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How To Make Love Cake by baroun04(m): 1:04pm On Jun 27, 2013
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RECIPE:
HOW TO MAKE LOVE CAKE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with
loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk
containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to
mixing bowl, working in and out
until well
creamed. For best results.
Continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana
deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably NOT
overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana
is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing
bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar
kitchen, wash utensils carefully
after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after
use.
3. If cake rises, leave town !!

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