chucky234: The babe dey do serious shopping ooo,forget that pen and pencil Woolsworth ooo

CFCfan:

I go like see Stamford Bridge, since I'm a CFCfan.

chucky234: The babe dey do serious shopping ooo,forget that pen and pencil Woolsworth ooo

chucky234: Na Adobi and Shymexx go handle that one,na small thing

obowunmi: Now, I mostly fly first or business class - problem solved.

when I was a student, I suffered in Economy class -

chucky234: Na Adobi and Shymexx go handle that one,na small thing

CFCfan:
Sharp guy!!

I fit even send am friend request too.

lawizle:

How much is 1st class.

adaobi123:
Whattt ? I'm lost here
*Adaobi

chucky234: Send am she go accept,no tell her say you dey Yankee ooo make she no think say you wan increase her shopping allowance.

chucky234: Send am she go accept,no tell her say you dey Yankee ooo make she no think say you wan increase her shopping allowance.

CFCfan:

He was saying that when I go to London, you and shymexx will take me to Stamford Bridge.

adaobi123:
Whattt ? I'm lost here
*Adaobi

CFCfan:

Noted. You don send am friend request?

chucky234: Since na

chucky234: Wetin be the difference,you dey treat the name like say royal name,ordinary Adaobi.

CFCfan:

I don check. The pic wey I see na her mama own.

adaobi123:
You guys eh ! And you have the nerve to say that us girls are golddiggers !!!!

CFCfan: If u board Lufthansa or Asian carriers, they will certainly feed you more.

CFCfan:

We are just being friendly. That's all.

CFCfan:

I don check. The profile wey I see na her mama own.

adaobi123:
Unlike British airways ! Can you imagine, during the whole flight I only had a cup of juice at the beginning and water during dinner. And I asked for more juice and they stinkly refused.

CFCfan:

We are just being friendly. That's all.

chucky234: Kai na yawal be that ooo,all the same I go tell her mama say meet and the daughter meet for Woolworths for London when she come do shopping,I sure say her mama no know wetin dem call Woolworths no not talk of say na pen and pencil shop.

adaobi123:
Unlike British airways ! Can you imagine, during the whole flight I only had a cup of juice at the beginning and water during dinner. And I asked for more juice and they stinkly refused.

CFCfan:

BA! They don fall hand o. Just 1 cup of juice?
That's pathetic.

adaobi123:
It's my name, so spell it correctly

adaobi123:
Unlike British airways ! Can you imagine, during the whole flight I only had a cup of juice at the beginning and water during dinner. And I asked for more juice and they stinkly refused.

CFCfan:

BA! They don fall hand o. Just 1 cup of juice?
That's pathetic.

2legit2qwt:

That's commendable. American Airline will server you peanut and soda

ogugua88: [size=13pt]My flight from Italy to Nigeria (Alitalia) was easily one of the more "interesting" flights I've flown. I was with my brother and sister. We were late because of a one-hour delay from Frankfurt, so we were running through Fiumicino Airport like there was no tomorrow. We got to the gate 25 minutes late. I was already convinced that we had missed our flight. To our surprise, the flight was delayed as a good number of passengers had not yet presented themselves. They were showing up African time. The flight was also delayed due to excess carry-ons. It was as if everyone had a carry-on, even small kids. The storage in the plane was completely full. The flight attendants took luggage and put as many as they could in the flight attendant storage as well. The rest had to go under the plane with checked-in luggage.

So my siblings and I entered the plane. My sis and I were in front of my brother. As we walked the aisle, passengers, mostly men, brought out their phones and cameras and started snapping away. *flash flash flash*. Cameras flashing like they were paparazzi.

My sis and I had seats in the very back, and my brother's was one row in front. Initially, I thought that was a blessing. Na anti-blessing. Throughout the flight, people were queued in front of the restroom. As in, 6-10 men and women waiting in line at a time, which is against policy. Italian flight attendants no send for our matter at all. If it was elsewhere, those in queue would've been told to sit. A guy was actually toasting one girl in line. Imagine. What was worst was that it seemed as if all of them had full rectums at the same time. The kind of atomic bomb that the combined stenches concocted is comparable to no other stench. I had no choice but to enter as I was still wearing winter clothes as it was icy and snowing in Frankfurt, complete contrast of Lagos.

Six hours later, we were descending towards MMA. The plane was literally heading down. Flight attendants instructed us to put on our seatbelts. The light that tells passengers to remain belted and seated was on. One old mama youngi got up and headed towards the restroom. The flight attendant told her she had to remain seated. The old woman started arguing. "But I'm pressed!" The flight attendant instructed her again to return to her seat, put on her seat belt, and remain seated as it was for her own safety. The woman got angry and grumpy and started cursing the woman in her language as she went back to her seat. Lol.

The flight was grounded and we were finally getting up and ready to leave the plane. Jollof rice, puff puff, and dried meat were littered all over the floor of the plane. It was embarrassing. One could see the looks of frustration on the attendants' faces. I truly pitied them.

If that isn't annoyance, then I don't know what is lol.[/size]