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60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by bobolekepee(m): 6:12am On Jun 25, 2013
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
2. Guys get frustrated easily if a girl forms 2 much....so girls if u luv him don't ever form 4 him.
3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...neva mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14... Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.....and guys can let a girl he luvs go but will still luv her if she cum back 2 him.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straight forward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is splashing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ......
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnotisable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
57."Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
BE HONEST---IF YOU READ ALL ,COMMENT WHICH ONE IS not TRUE

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Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Gudintent: 6:14am On Jun 25, 2013
Yawn

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Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by lovelydoll: 6:17am On Jun 25, 2013
didn't know guys pmsed too.
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by bobolekepee(m): 6:20am On Jun 25, 2013
Gudintent: Yawn
Hmmm... I can see u are yawning... Gud mawnin, ao was ur nyt?
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by carzola(m): 7:27am On Jun 25, 2013
Is too early for this crap..the world is geting less emotional the 3 most important things in a guys life is, money, s£x and life..

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Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by bobolekepee(m): 8:04am On Jun 25, 2013
carzola: Is too early for this crap..the world is geting less emotional the 3 most important things in a guys life is, money, s£x and life..
Excuse me please, is this a crap? undecided
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Adufaye(m): 8:35am On Jun 25, 2013
Yeah nice1@op

Bt guys luv datin non-virgin dan virgin 4 easy passgrin
When a guy sees a gal his thought wil b "how wil d babe b on bed"
Guys dosent luv a gal dat luv dem more
Guys are always tag single in all social netwrkin sites "yet dy hv gf nd gfs
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Serendipity: 10:04am On Jun 25, 2013
Enough of all these platitudes
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Les: 12:48pm On Jun 25, 2013
No36 is wrong, when I say leave me alone, better do it as fast as possible for you own good and sake
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by bobolekepee(m): 1:33pm On Jun 25, 2013
Adufaye: Yeah nice1@op

Bt guys luv datin non-virgin dan virgin 4 easy passgrin
When a guy sees a gal his thought wil b "how wil d babe b on bed"
Guys dosent luv a gal dat luv dem more
Guys are always tag single in all social netwrkin sites "yet dy hv gf nd gfs
Lol grin
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by 3ace(m): 3:26pm On Jun 25, 2013
OP, so you expect girls to memorize all these factors when some of them are still struggling to cram advantages, disadvantages, features, e.t.c in their various subjects in schools.
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by bobolekepee(m): 9:11pm On Jun 25, 2013
3ace: OP, so you expect girls to memorize all these factors when some of them are still struggling to cram advantages, disadvantages, features, e.t.c in their various subjects in schools.
LWKMD grin
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Nobody: 11:38pm On Jun 25, 2013
Serendipity: Enough of all these platitudes

Sharrap ya smelly mouth, and leave here make u go drink garriii.
Mr. Okoro feelin funky. Speakin lawastic and nonsensic oyinbo....platitude ko prostitutttte ni. Fooooooooooooool
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by ademed: 12:11pm On Jun 26, 2013
no 22 seems like the truest of all
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jun 26, 2013
Notes notes notes everywhere
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by ezemoses(m): 12:45pm On Jun 26, 2013
hope all these girls are reading o especially about us testing the waters. I love testing the waters too and if a girl allows me i go far but that does not mean i love her
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by teasinteaser(f): 7:43pm On Jun 26, 2013
Hmmmm........ If all dis is tru then guys r more complicated Than girls
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by bobolekepee(m): 5:33am On Jun 27, 2013
teasinteaser: Hmmmm........ If all dis is tru then guys r more complicated Than girls
Hmmm...? undecided
Re: 60 Things ALL GIRLS Should Know About GUYS by Waxxzy(m): 6:45am On Jun 27, 2013
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