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Letter To The Skirt Owners by pcaliphate(m): 4:11pm On Jun 05, 2013
The Skirt Owners have gone Insane again
You want a good guy with a very good style
But your search is linked with a truthful lie.
You end up with a guy who trousers are seeking for help
Then in brevity, you cry of broken heart which was done by lep
Tears rolls down to the street of shame
Then you bounce back putting all the guys in the basket of blame
SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.

You pour disguised sands on your face
Looking like a masqurade ready to take a race
Your attitude is low even though you are not a battery
But your fake act warrants series of mockery
You are black and i know you can't afford an ice cream strawberry
Then how come you are familiar with the carton of a blackberry
OH SOMEBODY! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.

I thought you will stop, I thought it was clear
I never knew you will reduce your age by a year
Just to get married with any male that comes by your way
After series of guys approached you on that certain month of may
In brevity and absolute conclusion
You stand at a bustop waiting for a man, what an illusion!
SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.
Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by speeder(m): 4:29pm On Jun 05, 2013
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Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by Youngpo413: 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2013
Hmmmmm
Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by Caracta(f): 10:28pm On Jun 05, 2013
Is this a poem or what?
Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by MrCork: 10:51am On Jun 06, 2013
pcaliphate: The Skirt Owners have gone Insane again
You want a good guy with a very good style
But your search is linked with a truthful lie.
You end up with a guy who trousers are seeking for help
Then in brevity, you cry of broken heart which was done by lep
Tears rolls down to the street of shame
Then you bounce back putting all the guys in the basket of blame
SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.

You pour disguised sands on your face
Looking like a masqurade ready to take a race
Your attitude is low even though you are not a battery
But your fake act warrants series of mockery
You are black and i know you can't afford an ice cream strawberry
Then how come you are familiar with the carton of a blackberry
OH SOMEBODY! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.

I thought you will stop, I thought it was clear
I never knew you will reduce your age by a year
Just to get married with any male that comes by your way
After series of guys approached you on that certain month of may
In brevity and absolute conclusion
You stand at a bustop waiting for a man, what an illusion!
SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.




..bro i dontgerrrrit..u where skirt?? undecided
Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by Nobody: 11:50am On Jun 06, 2013
I must say this is nice...
Using ones head to build up this write-up is not an easy task.

I commend you but I have few things I would like to correct.
However I wouldn't because I do not think I am in the best position to criticize this great work of art by a prospective great artist.
Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by Oahray: 12:05pm On Jun 06, 2013
Wow! This would have been a masterpiece, just that...
It lacks substance, a clear message, style, direction, and ultimately makes no sense at all angry
What has skirt got to do with the mumbo jumbo up there?

An insult to poetry or whatever you call this thing you wrote.

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