ikechukz: I think so.Especially if their punny oozed real bad...

You wickedoooooooooo.

RedBenson: @greatgod2012, having time to mark down my username on an ananimous public forum whereby even if u see me on the road, u wont event know it's me is a complete waste of ur time. However, i'll advice u find somthing better doing than being on nairaland marking down people's usernames for frivolity cases. It will pay u better even if it's to sell perewinkle in the market.

That being said, am off for medicine.

As for others, hmmmmmm, will be ride back soon.

O boy, eeeeya, what a childish post that i marked your username does not mean i will hate you in real life or i wont relate with you well if we come across each other, but what i mean by marking your username is that i have already marked you out as a poster with low IQ.........so, i pray for you, may God heal and restore your brain....... Amen.

I was gonna contribute until I read the comments.

Hitting the back button

greatgod2012:


O boy, eeeeya, what a childish post that i marked your username does not mean i will hate you in real life or i wont relate with you well if we come across each other, but what i mean by marking your username is that i have already marked you out as a poster with low IQ.........so, i pray for you, may God heal and restore your brain....... Amen.

Bwahahahaha!! don kill me with this prayer o!

Hmmm. This thread is going south

Mynd_44: Hmmm. This thread is going south

Shall we try east instead?

SniperInADiaper:

Shall we try east instead?

No

This kid needs serious help.
Imagine his first post ever on Nairaland. WTF?


Have You Read This? What Would You Do? by RedBenson: 9:51pm On May 16
As a guy-man and as a lady-woman, if u are given Mrs. P. Jona (1st lady) pussicat and Mr. Jona (presido) cork respectively to warm ur bed in a night, how would u manage it for the night?

Lols, u better dont think am naughty!

***waiting for responses***

Baba Oyo: This kid needs serious help.
Imagine his first post ever on Nairaland. WTF?


Have You Read This? What Would You Do? by RedBenson: 9:51pm On May 16
As a guy-man and as a lady-woman, if u are given Mrs. P. Jona (1st lady) pussicat and Mr. Jona (presido) cork respectively to warm ur bed in a night, how would u manage it for the night?

Lols, u better dont think am naughty!

***waiting for responses***

lmao baba oyo,ma koba omolomo,dakun file,omode lon'se he will soon grow up

Am so disappointed @ d op......u jez showed 2 d whole NL dt u r an illiterate literate.....I pray 4 God's widom and understanding upon ur life......KIZO

I was going to post a reply to the topic until I saw that dear poster is actually a perverted nincompoop...

Why do i've vast influx of ingrates and derailers on this my precious thread?

byvan:


The pain is unimaginable,the mind cannot conceive the degree of this pain but women get used to it ,that's why they don't mind going through it severally.

@Bolded

Actually, some women do mind and do not get used to the pain but in Nigeria, as a woman you don't have a choice or a say in the matter. If you don't manufacture a certain number of children and preferably male children too, your marriage is at stake. You know Nigerian in-laws will be standing by to throw out all your suitcases from their son's house and have you replaced with another woman willing to be a baby making factory/machine without question.

That is why my female children will not be marrying from the dark continent. The cultural norms are too barbaric towards females. FACT. And I just can't stand seeing my offspring bugged down by negative African cultural norms.

ikechukz: I think so.Especially if their punny oozed real bad...

LOL, be nice!

dasparrow:

@Bolded

Actually, some women do mind and do not get used to the pain but in Nigeria, as a woman you don't have a choice or a say in the matter. If you don't manufacture a certain number of children and preferably male children too, your marriage is at stake. You know Nigerian in-laws will be standing by to throw out all your suitcases from their son's house and have you replaced with another woman willing to be a baby making factory/machine without question.

That is why my female children will not be marrying from the dark continent. The cultural norms are too barbaric towards females. FACT. And I just can't stand seeing my offspring bugged down by negative African cultural norms.

Don't you ever insult the cultural norms of our dear continent.You may embrace the culture of your supreme masters that brought slavery/backwardness to africa.If homosexuality had emanated from africa you ll be among those shouting barbaric african culture but it's now civilization and human right because it's a foreign culture.Africa may not be a perfect society but don't rub it in our faces.You are not the first to emigrate off the shores of africa and you definitely won't be the last.


@op,grow up kid.

You can only be scared of labour pains with your first child, when I say women, I am actually referring to Naija women.

byvan: You can only be scared of labour pains with your first child, when I say women, I am actually referring to Naija women.

Really?I was more scared of labour pains with my second because then i knew wassup.With my first,i read and did all kain research.Went for hypnotherapy classes,breathing,positive reinforcements bla bla.I did birth plan,water birth,in short i was soo calm about it.I said absolutely no pain relief maybe gas but i was going to go strictly au naturelle.

The pain was a shock to my well prepared system .Birth plan flew right outta the window .I wanted ALL the pain relief available.It was long tedious tiring and i did not care if it was a machine delivering me i just wanted the baby out.

At number 2,my birth plan was simple:Epidural .Dats all.Fortunately or unfortunately bobo was too impatient, i was 8cm dilated in 4 hrs and he was out before you could say bobo.

At OP,may God grant prayer for you amin loruko jesu.Cos thats one sick perverted mind you've got there.

****And too think there are actually sickos like this who might be gynaes****shudders.

May God help us all.

damiso:

At number 2,my birth plan was simple:Epidural .Dats alll.

Lmao!! There's nothing as good as an epidural during labor. I don't know what it feels like to be high but I would imagine the feeling with an epidural is darn near close to it!!

Lol at your super abbreviated birth plan!!

Damiso you be fear fear woman,lol! deliver a baby completely the natural way and you ll never fear labour pains.most hospitals here ll not even give you the option of epidural or preferred delivery method.i think carrying a pregnancy is more tedious IMO.I don't think ll be scared or are you ?maybe because they never gave a choice, hence, the pain no fit shake me after the first.You and your birth plans package really made me laugh.

byvan: Damiso you be fear fear woman,lol! deliver a baby completely the natural way and you ll never fear labour pains.most hospitals here ll not even give you the option of epidural or preferred delivery method.i think carrying a pregnancy is more tedious IMO.I don't think ll be scared or are you ?maybe because they never gave a choice, hence, the pain no fit shake me after the first.You and your birth plans package really made me laugh.

I agree. .I was soooo confident.I kept telling people this was what God created my body to do so the pain is really not that bad.All this UK midwives with their yeye birthing classes sell you the myth.Then you now tell them how you want it to go in your birth plan like you can plan the thing.As soon as i got into the birthing pool for my water birth i did a massive poo and never went back into it.

So of course by no 2 i decided to go the american way,pass the meds baby .I was also now a mum and now more confident so no yeye midwife or consultant would try to bamboozle me into all those aromatherapy,hypno birth seren ren.

damiso:

I agree. .I was soooo confident.I kept telling people this was what God created my body to do so the pain is really not that bad.All this UK midwives with their yeye birthing classes sell you the myth.Then you now tell them how you want it to go in your birth plan like you can plan the thing.As soon as i got into the birthing pool for my water birth i did a massive poo and never went back into it.

So of course by no 2 i decided to go the american way,pass the meds baby .I was also now a mum and now more confident so no yeye midwife or consultant would try to bamboozle me into all those aromatherapy,hypno birth seren ren.

You must be a very funny woman!

hunnnmmn...so 'ninu ikoko dudu ni eko funfun ti jale'what a gud topic from a foolish teen.you got a gud topic bt ur comment spoil it all.try to learn boy!!!!