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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by FulaniBOII(m): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Nepa bring light I come start dey waka go howz and the place i been dey far wahali. As I been reach howz Nepa come carry the Light. Dan BuroUba wahali 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
May i know you? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by devour129: 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
timpaker: why are you "fearing"?yoruba - I want Hegg and hendomie(egg n indomie) Igbo - led rolly yerrow rolly( red lorry yellow lorry) 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
gluv01: We were all guilty of it when we never knew better 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infonubia(m): 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I cannot come and go and die! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by YoshiMaster: 5:02pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
[size=20pt]KPOTOR KPOTOR (AKA Dirty environ)[/size] As in "ewwwww, kpotor kpotor everywhere."
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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infonubia(m): 5:02pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Who is your friend? my friend! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by 4reigningqueen: 5:03pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
everything done in darkness will soon be shown in lightness |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by YoursGEJ(m): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I saw you here and I saw you there, are you twice? All of you should come down from your beds, enter your slippers and follow me each by each - my secondary school boarding house master 3 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
The situation was serious, even blind man begin count money... If I called you a goat now, you will say I insulted you. Na who SH.it for here,,!?? 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bknight: 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Koolking: NEPA don took light I object. Even illiterate grannies won't say that in nigeria. Its Nepa don carry light" 2. I'm sure "Mtn don comoted my credit" wasn't spoken by a nigerian Hey mr. Attention seeker, are you nigerian at all? Lame attempts at being funny. Its enough comedy to report it the true way u heard a true nigerian speak it 6 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by othenok(f): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
You too do! ;DYou too do! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infonubia(m): 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Who thief my money? 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Koolking: NEPA don took light NEPA don carry light go.... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bright007(f): 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
i am calling you and you are still waka-ing |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by MAYOWAAK: 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
4reigningqueen: everything done in darkness will soon be shown in lightness Femi Otedola has the intellectual property for that. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
infonubia: Who thief my money? Na who dagbo ma money. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by johnstar(m): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
*shay una go chao garri |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by emmanuel4758(m): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Ladytee-thato:for ur mindooh u think say dis ur english collect lol i don speak my gramaticaly eror anyway i no blame my self cuz i waz nt born in england lol na concord tinz sha |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by OmniSparrow: 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
stagger: "My friend, REVISE this moto now before I fire you..." (policeman cocks his gun)."If you move, I move you" -Police |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by FulaniBOII(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
See how Kano score that penariti 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
You sure say na your korokoro eyes u take see am |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by zeyheed(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
why are you afraiding? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
bknight: Me self shadow the "took light" Yarn like Neeepaaa! Haba' NEPA don take light NEPA don bring light NEPA bring yeye Kor-rent NEPA no go die better Which kind yeye light be this? NEPA! Una papa blokos NEPA! Una mama toto 3 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Fulani BOII: See how Kano score that penariti Victor Ikeba Junior! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Brannyboss(m): 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
wandeay: Made in Nigeria EnglishesGuess this is your contribution to PINGLISH. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by emmanuel4758(m): 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
nigeria created pidgin english wy england squashify english but i luv pidgin die , |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by expanshun: 5:13pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by kingklaus(m): 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Ques1: U no go go skul 2day... Ans:I go goo(risin tone) Ques2:where ur papa? Ans:him no dey Ques3:ur mama nko? Ans:she comot 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by hoochay: 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
keke abeg drop me here.oga do u works here? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Yoshi-Master: Korota road ukor or go slow dey ya end ( hold up or traffic jam) |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bright007(f): 5:16pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
i will rather kill myself than commit suicide |
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