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Mother Or Wife Who Really Owns A Man by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jun 07, 2013
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?

AN ARGUMENT:

Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1yr.
Wife: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.
Mother: I carried him for nine months.
Wife: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother: He passed between my legs with pains.
Wife: Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Pls WHO OWNS A MAN?
Re: Mother Or Wife Who Really Owns A Man by andyanders: 9:59am On Aug 29, 2014
Aijalon: Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?

AN ARGUMENT:

Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1yr.
Wife: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.
Mother: I carried him for nine months.
Wife: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother: He passed between my legs with pains.
Wife: Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Pls WHO OWNS A MAN?

Very nice and intelligent post my sister. Both matters to a man.

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