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This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by obynocj(m): 10:41am On Jun 07, 2013
WOMEN YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story cuz I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men
If you DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly
If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS, a walk over;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u DO, he says you are CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE
If u DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD
If he SCOLDS u, it's because he CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL. (yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
14. If u send this info to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
but if you don't, they say u are selfish...

HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?
We know we're sometimes hard to please but keep trying please..
more on http://revealzone..com/2013/06/this-is-why-it-is-generally-impossible.html

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Mybox(m): 11:11am On Jun 07, 2013
True talk my dear. Am a guy n bt dat doesnt stop me 4rm sayn d truth
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jun 07, 2013
very true.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jun 07, 2013
How can I guy post this ?


Op, you be woman wrapper !

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jun 07, 2013
I guess this is how you treat your girl. We are not all like you. Original men still exist that tell it as it is.

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by slymm(f): 4:53pm On Jun 07, 2013
When will grown ups stop playing with rule books that mean nothing? Tick tock...time is ticking, get with the programme. No rules or lists in this game of love.

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Exponental(m): 4:59pm On Jun 07, 2013
obynocj:
WOMEN YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story cuz I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men
If you DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly
If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS, a walk over;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u DO, he says you are CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE
If u DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD
If he SCOLDS u, it's because he CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL. (yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
14. If u send this info to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
but if you don't, they say u are selfish...

HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?
We know we're sometimes hard to please but keep trying please..
more on http://revealzone..com/2013/06/this-is-why-it-is-generally-impossible.html
u aint sure of ur posts. Why confirm no 6 n 10 n ignoring others?
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by fulli16(m): 4:59pm On Jun 07, 2013
come and try me...u wont have any these problems listed above
i assure you
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Exponental(m): 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2013
obynocj:
WOMEN YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story cuz I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men
If you DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly
If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS, a walk over;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u DO, he says you are CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE
If u DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD
If he SCOLDS u, it's because he CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL. (yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
14. If u send this info to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
but if you don't, they say u are selfish...

HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?
We know we're sometimes hard to please but keep trying please..
more on http://revealzone..com/2013/06/this-is-why-it-is-generally-impossible.html
u aint sure of ur posts. Why confirm no 6 n 10 n ignoring others?
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by dhammer(m): 6:17pm On Jun 07, 2013
Its truely disappointing to know that this was written by a guy.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jun 07, 2013
You puzzys keep forgeting that it is a mans world
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by ntbaby(f): 7:43am On Dec 28, 2013
[quote author=Imanuelle]How can I guy post this ?


Op, you be woman wrapper ![/quote
He is woman wrapper because he's saying d truth abi......sometimes we make tins difficult for ourselves hence d increasing rate of divorce in our society.all dis tins are wat our grand parents did and stayed married till death.

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 8:13am On Dec 28, 2013
[quote author=nwtbaby][/quote]


Your grand parents did what?
With their numerous wives?
Most of the women stayed because they had no other option, even romance was scarce.
Wake up.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 9:32am On Dec 28, 2013
True Talk!

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by candor4(f): 9:37am On Dec 28, 2013
So true................ So impossible 2 please.............. undecided
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by IAMBREEZY: 9:59am On Dec 28, 2013
True
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by harlos: 11:10am On Dec 28, 2013
obynocj:
WOMEN YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story cuz I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men
If you DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly
If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS, a walk over;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u DO, he says you are CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE
If u DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD
If he SCOLDS u, it's because he CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL. (yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
14. If u send this info to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
but if you don't, they say u are selfish...

HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?
We know we're sometimes hard to please but keep trying please..
more on http://revealzone..com/2013/06/this-is-why-it-is-generally-impossible.html
Not true angry
I'm different cool
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by adexsimply(m): 11:40am On Dec 28, 2013
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 12:08pm On Dec 28, 2013
and to think this _shit was written by a guy.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by ogbonge9grian: 12:13pm On Dec 28, 2013
This same old shait on what sap, bbm even here on naira land
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nobody: 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
If she leaves a man,she has stepped up,if a man leaves her,he dumped her.

If you lend her money,she didn't want to pay back,if you ask her,you are stingy,but she lends you money,you must pay back,else you aren't a leech.

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Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by professore(m): 12:40pm On Dec 28, 2013
Seated at the front of the auditorium,in case we reach the front page
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by wheesin(m): 12:50pm On Dec 28, 2013
Mtxhew...we are extra terrestrial...in my own case ..its a girl dat does dat to me shocked
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by SuperSuave(m): 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
Incase it make fp
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by SuperSuave(m): 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
Incase it makes fp
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by sagytariusTM1: 3:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
Moderation is the watch word. They need to balance both extremes.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Pdizzle(m): 3:17pm On Dec 28, 2013
Imanuelle: How can I guy post this ?


Op, you be woman wrapper !
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Nostalgia21(m): 3:47pm On Dec 28, 2013
I can't believe this is coming from a man with a di.ck..s.m.h
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by vinebaby: 4:18pm On Dec 28, 2013
This is so correct my ex actually does that, I saw a msg on his phone when a girl said he loves him and he said he loved her too. When I asked him, he said he didn't want her to feel bad. I cheated on him and told him and he left me witout thinking twice.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by majalisa(m): 5:02pm On Dec 28, 2013
Imanuelle: How can I guy post this ?


Op, you be woman wrapper !
Sisi!!!
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by Ruq: 8:26pm On Dec 28, 2013
It goes both ways.
Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by kazyhm(m): 11:03pm On Dec 28, 2013
vinebaby: This is so correct my ex actually does that, I saw a msg on his phone when a girl said he loves him and he said he loved her too. When I asked him, he said he didn't want her to feel bad. I cheated on him and told him and he left me witout thinking twice.
Imagine!!! Lyk say na football match ( u score me, I score u)
So u expect him to still stick wit u lyk say superglue is involve ?
Women r d receiver while men r d donor
We can neva be equal, itz our world
Someone bleep u vs msgs on his fone
Campare d weight of d sample mean na
If d sample mean of d populatn is nt equal to d populatn mean
Den d sample mean is BIAS

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