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Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by raayah(f): 8:09pm On Sep 10, 2015

[size=15pt]SHAVING YOUR CROTCH[/size]

WHAT YOU NEED

1) Hair clippers meant for the crotch region. If you have a big bush or really anything that is longer than a grain of rice, you shouldn't shave it.You should get clippers and buzz it off. If your hair isn't too long, use a razor

2)A bar of soap and sponge

3)A razor you know works with your skin.

4)Baby oil.

5)moisturizer

6)Rubbing alcohol/Spirit

[size=14pt]HOW TO SHAVE[/size]

1)If your hair is longer than a grain of rice, you'll need to give your crotch a cut with clippers, if not use razors. I recommend doing this over a toilet.Shave up and down and side to side, you can shave down on the lips too but be very cautious. If you want your bootty-hole smooth and happy, you can spread wide in front of a mirror and Shave. If you don't have a mirror, be very careful here.

2)So now that you're staring at the remnants of your old bushy friend, it's time to flush and step into the shower. Wash your body first. I have a bar of soap with sponge. Use that in circular motions (not too hard) all around the top part.

3)Using the baby oil, rub down there and shave using downward strokes. Oil up again and shave using upward stroke. Oil up and shave as needed. Keep doing this moyion until you are completely shaved. Its ok if you bleed a little

4)Once you're out of the shower, pat the area dry with a clean towel and apply your alcohol/spirit. This will mostly likely sting a wee bit. IF YOU DON'T PUT THIS ON, YOU'LL BE ITCHY. THE TWO SECONDS OF STINGING IS AN OBVIOUS CHOICE TO A WEEK OF HELL-FIRE CROTCH

5)Apply your gentle moisturizer

6)If possible, wear NO underwear. Let those things breath!

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by Nobody: 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2015

Or just wax.

Shaving is so uncomfortable.

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by jamex93(m): 8:11pm On Sep 10, 2015

Hahahahahahahaha

Shave all and b restless for one week

Low cut is the best

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by ladyF(f): 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2015

Educating....all of you growing forest, pls take note!!! grin

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2015

YourMain:
Or just wax.

Shaving is so uncomfortable.

So so uncomfy.

But I thought waxing is painful tho? At least the way it's portrayed in movies.

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:15pm On Sep 10, 2015

ladyF:
Educating....all of you growing forest, pls take note!!!

Like you don't have a verdant plantation down there.

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by Nobody: 8:15pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

So so uncomfy.

But I thought waxing is painful tho? At least the way it's portrayed in movies.

Yeah waxing hurts. No matter how brave one is. It hurts. But its all good afterwards. Nice and fresh like a baby's bottom

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by dharay99: 8:16pm On Sep 10, 2015

soap.?
Kill me finish na.

That's gonna b daaaaymn pepperish.

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2015

Rayah this thing is too voluminous for me to comprehend. Can I get home service?

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:19pm On Sep 10, 2015

YourMain:

Yeah waxing hurts. No matter how brave one is. It hurts. But its all good afterwards. Nice and fresh like a baby's bottom

Aha!!!

But the hair still grows back ryt? Then one is forced to go thru the painful process of waxing yet again.

Now that doesn't sound nice.

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by XavierBlue(m): 8:20pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Rayah this thing is too voluminous for me to comprehend. Can I get home service?

lolz. Would you pay the avalanche charges?

XavierBlue

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by raayah(f): 8:21pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Rayah this thing is too voluminous for me to comprehend. Can I get home service?

Hahaha... so funny!

What do I get in return?

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:22pm On Sep 10, 2015

dharay99:
soap.?
Kill me finish na.

That's gonna b daaaaymn pepperish.

Buhahahahaha, mumu boi

U tink say na that Black soap wey u dey take baf OP dey talk.

Gentle, mild soap would do.

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by moscobabs(m): 8:23pm On Sep 10, 2015

educative....I hate all this unsaved pussy

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2015

raayah:

Hahaha... so funny!

What do I get in return?

How about a good head?

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by raayah(f): 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2015

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by dharay99: 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Buhahahahaha, mumu boi

U tink say na that Black soap wey u dey take baf OP dey talk.

Gentle, mild soap would do.

eg; premier cool abi?
Aaaah...see ds ßoy o,
E go still pepper me.

Unless i no shave d hair completely.

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by ladyF(f): 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Like you don't have verdant plantation down there.

Lol we keep it trim always grin

Is raayah now a male? This one you're asking him for home service. shocked

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by dharay99: 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Rayah this thing is too voluminous for me to comprehend., Can I get home service?

aaaaah,
Laaaaawwwwd plz av mercy.

