(1)"we want to thank the president for
bringing facebook to Nigeria" :Information
Minister Labaran
Maku.
(2)"you press men, you always say there
are no minerals in kano. We have Coca
Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly
invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.
(3)"Foreign investors should ignore Boko
Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ
(4)" I will water your school and fire your
school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack
is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ
(6)"I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide"..Dame Jonathan
(7)"I founded this school for the masses
and the school fees is 850,000
naira"...Atiku Abubakar
(..until I see someone eating out of the
gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru
Dikko.
(9)"Telephone is not meant for the
poor"..David Mark
(10)"The worth of a child born and breed
in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in
the United States" - Yakubu Gowon
(11)"school is not meant for the poor only
for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
(12)"At 50, Britain is still battling with King
Arthur and the knights of the round table
so Nigeria is not doing too
badly"..Diezeani Madueke.

(14)"The corp members where destined to
die,nobody can run away from
destiny"..Mallam Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi
State.
(15)"On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate
my family".. Dame Jonathan.
(16)"We, the PDP did not win this election,
I have gone to church to confess, I gave
them money and
they called the result"...Chris Uba
(17)"I want to commend the doctors and
nurses for responding to
treatment"...DameJonathan
(18))"I can see camera people, are they
going to televise us alive?"- Dame
Jonathan.