Enegod: one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!

...how many u get?

careytommy:

Hey babe, im 'just Carey'

Genovese: Bt she z gonna be very gud on bed

andyanders: Came across one like that in Nigeria when I was still a bachelor. She was a bundle of beauty and I couldn't even quantify her beauty, but one thing I noticed was that I keep getting complements from people around that the lady was too beautiful.She came in and started staying with me.All she could do was to tell me she her name and that is from Ikare, Ekiti State.
I only remeMbered one thing whenever we sleep together,while having intimacy, she will be telling me that I was defiling her. I keep wondering what she meant by that statement. After the intimacy, she will sprinkle water into her eyes before she can sleep.
One day she came back late and I started questioning her why she was coming back late around 19.30 pm. She stood at a place and never said a word. After about 5 mins, I called Jesus, she shouted and said I shouldn't call that name, I shouted Jesus and she shouted back again and said I should not call that name, and I called her name, she shouted and said her name was not Fumi, that her name was Harare.
I was afraid and kept mute, by then, all her beautiful hairs and stood straight and her eyeballs changed and I became afraid and never shouted Jesus because then, I go to church, one or twice a year.Later as kept looking at her, she now sat down and said I should forget her that something was wrong with her life and that something keep coming into her and

it was someone that dropped her off from the sea that night.






The next morning, she left for work and I ran to my friend and narrated to him what happened.He took me to his pastor and they prayed for me and told me that I was lucky that the lady was possesed and married to spiritual husband.That it was the man that was speaking through her.
I was advised to bring her. I told her that we should go to church and she accepted and the day I was ready to to the church, she declined. I had to sell a story to her that my mother was coming and wouldn't want to see a lady with me. That was how I packed her things and dropped them off to her office at Ikeja. I ran away and later went for deliverance. Spiritual ladies and men are all operating.It is real

buklan4real@yah:



na God save u ooooo.

guyz watch n pray o

kekakuz:
10 Signs That You’re Sleeping
With A Mammy Water
This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!

carr96:

...how many u get?

Enegod: do u care to be among them, swtie?

buklan4real@yah:


ONI SE KUSE NI E

poshdiva:

Dem dey tell u say u go die na dat one still dey your mind. Chai!

Enegod: one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!

1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building

REMMEI: ....she is definately gonna be the next on the menu...i wanna date and eat a fish.

andyanders: Came across one like that in Nigeria when I was still a bachelor. She was a bundle of beauty and I couldn't even quantify her beauty, but one thing I noticed was that I keep getting complements from people around that the lady was too beautiful.She came in and started staying with me.All she could do was to tell me she her name and that is from Ikare, Ekiti State.
I only remeMbered one thing whenever we sleep together,while having intimacy, she will be telling me that I was defiling her. I keep wondering what she meant by that statement. After the intimacy, she will sprinkle water into her eyes before she can sleep.
One day she came back late and I started questioning her why she was coming back late around 9.30 pm. She stood at a place and never said a word. After about 5 mins, I called Jesus, she shouted and said I shouldn't call that name, I shouted Jesus and she shouted back again and said I should not call that name, and I called her name, she shouted and said her name was not Fumi, that her name was Harare.
I was afraid and kept mute, by then, all her beautiful hairs stood straight and her eyeballs changed and I became afraid and never shouted Jesus because then, I go to church, one or twice a year.Later as I kept looking at her, she now sat down and said I should forgive her that something was wrong with her life and that something keep coming into her and it was someone that dropped her off from the sea that night.
The next morning, she left for work and I ran to my friend and narrated to him what happened.He took me to his pastor and they prayed for me and told me that I was lucky to be alive and that the lady was possesed and married to spiritual husband.That it was the man that was speaking through her. hat it was because I was not treating the lady bad hence I was not killed.
I was advised to bring her. I told her that we should go to church and she accepted and the day I was ready to to the church, she declined. I had to sell a story to her that my mother was coming and wouldn't want to see a lady with me. That was how I packed her things and dropped them off to her office at Ikeja. I ran away and later went for deliverance. Spiritual ladies and men are all operating.It is real

kekakuz:
10 Signs That You’re Sleeping
With A Mammy Water
This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!

D-Explorer:
What a thread! Hahaha
OP rename this thread. 10 signs that you're doomed!

andyanders: I became afraid and never shouted Jesus because then, I go to church, one or twice a year.Later as I kept looking at her,

quicksylva: This part got me Cracking! After wen u don panel beat d p...us...s.y wella, u won come dey form prayer warrior, u get luck say she no dash u spiritual slap for dat ur mouth self.