chucky234: GTB thingz

GTbank. They may feed us more with quality trust.
I fit open account with them.

CFCfan:
Wow. I have a thing for tall ladies o.
I bet she will guarantee your trust in her, more than Guarantee trust Bank.

CFC ! You and your lines Kai

adaobi123:
Abi ? I no go fly am again

Abeg switch airline my sister

CFCfan:

I meant Shymexx will say u are straight.

Lool that's what I meant, I think

CFCfan:

GTbank. They may feed us more with quality trust.
I fit open account with them.

Na the surest ticket to smooth flying experience be that na

We need to stop this inferiority complex thing..... there is nothing wrong in beeing yourself.... most of he points OP is not only done by Nigerians.. obviousely the long distance flights the OP take is usually only to Nigeria... Try long distance flight to any country and you'll see the same thing.... since when dis a camera flash for 2secs disturb you reading a book in an over 6hour flight....

adaobi123:
CFC ! You and your lines Kai

Na so I see am.

Also, if u date someone like her, she may take u to your romantic zenith faster than Zenith Bank. Or the romantic union will last longer than Union Bank.

CFCfan:

Na so I see am.

Also, if u date someone like her, she may take u to your romantic zenith faster than Zenith Bank. Or the romantic union will last longer than Union Bank.

I'm done

Kai people no wan sleep on top this matter,even 37 guests wey no dey contribute anything just hang for fence dey peep wetin dey on inside here.
Sleep just dey slap me left,right and center,na by force night vigil be dis ooo.

chucky234: Kai people no wan sleep on top this matter,even 37 guests wey no dey contribute anything just hang for fence dey peep wetin dey on inside here.
Sleep just dey slap me left,right and center,na by force night vigil be dis ooo.

The topic dey interesting. E dey echo pass ECOBANK.

CFCfan:

The topic dey interesting. E dey echo pass ECOBANK.

STTOOOPPP

CFCfan:

The topic dey interesting. E dey echo pass ECOBANK.

EcoBank na bank

adaobi123:
STTOOOPPP

*In Ogugua's voice* Issorait.
I go make some ofe-akwu for you

chucky234: EcoBank na bank

True.

CFCfan:

*In Ogugua's voice* Issorait.
I go make some ofe-akwu for you

Ofe-akwu would be nice. I'm quite hungry, even though it's 3:10 am

adaobi123:
Ofe-akwu would be nice. I'm quite hungry, even though it's 3:10 am

U fit chop fish and chips, mixed with alomo bitters, in the morning

CFCfan:

U fit chop fish and chips, mixed with alomo bitters, in the morning

I've had enough with fish and Chips. Bring me proper naija food biko !! Let me balance well and eat.

adaobi123:
I've had enough with fish and Chips. Bring me proper naija food biko !! Let me balance well and eat.

Noted! Ofe-akwu is on the way.

Please don't get me started
Don't get me started on our people

You are just walking jejely pulling your trendy carry on looking for your gate number at JFK or Atlanta airport and all of a sudden,you hear some loud chattering at a corner ,like you were approaching Ogbete market
You don't need anyone to tell you that you have arrived at your gate.
The stench that will hit you eh
Lord have mercy
Come and see assorted Ghana must go carry on luggage
You can't even find a spot to sit
Gosh I hate flying with some of these Naija Summer vacationers returning home
They are so loud
So bush
They don't obey rules
They won't even wait to hear their zones announced and they want to get on the plane
As soon as the plane starts boarding,they get in line only to be turned away because their zone is yet to be announced
How about their number of hand luggage?

Every passenger knows you are only allowed one carry on and one handbag or backpack or computer bag
The nigerians returning from vacation refuse to obey that simple instruction
They come to to the airport and proceed to fill up two Ghana must go bags from more shopping and start arguing with the people at the gate boarding them,clogging up the line and delaying everyone.
I felt like punching one last time

Then sit beside them,they will start making mouth about their good life in Nigeria,their Dubai trips and how they come to America annually
Duh!
Who wants to know
I can tell you got that watch from Walgreens for 9.99 please stop all the posing abeg

CFCfan:
Noted! Ofe-akwu is on the way.

Berra
Over 40 people are viewing this topic and only 3 posting

^^^
$9 watch! U have finished them

Una never see anything , i live in india, come see the way they behave in the plane, they are worst man .

egoldman: Una never see anything , i live in india, come see the way they behave in the plane, they are worst man .

Waz your business in India ?

I don't know why people are saying its not only Nigerians that do it so the OP is wrong/has a complex/doesn't travel much/insert bs here.

Because its not only Nigerians that do these things doesn't make it any less annoying or wrong. And yes travelling with a lot of Nigerians is always an experience with our typical unruly behaviour.

I really like the original post. It was very witty, good banter. The kind of stuff you read and you are like " I know right!!!".

adaobi123:
Berra
Over 40 people are viewing this topic and only 3 posting

Na we get Nairaland.

CFCfan:

Na we get Nairaland.

*fist pumps*

adaobi123:
*fist pumps*

*Fist pumps back*

adaobi123:
Berra
Over 40 people are viewing this topic and only 3 posting

thread has been derailed like a runaway train.

You and CFC don dey toast unaselves; we stand for sideline dey watch una.

Kay-Dee:


thread has been derailed like a runaway train.

You and CFC don dey toast unaselves; we stand for sideline dey watch una.

Abi we are interesting ?

Kay-Dee:


thread has been derailed like a runaway train.

You and CFC don dey toast unaselves; we stand for sideline dey watch una.

My skin never burn o.

adaobi123:
Abi we are interesting ?

Even a madman dancing in the market square is entertaining to watch