DUMBEST LAWS:
It is illegal to go within 100
yards of the queen when not
wearing hose, socks or
stockings. (United Kingdom)
It is illegal for children to use
towels as capes and jump from
houses pretending to be
superman. (Bromide,
Oklahoma)
All men driving motorcycles
must wear shirts. (Minnesota)
One may be jailed for wearing
a hat while dancing, or even
for wearing a hat to a function
where dancing is taking place.
(Fargo, ND)
A girl must have written
permission from her father
before she can wear a mini
skirt that is more than 4 inch
above her knee. (Belgium)
It is illegal to lie down and fall
asleep in a cheese factory.
(South Dakota)
One may not sniff glue.
(Indiana)
In order for a pickle to officially
be considered a pickle, itmust
bounce. (Connecticut)
You may not open a soda
bottle without the supervision
of a licensed engineer. (Tulsa,
Oklahoma)