dsaintJ4Real: Happy bday...
What do you wish for yourself? ***with a sly look***

Recharge card sent to the number in my signature. That's what I wish from you

Foxy_Ultimate:

Recharge card sent to the number in my signature. That's what I wish from you

ITbomb: Any relation to the Hades and Minions?

Talking about what my Oga.... Come out fully na

dsaintJ4Real:

Good, very good...i don catch am
Remember i said earlier i wish u 10 times what you wish...ME!
Comply....!

Mazi_Omenuko: Happy birthday!

Get yourself a good birthday gift, a nice c'un't dripping wet with olive oil won't be a bad place to start

I will but then I want a gift from you....

Tell Mynd_44 to unban me

Foxy_Ultimate:

Ehm.... Oya... If I no here my fone do message tone eh... I go ban you like Mynd_44 dish me 10 days ban for Lit/Writing section

Imprida: Happy birthday

dsaintJ4Real:

Tyrant!! imagine on your bday

Foxy_Ultimate:

I will but then I want a gift from you....

Tell Mynd_44 to unban me

Foxy_Ultimate:


Stop using my traditional abi na customary name na. This is supposed
to be an ajebo wedding. If my name dey hard you pronounce, use, Joey

nichole2: Ewo 9ice. Don come. , I love u 9ice please am at de. Vip corner , winking at u , just con pick me , make we dance tonight .

princesa: crazy people who are imagining things

Rap maestro:
same 2 u too ...

FoxyUltimate:
I was wondering where to post this stuff but then, what am I suppose to have done if not bring it to my loving family. A family who outrightly understands the kind of person they are dealing with. A family that had done so many things for me when it comes to literature.

Nairaland my beloveth family.

I won't say I was much of a writer when I joined Nairaland.. I only discovered that prose writing part of me (born poet) when I read through a legend's tale.... "Adamawa Girls 1 & 2" written by Pdude (Porndude). It was eye opening and I decided to try writing for the first time albeit with caution. I started with the language I felt more comfortable with, Pidgin English. I continued in that trend until someone pointed out that I needed to use the Queen's English and then spice it up with Pidgin English to get the desired humour.

I switched to using it and I must say, it got me a huge fan base. Well, what did I get in return... I was regularly banned by them moderators for being me but I still did not bulge. My love for writing and hate from being cut off from something I love doing made me to create other monikers using the same Alias "FOXY". It was great as I had done one work or another with each Alias. Alias which were opened when i discover that my ban had extended from hours to weeks, to even months ---- no thanks to Mukina2 for banning Foxybone for like 6 months.

FOXYBONE
FOXY_REBIRTH
YELLOW_MOSQUITO
FOXY_VERSION7
FOXY_ULTIMATE

All the monikers up there had contributed immensely to different section of Nairaland and I must say that I am proud to have them all. They each represent a transformation in my life.

FOXYBONE--- Had this name as part of a Rap sensation in Secondary School. Crazybone, Lazybone, Fleshybone(now late) and my humble self Foxybone. It was banned for 3 months during the garri revolution.

FOXY_REBIRTH ---- This was given birth to during the garri revolution. Damn, I was like an arrow head during that period. I changed after discovering the length of my ban so instead I resorted to being an advocate of peace. Go through he posts of Foxy_Rebirth and you will discover that he never had a quarrel with any one. Not even that dccck Sexkillz.

YELLOW_MOSQUITO --- Given birth to when people likened my writing style and pattern to the Nerd Red Mosquito. To add fun to the whole matter, I created Yellow Mosquito, the sarcastic one that has a ready answer for anybody that comes fighting. Well, since RedMosquito disappeared from the scene, Yellow_Mosquito went into hibernation pending when Red-Moss will resurface.

FOXY_VERSION 7 --- This one is crazy. Never lasted long before he was issued an everlasting ban by that Moderator called Mukina2. All he did was say some things about living forever before he was silenced. Damn!!! Loud mouthed people die the quickest.

FOXY_ULTIMATE --- My humble self. This one contains every personality the other Monikers displays. He catches fun, fights, jokes, get banned and could be very sarcastic if he choses. One complicated dude I must say.

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Why did I take the time to talk about all them monikers? It baffles me but then I wanted people to understand the real person behind the handle. Most people always say that we all put on masks because we hide behind our PCs and Phones but then I want you all to know that same way you relate to me here is the same way you can relate to me else where. One gentle, fun loving, non-discriminating, cool headed nice guy and lest I forget, very handsome (at least some people told me that).

It's my birthday 3 days from today (18th April), so why should I not reveal the real me. The same Foxybone that had matured through the years surfing on Nairaland. I sure need an award, even if it is "Person with most handle", I will sure appreciate it.


Y'all can begin wishing me a happy birthday from today, my number is right there on my signature, show some love by sending me texts. I promise to call back and thank you in return. Use the MTN---


Dear Moderator, your birthday gift to me should be to move this to the front-page. Thanks...


Thanks Y'all----

Joseph Success (FOXYBONE)