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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by OdenigboAroli(m): 7:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
Od31:

Wow,this is very heart warming. I actually understand the message, with ease.

Ol'boy,dem shop crase give you ?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
you doesn't have respect ...so u mean I go dey talking to u and u go dey waka away like say u deaf abi? you doesn't have respect ...so u mean I go dey talking to u and u go dey waka away like say u deaf abi? angry
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by na2day(m): 7:15pm On Jul 08, 2013
Abeg, give me orange make I lick! grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by harlos: 7:15pm On Jul 08, 2013
Od31:
dis one e yaf kill english finish cheesy
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2013
O'boy he be like say dis waka go get "K" leg.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by RedCard1(m): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2013
I go land u slap o... E be like say rain wan fall o. I don button new leg o (new shoe). Laugh wan kill me die.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by modath(f): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2013
Stegomiah: Enter your shoe and follow me

I'll tell my daddy for you


Did you attend GCA Lagos?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by guttentag(m): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2013
WHAT IS STRONG WITH YOU?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by vizboy(m): 7:18pm On Jul 08, 2013
Uncle uncle 2 are fighting here oh
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:20pm On Jul 08, 2013
O' bob se as body dey sweet me hmmm,

na Over skills na him dey worry Okocha.....

abeg na who know road to obalende....

Na who dey sell "cell"
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 7:21pm On Jul 08, 2013
vizboy: Uncle uncle 2 are fighting here oh

this really got me rib-cracking
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:22pm On Jul 08, 2013
guttentag: WHAT IS STRONG WITH YOU?

Na wetin dey worry u?
Ans: na the thing wen dey worry u, na him dey worry me. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Tcbaby(f): 7:23pm On Jul 08, 2013
*i go dey go
*they are callin you
*i lik come 2 my friend house
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jul 08, 2013
GooseBaba:

Keep it up... U need more training ...
Lol but i tried.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Demoladoc: 7:24pm On Jul 08, 2013
My eye is PUSHING me

Nneka u don IMPLICATE salt for that soup wey u dey cook

Mama sheri abeg arrange me one plate of jollof rice

Them swear for u?

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Webmoneycccom: 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2013
timpaker: why are you "fearing"?
Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show?

Ibo

'Prease', i don't 'rike' it!
If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy grin

yoruba
will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game?
'oney', am ome!


Ibadan girls:
Paylents risten to ur shiden, we are d lizards of 2moro, try 2 pay awa skufis and givus sand educasan.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by elder05(m): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2013
Warn yourself o! Before I vex. And if I vex, I go sound u!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2013
Tcbaby: *i go dey go
*they are callin you
*i lik come 2 my friend house

Police dey come oh, Na go I dey so..... I don zab oh....
Dey de' call u jor...
I go like show my friend place after...
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ovems(f): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2013
Question: Where is your mother?
Ans: she's on the house.

Your laugh dey make my laugh laf
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
Guy no let your shadow deceive you

Our politicians are stealing by trick

The person wey swear for you don die troway

Why you dey look like person wey see spirit

Malam go ask.. I dey craze? Me go answer: before nko?

The babe don take toto water cook for the guy

We go see for church. Eg beer parlor, asehwo joint and thinz
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:28pm On Jul 08, 2013
Ovems: Question: Where is your mother?
Ans: she's on the house.

Na be so, Emeka na were ur mama dey?

Mama dey inside house dey sleep..

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 7:29pm On Jul 08, 2013
"Why Shall i Shy" grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:29pm On Jul 08, 2013
Demoladoc:

Nneka u don IMPLICATE salt for that soup wey u dey cook

u?

Hahahaha ha ..... Salt don suffer
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:30pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: "Why Shall i Shy" grin

Na wetin go make me shy, dey no born dem well.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:32pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: "Why Shall i Shy" grin

Because I get liver..nothing dey par..
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 7:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
See as they guy dey misbehave like person wey juju dey romance.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by sova(m): 7:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
see ur kokoro is smal(ur dick is small)
ur papa
ur mama
ur ear no gt ntwk
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by sopoundz(m): 7:36pm On Jul 08, 2013
I don woundjure
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 7:37pm On Jul 08, 2013
GooseBaba:

Because I get liver..nothing dey par..
WildChild00:

Na wetin go make me shy, dey no born dem well.

Any attempt!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 7:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
sopoundz: I don woundjure

I go wound you oh
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by CaptainPlanet(m): 7:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
[color=#000099][/color] grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by darkashes(m): 7:40pm On Jul 08, 2013
1) and then when then.
2) what wil come an come an happen.
3) the rice have dawn.
4) haa..we have chop it.
5) daddy i have shine the shoe.
6) see my uncle have buy me something.
7) my biro is nor working.
cool cokoroach
9) the tv is doing shhh.
10) i want to barber my hair.
I used al this when i was young. Mehn its dead funny

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