adaobi123:
Mehnn my mouth was so dry during that flight. Thank God I had gum in my pocket

ogugua88: [size=13pt]My flight from Italy to Nigeria (Alitalia) was easily one of the more "interesting" flights I've flown. I was with my brother and sister. We were late because of a one-hour delay from Frankfurt, so we were running through Fiumicino Airport like there was no tomorrow. We got to the gate 25 minutes late. I was already convinced that we had missed our flight. To our surprise, the flight was delayed as a good number of passengers had not yet presented themselves. They were showing up African time. The flight was also delayed due to excess carry-ons. It was as if everyone had a carry-on, even small kids. The storage in the plane was completely full. The flight attendants took luggage and put as many as they could in the flight attendant storage as well. The rest had to go under the plane with checked-in luggage.

So my siblings and I entered the plane. My sis and I were in front of my brother. As we walked the aisle, passengers, mostly men, brought out their phones and cameras and started snapping away. *flash flash flash*. Cameras flashing like they were paparazzi.

My sis and I had seats in the very back, and my brother's was one row in front. Initially, I thought that was a blessing. Na anti-blessing. Throughout the flight, people were queued in front of the restroom. As in, 6-10 men and women waiting in line at a time, which is against policy. Italian flight attendants no send for our matter at all. If it was elsewhere, those in queue would've been told to sit. A guy was actually toasting one girl in line. Imagine. What was worst was that it seemed as if all of them had full rectums at the same time. The kind of atomic bomb that the combined stenches concocted is comparable to no other stench. I had no choice but to enter as I was still wearing winter clothes as it was icy and snowing in Frankfurt, complete contrast of Lagos.

Six hours later, we were descending towards MMA. The plane was literally heading down. Flight attendants instructed us to put on our seatbelts. The light that tells passengers to remain belted and seated was on. One old mama youngi got up and headed towards the restroom. The flight attendant told her she had to remain seated. The old woman started arguing. "But I'm pressed!" The flight attendant instructed her again to return to her seat, put on her seat belt, and remain seated as it was for her own safety. The woman got angry and grumpy and started cursing the woman in her language as she went back to her seat. Lol.

The flight was grounded and we were finally getting up and ready to leave the plane. Jollof rice, puff puff, and dried meat were littered all over the floor of the plane. It was embarrassing. One could see the looks of frustration on the attendants' faces. I truly pitied them.

If that isn't annoyance, then I don't know what is lol.[/size]

lawizle:

Of all dat you wrote "old mama youngi" got me reeling...hope dey dint serve "Moinmoin" as well. =))˚°◦ see as ur laff <//>. won . comot my
_\\_ waist.

chucky234: Even Dana offer better food on board.

ItsModella:
hahahahahahahaha!! say what? and I thought Delta was crap...looks like they're better.

CFCfan:

Gum is always a lifesaver.

adaobi123:

That flight was just stress. I just thank God that BA were being greedy with their prices and we switched to KLM.

CFCfan:

The KLM flight attendants are modellas in their own right.

CFCfan:

The KLM flight attendants are modellas in their own right.

oche_ejemb: This morning, on my way to the Caribbean for the Easter break in my G5, I asked for a glass of champagne and the stewardess brought me Moet. That poison. I fired her immediately.

adaobi123:
K
KAI ! they are fine die. There was one flight attendant, over 6ft tall, blonde hair, amazing skin and she was nice. She walked past me and I turned back I was like 'chineke'. I couldn't stop staring at her

adaobi123:
K
KAI ! they are fine die. There was one flight attendant, over 6ft tall, blonde hair, amazing skin and she was nice. She walked past me and I turned back I was like 'chineke'. I couldn't stop staring at her

ItsModella:
I swear, their hostesses are hot, even the old ones still have some hotness going on.

chucky234: Lesbo spirit,I bind that spirit IJN,amen.

ItsModella:
I swear, their hostesses are hot, even the old ones still have some hotness going on.

CFCfan:

Girls can admire.

oche_ejemb: This morning, on my way to the Caribbean for the Easter break in my G5, I asked for a glass of champagne and the stewardess brought me Moet. That poison. I fired her immediately.

chucky234: Lesbo spirit,I bind that spirit IJN,amen.

oche_ejemb: This morning, on my way to the Caribbean for the Easter break in my G5, I asked for a glass of champagne and the stewardess brought me Moet. That poison. I fired her immediately.

CFCfan:

Girls can admire.

adaobi123:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I no be a lesbian o LOOOOL

adaobi123:

That flight was just stress. I just thank God that BA were being greedy with their prices and we switched to KLM.

adaobi123:
LOOOOOL if you saw her eh ! You no go sleep again throughout the flight.

adaobi123:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I no be a lesbian o LOOOOL

chucky234: What's with BA and high prices,yet they offer zero comfort.

CFCfan:
Wow. I have a thing for tall ladies o.
I bet she will guarantee your trust in her, more than Guarantee trust Bank.

CFCfan:

Shymexx is a witness to your claim

chucky234: What's with BA and high prices,yet they offer zero comfort.

adaobi123:
shymexxx if you ever see this, make you tell them I ain't no lezzy, I'm a red blooded woman !!

CFCfan:

They operate mostly old planes which require expensive maintenance regimen.
The average age of Emirates planes is 6.5 years.