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| Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Kessythegeek(m): 10:37pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful. Lmao #drop yours  |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Kessythegeek(m): 10:39pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Kessythegeek(m): 10:41pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! Lmao #wash ni! |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by SLIDEwaxie(m): 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Best: 1. *walk up to a lady as whisper* oh angel, where did u hide ur wings? 2. *when naked, look lustfully, kiss gently, running ur hands smoothly on her curves, whisper with a kiss* wow!! u are one hell of a great masterpiece' Worst: 1. You're d sugar in ma tea 2. I dream abt u everyday 3. i 'lurff' you  |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Adufaye(m): 11:59pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Saw a gal at mile2 just like whoa!!! Watch our conversation o! Faye: babe watsup are d 1 I do see on tv evry weekend? Babe: (smile) yeah......in which of ma programme? Faye: I mean u look more like Bakary Sagna of Arsenal! Do u wear mask? |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by REMMEI(m): 12:13am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Me: Are you still taking your drugs for the fever? Girl: what fever? Me: you look so hot.  |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 2:41am On Jun 16, 2013 |
If loving you is a crime,i don't mind being a hardened criminal 1 Like |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 2:52am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Err. Let me just make fun of myself. I crack up every time I think about this pick-up-line. And the funniest thing is that; the chic fell for it. I don't know if it's the worst but it's rubbish, to be honest. Girl: I'm to happy to be single and I don't need a guy nor have time for relationship(s). Me: If I can go out with you for a day, kind of like bringing prom king and queen into reality; that'll be the happiest day of my life. Girl: *Stares at me and looks at the floor* Ok, let's see how it goes. |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 4:12am On Jun 16, 2013 |
ShyM-X: She fell for that?  |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 4:47am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Yield: Different people and different consciousness, I guess. And other factors might have contributed to it as well. Btw, what pick-up-line(s) can make you "yield" to any guy's request? Care to share? |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by ikechukz(m): 6:31am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Never knew people still use pick up lines in 2013 |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Desloaaa(f): 6:35am On Jun 16, 2013 |
ikechukz: Never knew people still use pick up lines in 2013i tire o,pick up  .. |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Mynd44: 7:25am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Nice legs; when do they open 2 Likes |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:51am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Nice legs; when do they openbros, go format una don spoil finish na |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by k2039: 7:53am On Jun 16, 2013 |
My penis is like a dictionary. How about we go back to my place and i shoot some words in your mouth. 1 Like |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 7:59am On Jun 16, 2013 |
k2039: My penis is like a dictionary. How about we go back to my place and i shoot some words in your mouth.  |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 8:01am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Nice legs; when do they open I laughed |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Popowaa: 8:20am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Lol k2039: My penis is like a dictionary. How about we go back to my place and i shoot some words in your mouth. |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Popowaa: 8:23am On Jun 16, 2013 |
A guy told me this "let me prick those "ballons" with my needle" and i was like wtf!!! |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by 190: 8:27am On Jun 16, 2013 |
i once told popowaa honey bring your nyash over to my apartment let me verify something 9pm that night she was at my door |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Popowaa: 8:32am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Lol and what did u verify? 190: i once told popowaa |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by 190: 8:33am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Popowaa: Lol and what did u verify? the nyash of course  |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Popowaa: 8:38am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Hope u ve taken ur medication 190: |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by 190: 8:43am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Popowaa: Hope u ve taken ur medication bring it for me |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Popowaa: 8:51am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Lmao u vex? 190: |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by 190: 8:52am On Jun 16, 2013 |
yup |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Popowaa: 8:57am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Chill,afterall na true question i ask 190: yup |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by 190: 8:58am On Jun 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by elrony(m): 10:58am On Jun 16, 2013 |
"I cannot categorically ask u to go out with м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ ,buh hope u re seeing dat rover sport with my name on d license plate....dats all" |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
ShyM-X: "Hi, how are you doing? My name is [Insert name here]. And you are?". It's as simple as that. I like when a guy's just straightup, yet courteous from the get-go. If the pickup line is funny and/or cute, I might give him a chance, but if it's just downright cheesy and lame, NO. |
| Re: Whats The Best/worse Pickuplines You Ever Heard ;D ? by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Yield: Hmmm... Interesting. I like that. It seems you're the simple type, I guess. Err. I might say "hello" and ask for your name in future. But still loading......... for now.  |
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