WHICH NAIJA TRIBE IS THE
DUMBEST.. (Lol)

1) Hausa Man man who removes
his shoes to enter a taxi

2) Igbo man who goes to the
the
bank with a spanner to open a
bank account

3) A Yoruba man who went to
bed with a ruler just to know
how
long he has slept

4) A Tiv who watches news on
tv
and waves at a news reader

5) An Efik nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply because
she forgot to give him sleeping
pills

6) An Igala man who lowers his
tv
volume because he wants to
read
a text message

7) An Edo man who sprays
himself with Mortein to keep
mosquitoes away

An Ikwere man who polishes
his shoes to take a passportsize
photo

9) An Isoko man who climbed a
mango tree to check if the
mango
was ripe enough, then came
down and started stoning.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM

I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."

paulinemimi: I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."

If I get it 4 u, will u marry me?