gun). A true story in PH by the way.. 3 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by AbuMikey(m): 4:36pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I wan Sh!t The soup is drawing |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ojeremi(m): 4:37pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
[b][/b] i am not know what to do, |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Lordave: 4:37pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Mumu people boku for Nairaland. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Stegomiah: 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Enter your shoe and follow me I'll tell my daddy for you 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by rozayx5(m): 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
i never smell him money before 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Nice one - I know i have to becareful myself |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by venorite(m): 4:39pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by demmy55(m): 4:40pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Na wa o! It have tey I read sumtin lik dis. Your father! Wahkah, Shegay! (Ppl believe dis to be a curse) She don carry belle I must chop ur money Come and be going Is a lie 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Are u guys high on some weeds here or sumfin? Wat's going on here? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by daftpikin: 4:41pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
ok |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by wandeay: 4:41pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Made in Nigeria Englishes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Karmatyra(f): 4:41pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
u are eatin many pepper abi....ok naa na ur nyansh go yarn u durin shitt.... ....my broda dey abroad....bt him dey ROAD d cum,him go soon reach!. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Sike(m): 4:42pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Old but Gold. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by aniiii(f): 4:42pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I can hear the smell from outside. big ups to naiglish 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ACM10: 4:42pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
gluv01: I no get any to add |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Koolking(m): 4:42pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
NEPA don took light MTN don comoted my credit I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by timpaker(m): 4:43pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
why are you "fearing"? Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show? Ibo 'Prease', i don't 'rike' it! If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy yoruba will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game? 'oney', am ome! 14 Likes |
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