Good morning nairalanders, this topic struck me < when i saw a girl last week and collected her number , i do call her every day, yesterday morning i called her and she was like i am at the dining table eating , do you care to join me , i said yes, the next morning i went to her house, and she ask me to come in, when i got inside the house i was wondering if this was her house , until i saw her pics with dad and mom, but what was really going on in my head was , where is the DINING table she told me about yesterday ,there was no center table talk less of a dinner table .......I also remember few months back about a girl i was asking out told me she was a 300 level student of Benson Idahosa Private University, until i was driving to buy fuel i decided to buy recharge card , behold it was this same girl who told me she was in Benson Idahosa Private University that was selling the recharge card..........So many funny lies girls tell, ......i know the ladies will also say guys tell ridiculous too ............nairalanders lets hear your own story of some funny and ridiculous lies you ever heard from a guy or a lady

ladies do lie everyday, but the worst and funny lie a lady ever told me was when she told me she lost her father and mother in a car accident , until after 2 months i was told her mom and dad are still alive, how can a girl just say her mom and dad where dead ..BALU

He told me he was an american citizen, and yet he has a naija accent is still struggling to pass though school with the high financial costs. He said his parents had a problem. And he boasts of having an American citizenship always which is annoying. This naija robbers can see him and think he has the dough only to be dissapointed.Mcheew

Person Neva tell una better lie self.. lie wey dey pain pass knock

Dubby6: Person Neva tell una better lie self.. lie wey dey pain pass knock

hahahahahahaha, bros abeg tell us your own make i see if i go roll for ground dey laugh

Dubby6: Person Neva tell una better lie self.. lie wey dey pain pass knock

bros,share una own nah..

d ones wey GUYS don tell me reach to commit suicide

icebebe: d ones wey GUYS don tell me reach to commit suicide

talk am,make we hear

I tell one guy say i dy my period so dat in no go touch me with in smelling body

Linda john: I tell one guy say i dy my period so dat in no go touch me with in smelling body

many ygirls are found of dis , girls sha

Linda john: I tell one guy say i dy my period so dat in no go touch me with in smelling body

buh u dey chop him smellin money sha? babeee repent

icebebe: buh u dey chop him smellin money sha? babeee repent

yes ke, of course, Y won't i

Linda john: yes ke, of course, Y won't i

And that mouth wey u use answer yes ke like ostrich go soon rotin. Don't bother apologizing, no offense taken.

Phranciz:
And that mouth wey u use answer yes ke like ostrich go soon rotin. Don't bother apologizing, no offense taken.

me and u go fight for this thread oh

Linda john: me and u go fight for this thread oh

Always willing and ready.

Na so i toast one babe for skool wey she tell me say na ajah she dey live and she dey manage for her mama store,one day i con go abk so inside small hold up,na em i see dis girl hawking lacasera and bottle water so as she move near my car wey she see me she just disappeared immediately,omo motor no waka fast reach am

tellwisdom: She told me she was on her period and I told her that's the moment I like yanshing sef. Na so she melt

buhhahahahahahah, so u self like yanshing

Still thinking about it

Sarah a: Still thinking about it

lol, so ur own many then

Phranciz:
And that mouth wey u use answer yes ke like ostrich go soon rotin. Don't bother apologizing, no offense taken.

guy ur carzy ooo

called him frm morning till nite oo he didn't pick. wen he Finally kold bck at midnite he said he has been slipin since mrng oo. wtf r der no beta lies

Because she's in benson idahosa private university, she shouldn't sell recharge cards when on vacation ? Do you know how she raises money to pay her fee ?

sweetBummsy: called him frm morning till nite oo he didn't pick. wen he Finally kold bck at midnite he said he has been slipin since mrng oo. wtf r der no beta lies

lol, maybe he went for vigil the previous night.

Linda john: I tell one guy say i dy my period so dat in no go touch me with in smelling body

HBD or not i guess!




anyway @Op.


i read minds,so i dnt nid to ask questions,and gals dnt nid to lie to me!

*Am sorry 4 d people i pushed out

Mine told me on phone that she was offered admission in one state university and that she was in the hostel. I almost fell 4 that b4 her junior brother shouted frm the background "na lie ooo". She switched off the phone immediately.

I complained to him that he is never around and always unreachable, and the brother told me that it cos he jst got a new job and so it takes most of his time ..the Bros didn't know that I found out he was following a married woman in my department . I was like aaah!! brotherly!!
Chai.

Mine told me dat she doesn't stay out later dan 7pm coz of d Aunty, but I saw her prostituting @night around 9pm. Immediately she saw me, she tried hiding but I saw her already

Guys rarely lie and even when they do its sounds so silly that you both both laugh over it!dont know about other ladies and their experiences with guys o.

*same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

[s][/s]

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

[s]

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

[/s]

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#419 alert#

y

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

lmao...busted! That Guy's not sharp at all