We don’t mean to lie but we kinda have to, just to keep the peace.

Yes, we females are far from perfect.

I’m really sorry ladies; I guess I feel I owe it to them.

So here are the top 10 lies woman tell men. Once again, I’m really sorry ladies.

1)      I don’t care how much you earn. In my opinion, this is the biggest lie unless the woman knows beforehand he will never earn as much as her anyway, then it’s not really an issue. Woman do care, they want stability and financial fulfilment. If we know that you can’t provide that for us…well…in the words of a kanye ‘Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…’

2)      I don’t mind that you look at other woman. What? Really? Do you actually believe that? When a woman says this, she’s trying to prove to you that she’s an open minded and a patient person. Inside she’s screaming ‘how dare you look at her! In fact if she does say this lie…RUN! She’s more likely to be one of those jealous-psycho chicks…still think she’s worth it?

 

3)      I can’t wait to meet your mum. She can wait, a very, very long time. She probably would only want to meet her on the wedding day. Most women are scared of meeting the mothers, they know she’s the one who can make or break the relationship…

 

4)      I like your friends. She loves the fact that they strip her of all the time she could spend with you and she especially loves when you and your boys hang out at bars and clubs. She’s obviously lying to you, she’ll only say this to be accommodating at first but there is a limit!

 

5)      I’m in no rush to get married. Lie.Lie.Lie. She’s watching her biological clock, she’s attended too many of her friends weddings, and has already eyed her wedding dress. If it was possible, she would push you down that aisle!


6) I never tell my girlfriends about you. She does, all the time. She tells them how wonderful you are, what you wear/eat/like/dislike basically EVERYTHING! Trust me there isn’t a conversation between the two of you that her girlfriends aren’t aware of.



7) I like you just the way you are. This isn’t a lie per se, but there are probably one or two or three things that she’s planning to change about you. At least she isn’t insulting you, I mean no one is perfect right?



I’m fine. She’s not. If you had to ask, then you should be smart enough to know she isn’t okay with you. Sooner or later, all that pent up anger she’s been holding in, will explode in your face. Woman use this lie as an emotional defense, we expect you to know what the problem is already.If you want to save your relationship, sort out the problem quickly.


9) I love sports! If you’re lucky enough to date a girl who does love sports, then this may not necessarily be a lie. However if she hates watching sports, she’s lying to prove how much you have in common and that she’s different from all your other girlfriends. Speed up a couple of weeks and she’ll be complaining every time that you watch too much sports.


10) I could never lie to you. If we lived in a perfect world, perhaps.


So now you know, your women are from perfect but then neither are you. Most women only lie to you to protect you and to save their own skins in some situations. Good thing about these lies are they are not intended to hurt you just mostly to flatter you.

I am not condoning or condemning women that lie but showing that these lies are part of everyday life and nor am I generalising that every woman lies.

So do you agree or disagree with my top ten lies? What other ‘lies’ did I leave out? Let me know your views in the comments section.




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this should be moved to romance section.....

1. I Love you

2. I will never let you go

3. Money doesnt matter as long as you love me

4. You are my one and Only

5. For better for worse, till death do us apart

post the remaining part... We aint clicking your blog

laykhorn: post the remaining part... We aint clicking your blog

Common

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Devil fire my nyash if I click on ur blog


Anoda great lie
HE IS JUST A FRIEND

Choiiii,,, This blogs dey chop money ooo...

Mtcheww how many times will a thread like this hit fp? I don tire for all these yamayama, redundant threads wey dey always hit fp.

This should be moved to the TRASH section.

If this is the little i'll know, its ok.

11) "Darling ... please I am going to market ... give me 50,000 Naira to buy food stuff for us"
Reality is food budget is : 10,000 and the remaining 40,000 is for .. fill in the blanks ..

i heard stephanie okereke is now a blonde

Bimfo: Choiiii,,, This blogs dey chop money ooo...

who force u b4?

Biggest lie so far "I'm a virgin"

CC:Onila

I don't like Porn when she actually love it moRe than anything ;DI don't like Porn when she actually love it moRe than anything

Black Peni5: Biggest lie so far "I'm a virgin"

CC:Onila

u re my life.big lie

Lanister: This should be moved to the TRASH section.

for ur yeye mind.

I miss you, when what they miss is actually your goodies or monies.

l'm 17 going 2 18 when she s close 2her 24th.,.,womens wears lie like brallian hair

tellwisdom: Foollllish Nigerian gurls lie too much...One was actually asking me for 10 million

na lie go kill u

tellwisdom: Foollllish Nigerian gurls lie too much...One was actually asking me for 10 million

Lwtmb do you even have 50 kobo in your bank account?

Hmmm

who bought dis fone 4 u? Na my broda. Who bought dis jewerly 4 u? Na my broda. who were u talkin 2 on d fone? dats was my broda. who was dat guy wit u yestaday? Na my broda... Dis ur broda sef don suffer. Plz gals mak una tak am easy oh!

Na una sabi...

You call all these lies? Im not sure a lady has ever lied to u

We are just friends or he is just asaking me out.

This statement is always a lie.