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:29pm On Sep 10, 2015

XavierBlue:
lolz. Would you pay the avalanche charges?

XavierBlue

For the Op? Or u wanna send ur babe over?

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2015

raayah:

Haha.. I love a good head

A good head it is then.

How do I book an appointment and make my reservations?

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by adedayourt(m): 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2015

raayah:
[size=15pt]SHAVING YOUR CROTCH[/size]

WHAT YOU NEED

1) Hair clippers meant for the crotch region. If you have a big bush or really anything that is longer than a grain of rice, you shouldn't shave it.You should get clippers and buzz it off. If your hair isn't too long, use a razor

2)A bar of soap and sponge

3)A razor you know works with your skin.

4)Baby oil.

5)moisturizer

6)Rubbing alcohol/Spirit

[size=14pt]HOW TO SHAVE[/size]

1)If your hair is longer than a grain of rice, you'll need to give your crotch a cut with clippers, if not use razors. I recommend doing this over a toilet.Shave up and down and side to side, you can shave down on the lips too but be very cautious. If you want your bootty-hole smooth and happy, you can spread wide in front of a mirror and Shave. If you don't have a mirror, be very careful here.

2)So now that you're staring at the remnants of your old bushy friend, it's time to flush and step into the shower. Wash your body first. I have a bar of soap with sponge. Use that in circular motions (not too hard) all around the top part.

3)Using the baby oil, rub down there and shave using downward strokes. Oil up again and shave using upward stroke. Oil up and shave as needed. Keep doing this moyion until you are completely shaved. Its ok if you bleed a little

4)Once you're out of the shower, pat the area dry with a clean towel and apply your alcohol/spirit. This will mostly likely sting a wee bit. IF YOU DON'T PUT THIS ON, YOU'LL BE ITCHY. THE TWO SECONDS OF STINGING IS AN OBVIOUS CHOICE TO A WEEK OF HELL-FIRE CROTCH

5)Apply your gentle moisturizer

6)If possible, wear NO underwear. Let those things breath!

TO CUT D LONG STORY SHORT OP JUS COM SHAVE IT FR MI PLS

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2015

pictures plssssss!!! ;Dpictures plssssss!!!

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by XavierBlue(m): 8:33pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

For the Op? Or u wanna send ur babe over?

you mean my bicth? but na money dey talk. She don't take baloney when money is involved

XavierBlue

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:34pm On Sep 10, 2015

dharay99:

eg; premier cool abi?
Aaaah...see ds ßoy o,
E go still pepper me.

Unless i no shave d hair completely.

Buhahahaha

Dharay u don kolo. Wetin cool about premier cool? That soap be like chili pepper for body.

Dem nor dey sell joy, lux, eve, etc for ur area?

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by adedayourt(m): 8:35pm On Sep 10, 2015

IF U WANA BE COMPLETLY BALD DWN DER. contact me

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:39pm On Sep 10, 2015

ladyF:

Lol we keep it trim always

Is raayah now a male? This one you're asking him for home service.

Iffa hear? Should I come inspect?

Raayah na babe oooo, tufiakwa when I nor be Gabriel.

Abi u sef fit give me home service? U knw they say two HEADS are better than one.

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Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by dharay99: 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Buhahahaha

Dharay u don kolo. Wetin cool about premier cool? That soap be like chili pepper for body.

Dem nor dey sell joy, lux, eve, etc for ur area?

lux wey i use for
ordinary shaving my beards,
The kind pepper wey e pepper me ehn...

Abeg, delete soap f0r daht list.
Its ida i don't shave completely n i use soap
or i shave & i throway d soap ....hian#

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by Nobody: 8:41pm On Sep 10, 2015

Cool... sometimes I wonder how comfortable people feel having too much hairs on their private parts.

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:42pm On Sep 10, 2015

dharay99:

aaaaah,
Laaaaawwwwd plz av mercy.

Does Mercy give home service?

What's her moniker?

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by ladyF(f): 8:43pm On Sep 10, 2015

kinglekan:

Iffa hear? Should I come inspect?

Raayah na babe oooo, tufiakwa when I nor be Gabriel.

Abi u sef fit give me home service? U knw they say two HEADS are better than one.

Lol I will be coming with my cutlass then....we would keep it trim for you grin

Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:45pm On Sep 10, 2015

XavierBlue:
you mean my bicth? but na money dey talk. She don't take baloney when money is involved

XavierBlue

Sowi i only pay in kind.

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