ohhh how i wish that poor cow would make it and go of old age..
the blazes is a 24yr old teenager?!

inaluf: The police at Sango Ota, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, have arrested a cow following the killing of a 24-year old teenager identified as Azeez Salako at Ilata area of Ota, a suburb of Ogun State.

P.M.NEWS gathered that youths in Ilata Ota were planning to hold a carnival on Saturday 27 April, 2013 and there was an argument between some of the youths which led to a fight and one of the boys identified as Dayo broke a bottle which he used to stab Salako in the neck and he bled to death.
When the police arrived at the scene of the fracas everyone had fled leaving behind the cow bought for slaughter during the carnival and the police arrested the cow and took it to the station where it is currently being detained. When P.M.NEWS visited Sango Area Command where the incident was reported, both the Area Commander ACP Titi Kayode and the Divisional Police Officer (DPO) in charge of Sango Division CSP Dibie were not available for comment. However, a source at the station who confirmed the incident on condition of anonymity said the suspected killer is on the run as no arrest has been made.

“Both the Area Commander and the DPO are not around now. We are still investigating the matter as no arrest has been made. The person who was alleged to have stabbed the deceased is on the run. It is only the cow the youths wanted to use for the carnival that was brought from the scene,” said the source.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/04/30/police-arrest-cow-over-murder/

oky mr cow can u please tel us ur name nd address.nd dont fail to include ur date of birth in ur statement

ichommy: No need to contribute money for the DPO daugther's wedding, Cow don show up. Shey nah the cow kill the guy, Ota Bo!s It is well.

LWKMD

Naija police force don dey lose am!

tinuolababy: RIP to the dead but wait o, r Tђξ police charging the Cow for murder or what

E b like say police go use d cow do their own carnival.

The cow go dey wonder wetin him do, by just looking around and wondering y everybody they look am

Inasmuch as this thread could be funny, it is a true picture of what happens in our country: In a crime scene any person that unfortunately passes there would be arrested and called the criminal. Many in detention, prisons, etc got there through this.

Dey jst transferred dat police 4rm Agege pencinema division to ogun state. Police men in pencinema are habours of criminals.

Rick9: [size=21pt] I dont want to sat 1 thing now and D 24 Yrs old Teenager will say its another thing. [/size]

LWTMB

This is standard practice all over the world.
An animal responsible for the death of a human being should be confiscated.
I wonder what is funny or bizarre about this.

solomon111: This is standard practice all over the world.
An animal responsible for the death of a human being should be confiscated.
I wonder what is funny or bizarre about this.

Standard? and what is the cow gonna do?

"dayo stabbed salako"? That means u alredi knw who committed d murder y arrest a cow? Declare dayo wanted #lobatan

I guess the cow would face "MOO-der" charges.This is a "Ho-MOO-cide" case.Ha!

abifoluwa: Standard? and what is the cow gonna do?

it is consficated,so as to prevent it from harming other humans.

ritux: Is 24 year old a teenager?

I wonder

Tolexander: [size=20pt]They should arrest the killer for murder case and the cow for suya case![/size]

LMAOW

Wonder shall never end

Johnklein: "dayo stabbed salako"? That means u alredi knw who committed d murder y arrest a cow? Declare dayo wanted #lobatan

Abi ooo My broda, at least dem Dayo get family. Poor cow am sorry for you oooo and the unknown punishment you dey serve. But no worry sha the police go bail you when the DPO get any party.

24 yrs old TEENAGR

...For killing a 24yr old 'teenager'? Smh...

Tolexander: [size=20pt]They should arrest the killer for murder case and the cow for suya case![/size]

LOBAATAN

Free cow for DPO to take do burial

The cow is just an exhibit. The heading is wrong

Men in black arrested the cow cos it was found at the crime scene as a witness Pls interrogate the cow well.

once great country is now the theatre of the absurd...if we do small thing right,then we can do the big things right...life is made of little details,we may laugh n joke about it,but everything is part of the bigger pic

STATE NEWS: president jonathan said nd i quote 'we ar ontop of d situation nd we av setup a comitea to luk into it. Bt 4 nw d only 'suspect or witnes' (4 nw we dont know where it belong) is a cow. Bt am sure if na obama na jst a sentence (u av picked d wrong town nd we wil catch u,nowhere to hide).

ritux: Is 24 year old a teenager?

thats exactly wat i want to ask OP

mike404:

Eww

ritux: Is 24 year old a teenager?

ritux: Is 24 year old a teenager?

Nigerians don't grow up.Full grown adults usually calls themselves boys and girls as in the way they see themselves for real.They think they are babies and they act like babies.

Police please go and look for Dayo
I hope the cow is a strategy ploy
to lure any one who comes as bait
And behold you will be behind bars
hehehehehe.....NPF i hail