Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,237 members, 7,818,795 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 03:56 AM

8 Awkward Things Human Do For Love - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 8 Awkward Things Human Do For Love (881 Views)

Rich Or Poor! Eight (8) Things Human Being Can Never Escape In Life / Awkward Places People Have Sex / The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

8 Awkward Things Human Do For Love by syanopra(m): 5:51pm On Jun 08, 2013
1. U go to club and pay 5k
for
gate fee, U come
... church dey drop N20 for
offering as if GOD na Nigerian
police... U
get
duplex for hell

2. U give
ashawo wey spent
one nyt for ur house 20k come
give ur babe wey
clean,
sweep n
wash ur clothes for a week
5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for
Devil's
estate in Hell.

3. U fit suck
guy d**k but
u
cant remove mucos
from a baby's nose... Devil
dey jealous ur sinful life.

4.
U
wear mini-skirt just to
confuse Man of God every sunday.. U be
shareholder
for hell.

5. U always go to
church just
to
look for gals... bros, U are in a
joint partnership wt d devil.hell sure pax anytin 4 u

6. U fit dance all night to
kukere song for
club but you cant move
when praise is goin on in chrch abi... Ur
rank
for hell pass I.G

7.U buy brazilian hair 4 ur
girl friend nd
tell urwife 2 plait her hair with
tai
tai. Na devil go barb ur own
hair=========♥♥
Re: 8 Awkward Things Human Do For Love by syanopra(m): 5:53pm On Jun 08, 2013
i cant laff oooo
Re: 8 Awkward Things Human Do For Love by Nobody: 4:58am On Jun 09, 2013
syan opra:
1. U go to club and pay 5k
for
gate fee, U come
... church dey drop N20 for
offering as if GOD na Nigerian
police... U
get
duplex for hell

2. U give
ashawo wey spent
one nyt for ur house 20k come
give ur babe wey
clean,
sweep n
wash ur clothes for a week
5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for
Devil's
estate in Hell.

3. U fit suck
guy d**k but
u
cant remove mucos
from a baby's nose... Devil
dey jealous ur sinful life.

4.
U
wear mini-skirt just to
confuse Man of God every sunday.. U be
shareholder
for hell.

5. U always go to
church just
to
look for gals... bros, U are in a
joint partnership wt d devil.hell sure pax anytin 4 u

6. U fit dance all night to
kukere song for
club but you cant move
when praise is goin on in chrch abi... Ur
rank
for hell pass I.G

7.U buy brazilian hair 4 ur
girl friend nd
tell urwife 2 plait her hair with
tai
tai. Na devil go barb ur own
hair=========♥♥

You're soo gay
Re: 8 Awkward Things Human Do For Love by Loadedtech: 9:43am On Jun 09, 2013
lol...Can't stop laughin

(1) (Reply)

I Am At A Crossroad / 99 Facts About Ladies / Oil & Gas Entrepreneur Chima Anyaso & Adanna Nzeribe’s White Wedding.

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.