Why are you doing like this now.... It's not good ohh.

Who dem catch na him be thief.

Why you dey hold prick like Michael Jackson

Comot make I see road..

In case of in-casity

My blood dey hot... Eye dey red

A stitch in time prevents further tear tear

"The President and vice-president were once a children"

"Please, exercise patience"

"The Police CP blamed it on accidental discharge"

"I want to receive fresh air"

"Wetin concern agbero with overload"

Allen kee: Food wey don don, don don.

Change that to proper English. It's difficult.
It was on Ay comedy skit and almost all the
celebs in attendance failed it except Ebube

FOOD THAT IS READY IS DEFINATELY READY.

I got it, right?

u put hand for toto ??
Bleep d worry me badly

gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

I dey hungry like say tomorrow no dey
Wetin dey worry you sef?
Abeg no disturb me oh
I get secondary school CERFITICATE
Abeg gi mi dat pangolo
Comot for road for ram

Seun should emlploy moderator to correct English writing in this forum

# She is my senior brother\sister# She is my senior brother\sister# She is my senior brother\sister

My stomach is turning me.

Why can't you flash me?

I went to go and see my friend

The can hear the smell the food

cool dey catch me. Hungry dey wire me, God don punish devil, see as him eye dey shine like thief man touch, headache dey worry me or headache dey wire me

Chop and quench

Chop alone die alone

See as that girl dey scratch her toto.. E be like say she get sweeti..

Even craze man dey look road before him cross, talkless of you wey never craze

Mummy thank you, I have BELLEFULL

Abeg dress make I sidon jor.
Na kabukabu I enter reach Cms.
Dat rice sweet no be small
this pikin no dey here word, I go beat am oh.

I donate my family on behalf of 20 million naira

Which fans you be? I am a CHELSEA FANS!

At all at all naim bad pass...

Look me well well, do I look like am joking

What is all this now...!!?

Abeg carry go.. Nothing do you

My guy you no get enemy.. More blessings

Do something before something do you

am talking to u,u are wakaring away...lol

Today traffic tire rapper oh and wear gale...

O'boy do u know who I am? Na who you be? Abi ur papa na oboh....

WildChild00:

Na wey dem cargo dis old thread frm na?

HahHahaha

The three both of you,enter your shoe and follow me...
If you run away,I resemble you.
I see you here,I see you there,are you twice

I will chop the life of my head.
I cannot come and go and die.

The three both of you,enter your shoe and follow me...
If you run away,I resemble you.
I see you here,I see you there,are you twice

I will chop the life of my head.
I cannot come and go and die.

Lol.

1.Pls i want 2 drop here driver 2.U dont kwn me talless of my father 3.Nepa bring light 4.Why u stayed 4 my door mouth 5.Is just now he comout 5.Do u know wam?

Our mumu don do....
U don shop food 2day.....
Out of all my childrenies John is the worstest...
This pikin too sturbon
see him eye like shine shine bobo

my oga no dey for how...i go tell ham if e come back

GooseBaba:

Why una dey try derail this sweet something. Aunty foreigner go drink water to cool your over-heating..

una wanna a piece of me

Na wa for una o! I no de follow una talk dos kain englsh o!
Na type I de type am

Bro arange somthin 4 me

Days be long
mehn i won lay pipe for dat girl tee
d girl dey tohtohri me
i wan go lick beer
keteh dey wori me
baba watz d moss
kasala go burst for hia
baba u don free ur guy
guy why u dey office me na

Why are you lying on me?

Den den den! I wee teeh mummy for yooooou!

Ntoooooi!!!

Mummy iyaff come!

See yah head!

-Yua head no korret sam-sammmm!
-E be like say yu deaf for eye
-No mind am, im no dey hear for aftanoon.
-Q.Shey yu know say you don craze finish? A. How yu come take know?

whiteeyes: I once asked my students to write an essay on "my best food" and give reasons. One particular essay read:
I like rice and beans a lot because
It use to make my brain stand up!

ha ha ha! I beg makeyou no kill me wit laugh. De brain lay down ne b4?