To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch you,no be small embarassment o!just follow these guidelines and you are on your way of being a star in this profession:

1.when you enter a hall,check the wind direction.if na closed hall with AC,better.MAXIMUM IMPACT.

2.make sure say you sidon face the wind direction.

3.make sure say you get enough legspace.you go soon know why.

4.form ajebo by crossing your legs every now and then.

5.you don ready to execute.try hold am until time wey the hall go dey noisy incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like AK47

6.now carefully cross your leg,right over left

7.elevate the right yan*sh lobe

8.release small(sound check)

9.if no sound,allow make the mess flow steady

10.allow time for proper circulation

NOTE=>
1.make sure say no be you be the first person to complain

2.when people begin dey shout say he no go better for the person wey do this kind thing,simply ask "why person no fit respect the presence of others na?''

3.no halla pass others,if not you go become suspect

4.take style disengage from the area.relocate to another zone and repeat the exercise.
...HAVE FUN...