collynzo2: Please go straight to the point, don't use me as a means.

lordZOUGA: I didn't prank much but I lied enough.
one prank I remember is this:
we had cable tv and my mum has this show she watches by 8pm every Thursday. this same show coincides with the showtime of a cartoon I enjoy watching. when the time comes, my mum will put the show and ignore our(the children's) protests.
anyway, I couldn't stand it. to fix my problem, I went and renamed the title of the channel that always plays her show to the title of a channel that always shows "scrambled channel" and then switched their positions in the channels menu. so that whenever she puts her "show channel", she will get a scrambled channel notice which will then force her to release the TV for us.
It worked.
I left it like that for two weeks but she keeps on checking the channel and gets sad when it is not there. I hated myself for making her sad so I went and undid my changes.

kehinde1588: Rememba in my primary sch days,i didnt want 2 go 2 sch cos i did sumtin bad 2 one of ma class mates and i tot she might tell our anty and i wud b disgraced and flogged on assemble. On my way 2 school wit mum i just shouted yeeeeee mum ori mi o(my head) mum asked: wat happened i said i felt a severe head and i felt like sum pple ar poundin and druming on my head started cryin.dat stunned my mum and we had 2 go bak home. Som mints after i started playin.my mum knew i was liein bt cud nt do anytin again cos it was 2 late 2 go bak 2 school. Later in d night i recieved a hot cane 4 liein.

delors:
Chei! nna bros, when was this? Last year or two years ago? Because I don't think there were smart TVs to name n rename channels back then according to what the OP meant o...All liars will go to Hell, you just told us a lie here...but don't know where u go land with this wicked lie you fabricated against your lovely mama...

delors:
Even your grammar is enough to tell us the truth...Thanks for the lies though. Good job!

LMMAAOO

dojumav: See me see trouble dat day o... I decided to scare the shit out of mum c. Twas around 9pm dat day, waiting for her to come back from church.. Na so i hide for back of gate o, covered with mosquito net.. As she enter like dis na so i just grab her handbag... Come see shout, she run leave her hand bag....come see shout... Come see blood of Jesus.... D kind beating wey i recieve dat day no be small

Victoriousvic: Prank on my parents?? I wan die? That one, dem no born me well o

delors:
Haba! Your parents be soldiers?

dojumav: See me see trouble dat day o... I decided to scare the shit out of mum c. Twas around 9pm dat day, waiting for her to come back from church.. Na so i hide for back of gate o, covered with mosquito net.. As she enter like dis na so i just grab her handbag... Come see shout, she run leave her hand bag....come see shout... Come see blood of Jesus.... D kind beating wey i recieve dat day no be small

delors:
Chei! nna bros, when was this? Last year or two years ago? Because I don't think there were smart TVs to name n rename channels back then according to what the OP meant o...All liars will go to Hell, you just told us a lie here...but don't know where u go land with this wicked lie you fabricated against your lovely mama...

lordZOUGA:
it is very stupid for me to lie here. I don't see any reason why I will do that.
the rename feature is not a TV feature but from the decoder. if you have a decoder, check the menu and reply here with what you find. each channel can be renamed.

C'est moi:
nva played any prank bt my younger bro will take out of dad's wine n refill wit water bt my pman didnt react,maybe he didnt suspect anythng.a day came wen he asked my bro 2 sweep his room bt my bro played a fast 1 on my dad n lied dat he had swept d room.unknowingly,my dad left a piece of paper on d floor 2 test him.he rcivd d insult of his lyf dat day.can dis be classified as a prank?

jackbauersballs: Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standard

After a while my mum started counting the meat/fish...so me and my brother started shaving bits of each piece with a knife

Last last my mum had to start hiding the pot of stew in her room.

Offering money was always spent on puff puff,and transport money in the game centre

My textbooks were sold at Oshodi...My notebooks were sold as foolscap

My brother and I were eventually taken for deliverance...lool

Today, my brother that was predicted to turn out an armed robber...is now a pastor

While I am still an agbero

Chrisjane: Mine was back then in sec sch. It was a boarding sch. Hence, students were only allowed 2 go home during vacations r emergencies. I had a boil on my knee. It wasn't life threatening bt I pretended 2 be in great pain. It saved me 4rm d seniors' incessant bullying. I sent 4 my mum(now late, God bless her soul) 2 cum n take me home dat I was in great pain. Wot I realy wantd was 2 go home, see my siblings, watch movies, eat home food (a nice change 4rm sch food). She came d nxt day 2 take me home bt d quack nurses..lol.. in my sch sick bay insisted dat they 'll treat me properly. My mum agreed, bought some tins 4 me n went bak home. I was so disappointd cos I've already boastd abt d hot rice I was goin 2 eat at home.

delors:
Nor vex bros...but that time when I been young, na only black and white TV we get...the antenna dey our roof. You go need ladder take climb reach the frying-pan-like dish to adjust the TV...one person iside (near winder) to dey direct u while u dey on top ladder, sweating and shouting for response. (E don clear? No? Make i turn am? Right or left?) My uncle try that time , nor be small thing

Chillisauce: My brother used to be like the OP, but worse...he is usually the last position in the class and actually one of the biggest boys.

On day, he decided to change his position from 27 th put of 27 th to 2 nd out of 27 th.

He actually forgot to erase the " th" at the end of the position.

OmoH, see beating when Popsi found out.

He said it was his teacher who erased it.

So the teacher actually left it as 2 th out of 27 th,

He wasn't too smart neither

dejijohns:
lol... No mind d bro, instead mak e jst pop d qustn e dey dre dey dull...

Chrisjane: Mine was back then in sec sch. It was a boarding sch. Hence, students were only allowed 2 go home during vacations r emergencies. I had a boil on my knee. It wasn't life threatening bt I pretended 2 be in great pain. It saved me 4rm d seniors' incessant bullying. I sent 4 my mum(now late, God bless her soul) 2 cum n take me home dat I was in great pain. Wot I realy wantd was 2 go home, see my siblings, watch movies, eat home food (a nice change 4rm sch food). She came d nxt day 2 take me home bt d quack nurses..lol.. in my sch sick bay insisted dat they 'll treat me properly. My mum agreed, bought some tins 4 me n went bak home. I was so disappointd cos I've already boastd abt d hot rice I was goin 2 eat at home.

ogb5: I could not play pranks, who do I want to play pranks on?

One funny played by my friend was that he told his semi-literate father that the amoeba we were using for experiment in the lab jumped through the window and ran into the bush. And that the school said we should pay for it. The dad had to send the money quickly